Live Animals

Top badass moment? Admit it, there're far too many teenagers about and their laissez-faire approach to life is paid for by us hard working adults, what with all their trips to isolated lakes/cabins for alcohol/drug fuelled debauchery. So I congratulate our heroes here, who have successfully built up a thriving enterprise capturing said teens as part of a modern slavery business. Imaginative and well considered commerce lies at the heart of the American Dream. No cats, chainsaws or decapitations.