Los Nuevos extraterrestres

Movie, you can do stupid things!

"What do you think?" "It stinks" Major league turkey. Don't watch without assistance from the satellite of love. "hear the engines roar now, idiot control now, hideous control now, mini on the road now, mini in control, wheels on fire, burning rubber tires"

5 for Trumpy and the cat.

Bad? It's the worst!

IT STINKS

I have no idea what the hell I watched. Joel and the bots have some good fun with this wacked out movie.

What, this was a Spanish movie? It was so bad I didn't realize it was dubbed. That kid had the dumbest voice I think I've ever heard. To think the dubber was chosen for his (her?) voice, wow. Other than that, the movie wasn't as good as Pumaman. Take that as you will.

*facepalm* What a horrible horrible movie.. MST3K made it bearable though. That kid has such an annoying voice, it's capable of inducing a brain explosion

Really, really pathetic and meaningless, even factoring in what's probably a deliberate silliness. (Obvious in the recording studio scene, and in the extended parody of ET it devolves into.)

This movie is so bad that actually is entertaining at some points. The script is a complete mess, it is like 3 movies happening at the same time. The acting is amateur with a capital A. It is a bad horror film and an ET rip off all in one. The opening credits sequence seems to have nothing to do with the rest of the film. Only watch this if you are a real fan of terrible films.

Don't show clips from a better horrible movie before your own somehow infinitely worse movie, okay?

"You have to go help your uncle in the cellar" DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER

E.T. ripoff with an alien that's (unintentionally?) terrifying.

Only slightly worse than the Spielberg movie it's doing a half-assed job of trying to rip off. That's still not saying much. But more proof that everyone, including amateur Spanish filmmakers, realised that Trump was a movie villain back in the 80s.

An E.T. ripoff featuring an alien named "Trumpy" that's also four story lines at the same time and none of them make any sense? The editing and sense of pacing are among the worse I've ever seen.

Trumpy, you can do stupid things!

If you like serial-killing pigs (with lots of fog thrown in), then this is the movie for you.

Perhaps it wouldn't feel so low-grade if not for horrendously delightful dubbing and very bad quality source used for home releases. Trumpy, the cute/murderous alien rocks! So bad it's good type of movie. I watched non-MST3K version, and still had lots of fun. Prepare your mind to be blown at how bad it is!

In the words of the film itself:"It stinks."

I'm still not quite sure what happened in this movie, it seems like a bunch fo stuff happened then it turned in to a ripoff of ET and then it just suddenly ended. I don't know a single person's name nor do I like a single character in this movie aside from the guy wearing the "I'M A VIRGIN" shirt. Then there's the intro which is just from another movie entirely and doesn't have anything to do with this one.

This movie is at the same time zero and great. It only depends on the company you watch it in. The crazyness of a smashing together to films: young people camping in the woods and stalked by an extraterrestrial monster and the boy and his extraordinary pet. The tone of these parts clashes so hard and jarring that it stops all rational thought. Regardless I love the shit out Trumpy and the kitten.

Mst3k: 6/10