Kindergarten Ninja

Kindergarten Ninja

1994
Comedy
Direct-to-Video
1h 22m
Dead Bruce's status in heaven can be upgraded if he performs a miracle, which becomes rehabilitating wrong-living gridiron star, Blade Steel. Bruce attempts this by getting Blade interested in martial arts, which Blade, in turn, teaches to students where he is performing community service for three months. (imdb)
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Kindergarten Ninja

1994
Comedy
Direct-to-Video
1h 22m
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Rated 31 Oct 2013
2
0th
Let's see... There's karaoke-themed kidnapping & kung-fu, a training montage (of at least five) that is so long it needs TWO accompanying tracks, an army of pre-pubescent drug dealers captained by Rico Suave, God threatening a faceless Bruce Lee that if he doesn't possess the body of a womanizing football player he'll never become an angel...and (unsurprisingly) no ninjas. And that's not counting the rainbow parachutes in the drug warehouse, or the fact the film starts with a PSA for DARE.
Rated 15 Aug 2008
0
4th
Oh wow. After 2 minutes it becomes abundantly clear that this is THE WORST FIlM EVER. Then it gets worse. And worse. And worse. And worse. Then, when you think it has finally settled on a level of bad, it gets EVEN WORSE. This is truly atrocious in every respect. Fails on so many levels I didn't even know existed.
Rated 31 Dec 2017
34
20th
Former San Francisco 49ers' great, Dwight Clark drops the ball trying to act in this terrible martial-arts action/comedy. Brought to you in part by D.A.R.E., this laughably inept movie comes in the form of seemingly nonstop "training" montages as the film attempts to tell the insane "story" of a blind karate master teaching Clark and children to fight the growing new drug problem attacking their city. This remarkably poorly made "comedy" can only be tepidly recommended to fans of bad movies.
Rated 31 Mar 2020
18
20th
It's insanely dumb with loads of annoying children and way too many training montages. The music is interesting too........
Rated 26 Nov 2022
25
6th
This tries to be a funny Kindergarten cop knockoff but fails and is incredibly boring to boot.

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