Kindergarten Cop
1990
Comedy, Crime
1h 51m
A tough cop is given his most difficult assignment: masquerade as a a kindergarten teacher in order to find a drug dealer.
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Kindergarten Cop
1990
Comedy, Crime
1h 51m
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Rated 13 May 2008
100
98th
Arnold Schwarzenegger screams at a bunch of fucking children in a movie and it gets bad reviews? What kind of world are we living in?!! I'm giving it a 100 just to spite you all.
Rated 13 May 2008
Rated 03 Feb 2007
45
13th
Kindergarten Cop exemplifies what is probably the single most annoying thing about Hollywood: the idea that if you have an even remotely interesting concept, the hard part of your job is done, and you can fill in the blanks in your script with cliches. Is simple, light-hearted entertainment really such a bad thing? No, I guess it isn't, but I reserve my right to bitch about it.
Rated 03 Feb 2007
Rated 09 Mar 2007
75
56th
oh what peter sellers in a wheelchair is funny and this isnt?!
Rated 09 Mar 2007
Rated 31 Aug 2019
60
39th
Far from great or anything But for some reason big tough guy Arnold dealing with a bunch of bratty kindergartners made me laugh
Rated 31 Aug 2019
Rated 09 Apr 2012
90
92nd
A gift from the Gods.
Rated 09 Apr 2012
Rated 14 Aug 2007
35
14th
This is a terrible flick packed with weak comedy and more obnoxiously cute kids than you can menacingly wave a .45 at, but it did introduce the phrase "It's not a toomah!" to our cultural lexicon.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
78
44th
How can you not like this movie at least a little. I know that everyone out there has at least quoted this movie once.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
91
94th
The best of the Schwarzenegger comedies...and quite educational, successfully informing audiences around the globe which sex has a penis, and which a vagina.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 02 Jul 2008
40
12th
Watch this movie, and then remember that Schwarzenegger was the governor of a state. You'll want to laugh and cry simultaneously.
Rated 02 Jul 2008
Rated 26 Oct 2008
19
15th
While obviously a bad film from the outset, that's not to say that there aren't some entertaining scenes. As the typically robotic Schwarzenegger comes out with so many unusual pronunciations, strange little phrases and one instance of face-warping screaming the film is automatically injected with some unintentional humour making it just that little bit more watchable. It's still really poorly done though, plus those annoying pretentious American kids are only bearable for a little while.
Rated 26 Oct 2008
Rated 31 Jul 2009
75
76th
If you don't think this is awesome then don't call me ever again...
Rated 31 Jul 2009
Rated 20 Jan 2016
47
10th
As someone who used to prank call his friends with Arnie soundboards, I'm eternally grateful that this exists.
Rated 20 Jan 2016
Rated 20 Mar 2007
75
67th
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?" "It's not a tumor!" "My name is John Kimble, and I love my car." Arnold's comedy-classic "Kindergarten Cop" can do no wrong.
Rated 20 Mar 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
88
83rd
I'm looking at a lot of reviews, and I've got to say "what's with you people?" Kindergarten Cop is one of the finest examples of Schwartzennagearian acting I've ever seen. How can you resist 90 minutes of Arnold screaming at children? You can't. That's how.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
2
2nd
It may not be a tumor but it's not a good movie either.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
87
87th
I've seen this so many times, and it's still rewatchable. Loved it as a kid, and I love it now. Endlessly quotable. Arnold was a pro at deadpan, and this is his funniest stuff.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 21 Feb 2008
78
64th
Who is your daddy and what does he do? Yeah I'm a police officer. I'm Detective John Kimball. So many great lines, that I was able to use for prank phone calls in college. I don't know if I would say the movie was that great but these catchy lines help out its score.
Rated 21 Feb 2008
Rated 16 Mar 2008
50
21st
A really bad movie that I find somewhat charming. What can I say, I suck.
Rated 16 Mar 2008
Rated 02 Jun 2008
72
41st
You have to have the mind or the heart of a child to enjoy this, and while I do, I just didn't enjoy it enough to care.
Rated 02 Jun 2008
Rated 21 Jul 2008
35
20th
The most quotable film of Arnold's career. Sometimes funny, and somewhat entertaining. But, it's still dumb and often slow.
Rated 21 Jul 2008
Rated 07 Jan 2009
63
30th
This movie regained notoriety with the advent of soundboards. Those sound clips are pretty much the best parts of this movie.
Rated 07 Jan 2009
Rated 11 Mar 2009
58
18th
A one-note comedy that does admittedly provide some laughs with its absurd premise, but it gets old really quick and the sentimentalism is pretty awful.
Rated 11 Mar 2009
Rated 30 Jun 2009
75
85th
Nice comedy with good old Schwarzenegger. Many funny one-liners like "Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina"; "Our mom says our dad is a real sex-machine" ; "My dad's a gynecologist, he looks at vaginas all day long".
Rated 30 Jun 2009
Rated 05 Aug 2010
55
28th
Schwarzenegger Effect - Any movie that is really bad, recognized as such, but is still somehow enjoyable only because Arnold Schwarzenegger is the protagonist.
Rated 05 Aug 2010
Rated 19 Aug 2010
80
39th
Enjoyable effort from Arnold. The scenes with the kids were priceless and truly funny. Ending got a little bogged down but worth a watch. Decent family actioner.
Rated 19 Aug 2010
Rated 22 Sep 2010
62
30th
Sort of entertaining in parts, but overall it's fairly boring and sometimes downright annoying.
Rated 22 Sep 2010
Rated 14 May 2011
55
24th
"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?" - classic.
Rated 14 May 2011
Rated 30 Jan 2012
53
25th
Ivan Reitman did three of Bill Murray's best movies. He did three of Arnold's worst.
Rated 30 Jan 2012
Rated 25 Sep 2014
6
41st
Kindergarten Cop is my ultimate guilty pleasure and I absolutely love this film. I've always enjoyed Arnold Schwarzenegger in comedic roles and this is definitely his funniest film. It's one of the most quotable films ever and after a countless number of viewings it still makes me laugh. I enjoyed it as a child, growing up and still now. And I can't wait to watch it with my own children. And lastly, "IT'S NOT A TUMOUR!
Rated 25 Sep 2014
Rated 12 Jul 2019
70
52nd
I like in films where normal looking dudes have to pretend Arnie isn't some super jacked dude. Like, one guy takes a swing at him. Not a good idea.
Rated 12 Jul 2019
Rated 12 Feb 2020
60
72nd
"We're going to play a little game. Who's your daddy and what does he do." Good movie as Arnold who is a detective is trying to solve a case of a abusing father in this.
Rated 12 Feb 2020
Rated 12 Dec 2006
10
3rd
Gave it a ten because of the soundboard clips that were used from this movie.
Rated 12 Dec 2006
Rated 12 Dec 2006
50
7th
Children have some pretty low standards, so they might enjoy this, but it's not very funny and needless to say the plot is absurd.
Rated 12 Dec 2006
Rated 13 Jan 2007
50
31st
ARNOLD!
Rated 13 Jan 2007
Rated 13 Feb 2007
39
8th
Oh Arnold, why?
Rated 13 Feb 2007
Rated 14 Feb 2007
8
82nd
Infinitely quotable. THERE IS NO BATHROOM!!! WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? This movie rocks, fuck you all.
Rated 14 Feb 2007
Rated 18 Feb 2007
1
7th
Whatever.
Rated 18 Feb 2007
Rated 26 Feb 2007
73
31st
Another action comedy with Arnold. Not that it doesn't work. It's just easy to confuse with any other film hes been in.
Rated 26 Feb 2007
Rated 27 Feb 2007
84
56th
Who is your daddy, and what does he do? I can watch this now and still laugh my butt off! That's a true test of a good comedy.
Rated 27 Feb 2007
Rated 01 Mar 2007
20
4th
Poor.
Rated 01 Mar 2007
Rated 26 Mar 2007
49
14th
Too bad this movie has a plot. The one liners alone are great. Wish this were an hour and a half of John Kimble hanging out with 5 year olds.
Rated 26 Mar 2007
Rated 07 Apr 2007
60
47th
Arnie is actually pretty good in comedy roles (like his current one as governor of California). This is still just too pallid a movie to recommend, though
Rated 07 Apr 2007
Rated 02 May 2007
50
10th
Predictable, but only because it's twenty years old. Still fine, just nothing spectacular.
Rated 02 May 2007
Rated 08 May 2007
36
7th
Who is your daddy and what does he do?!?!?!?!
Rated 08 May 2007
Rated 13 Jul 2007
87
52nd
It's not a tumor!
Rated 13 Jul 2007
Rated 29 Jul 2007
75
44th
Every year in age you are away from 10 is going to give you another reason to hate on this movie. It's simple, oftentimes stupid, and the acting ain't great but it's got it's fair share of charm.
Rated 29 Jul 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
65
28th
The Terminator and cute kids, what a good combo. Not an Oscar winner, but at least deserves a viewing.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
60th
Arnold plays against type in his first forays into laughs. He would not return to such hilarious heights for some time.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
65
17th
I'M DA PARTY POOPAH! ITS NAHT A TOOMAH!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
18
11th
Let me check. Yeah, this is still excruciating to watch.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
82
71st
Full of classic Arnold one-liners. Not the best Arnold movie, but it's good for a few laughs.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
24
19th
I think Twins did more to hurt Arnold Schwarzenegger's film career than anything else. Before Twins, he was solely an action hero, but because Twins was a funny film, he began to believe he could do comedy on a regular basis and failed spectacularly.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
64th
Timeless.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
63rd
This is one of Arnold's most hilariously quotable films. It's pretty dumb, and it's much smaller scale than most of his films, but darn it, is it ever funny. Really good!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
61st
Both terrible and amazing, like witnessing the end of the world.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
82
67th
One of Schwarzenegger's best comedies, this film is sweet and funny. I saw it in the theater and enjoyed it then. Irecently saw it again on tv, and I still enjoy it.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
83
40th
A ho-hum story gets extra mileage because of Arnold's performance and some genuinely touching scenes with the kids.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
44
34th
"It's not a tumor!" Quasi-entertaining, with unforgetable moments.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
92
87th
boys have a penis. girls have a vagina.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 18 Aug 2007
55
20th
Very much, of its time, this comedy depends on how much you like Arnold. A fun family film, with themes involving divorced parents, abusive fathers and the silly things kids do.
Rated 18 Aug 2007
Rated 13 Sep 2007
35
28th
Interesting mostly because of the non-stereotypical role for Ahnold. It was a decent movie, but probably not one you brag about paying to see. :-)
Rated 13 Sep 2007
Rated 10 Oct 2007
65
52nd
Can be funny, although we have here a work crowded with clichés.
Rated 10 Oct 2007
Rated 13 Nov 2007
77
12th
Come on, everyone loves Kindergarten Cop! "It's not a tuuumour."
Rated 13 Nov 2007
Rated 16 Nov 2007
10
15th
this is entertaining ~ for a little while.
Rated 16 Nov 2007
Rated 29 Jan 2008
1
4th
lol
Rated 29 Jan 2008
Rated 11 Feb 2008
50
28th
It's not a tumor. nor is it a good movie.
Rated 11 Feb 2008
Rated 22 Feb 2008
85
60th
Arnold, funny, Yes. He pulls off what has eluded Stallone in his weak attempts at a lighter side.
Rated 22 Feb 2008
Rated 16 Mar 2008
30
13th
This gets points for "I have some questions ... and I need dem ahnsuhed IMMEDIATELY!"
Rated 16 Mar 2008
Rated 13 Apr 2008
82
68th
Possibly one of the best of Arnold's flicks. A story he almost fits into, even. The story here is excellently plotted, and never sells itself short, which is a welcome relief from others of this type.
Rated 13 Apr 2008
Rated 14 May 2008
82
15th
Cute, sentimental fun. Typical light 80's humor/actionor based on upsurd situations and characterizations. Popcorn for the mind- not heavy and mildy entertaining.
Rated 14 May 2008
Rated 15 May 2008
75
48th
Back when people still liked Arnold. It's not a tumah!
Rated 15 May 2008
Rated 16 May 2008
36
14th
Where's there a terminator when you need one ! Poor plot precotious children and wooden acting a winning combination
Rated 16 May 2008
Rated 24 Jun 2008
55
37th
An easy watch with some really funny parts - mostly at Arnie's acting!
Rated 24 Jun 2008
Rated 29 Jun 2008
70
28th
Okay, this one is hilarious! It gets a 70 due to the cheesiness, but I actually find this to be a reasonably good movie. Not quite the action movie that Arnold is used to, but the comedy brings it home.
Rated 29 Jun 2008
Rated 05 Jul 2008
40
11th
Arnold and his awkwardness, what a gold mine!
Rated 05 Jul 2008
Rated 28 Jul 2008
78
30th
Action film with lots of cute kids, plus the great line "It's not a tumor".
Rated 28 Jul 2008
Rated 31 Jul 2008
20
5th
"Masquerade as an elementary teacher in order to find a drug dealer". Now THAT'S comedy.
Rated 31 Jul 2008
Rated 12 Aug 2008
25
25th
Dominic? What a terrible name, seriously.
Rated 12 Aug 2008
Rated 29 Aug 2008
50
20th
I watched this a lot as a kid and it was fun - but aside from the absurd premise and the crazy Schwarzenegger performance it doesn't hold up that well. All the same, if you're an Arnold fan you should at least give it a view. Here's three reasons why, from the Criterion collection:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwXwHR3mQ8c
Rated 29 Aug 2008
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