Legacy of Blood

Some potential twists to the usual plot and some incest thrown in for good measure can't overcome this film's nauseous melodrama and high school drama actors. [Cinematic Titanic crew is finally getting into rhythm now and it feels very much like the MST3k of old.]

An unofficial remake of the lackluster Andy Milligan film The Ghastly Ones from 1968. This was slightly better but still pretty terrible, mostly laughably so.

Glaciers move faster. Featuring a guy who bears a startling resemblance to Mel Brooks (and is every bit as funny); then there's the one who looks like a cross between Clark Gable and G Gordon Liddy (and owns a Nazi lampshade). The finale features a jarring veer toward drollness. The only fun part of this whole goulash was getting to hear John Carradine's voice being well and truly pissed-off; reminded me of the old-man character in that Twilight Zone episode, "Masks."

The veteran cast members ham it up in this gory multiple murder piece. This semi-remake of _The Curse of the Living Corpse_ (note the similar decapitated-head-on-a-platter gag) is tacky fun, but beware edited prints with all the murders cut out.

For the movie itself: 12...but with Cinematic Titanic: 93

Mmmm incest