Machete Kills (2013)
The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space. (imdb)
Genres: Suspense/Thriller, Crime, Action
Directed By: Robert Rodriguez
Written By: Robert Rodriguez, Marcel Rodriguez, Kyle Ward
Starring: Cuba Gooding Jr., Antonio Banderas, Charlie Sheen, Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Sofía Vergara, Walton Goggins, Alexa PenaVega, Demián Bichir, Amber Heard, Lady Gaga
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Machete Kills belongs to 12 collections
1. Films available in HD (public: moderated by kubricksucks - 12 stars)
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3. Duology (public: moderated by Ag0stoMesmer - 1 star)
4. Music By Director (public: moderated by dookobore - 1 star)
5. Neo-grindhouse (public: moderated by edkrak)
6. FThisMovie Ugly (public: moderated by djcrawfo)
7. Fantastic Fest 2013 (public)
8. titty-weaponry (public: moderated by babaracus)
9. Reza Archive (private: reza899 - 1 star)
10. Worst Movies of 2013 (private)
11. Favorite actors (private: TopFor)
12. 2013 Missing (private)
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So bad it's... just bad.
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Come on, really, what the fuck, This is a movie that is clearly made for those who enjoyed the first. If you liked the original, there really is no reason not to enjoy this as well (may be slightly inferior but still has the same heart). I never understand in this day and age of internet that if you didn't like an original of a flick what would possess you to watch a sequel and then bitch and complain.
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good movie
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Machete lose sense of fun from original and becomes too self aware.
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cinegeek.de | 69 9% |
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Wie toll wäre ein richtiger Film mit diesem Gesicht! Ich empfehle statt Machete Kills eine Talkshow mit Danny Trejo auf youtube zu schauen. Das hat mehr Humor als der Film!
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For the first "Machete" i wrote that the strenght of that movie was in the perfect merge between parody and action, and i rate it very high. Here, also due the loss of freshness, this perfect mix is broken, the climax can't overcome itself without become silly, and if the first film was borderline between being trashy and good, but remaining in the "good" part, "Machete kills" trespass in the trashy territory often. Anyway, i am a fag of the "trash but funny" movie, so i like it.
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Really not interested.
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