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After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him to assassinate a Texas Senator, an ex-Federale launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss.

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35 9%
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64 23%
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90 35%
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60 15%
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68 32%
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50 16%
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65 36%
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75 67%
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60 12%
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70 29%
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70 37%
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80 73%
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70 25%
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99 77%
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78 17%
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18 6%
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75 75%
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90 66%
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95 92%
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45 45%
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70 52%
Jan 31 duckpants duckpants
60 17%
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Jan 31 bisterd
68 12%
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30 23%
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87 79%
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80 29%
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45 24%
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80 34%
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70 57%
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40 1%
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79 34%
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50 15%
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78 23%
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11 1%
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60 45%
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58 20%
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60 41%
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70 21%
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6 32%
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83 44%
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4 6%
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70 58%
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85 33%
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70 70%
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70 20%
Dec 24, 2017 Old_Spriggan
80 86%
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48 15%
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80 87%
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6 13%
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62 21%
Dec 15, 2017 krauser09
60 16%
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80 43%
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86 30%
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30 15%
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70 31%
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65 38%
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68 43%
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66 25%
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81 60%
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55 8%
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30 8%
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50 5%
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40 25%
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70 41%
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85 17%
Nov 10, 2017 Sker Sker
69 55%
Nov 09, 2017 SMClonk
67 58%
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50 33%
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50 2%
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80 39%
Oct 30, 2017 ReptilianWO
57 47%
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70 57%
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65 17%
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66 38%
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46 27%
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25 19%
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20 5%
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31 10%
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91 46%
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80 68%
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55 20%
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70 12%
Oct 01, 2017 Timon88 Timon88
23 13%
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80 37%
Sep 29, 2017 Tavarish Tavarish
40 6%
Sep 26, 2017 Mdlcr
60 24%
Sep 20, 2017 awaep
41 43%
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40 11%
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70 54%
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70 34%
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60 1%
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50 22%
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76 20%
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70 35%
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45 11%
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35 15%
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70 29%
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60 69%
Aug 24, 2017 Belgand
60 55%
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70 25%
Aug 21, 2017 hermmes
0 0%
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70 48%
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56 12%
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70 53%
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50 29%
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75 5%
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68 17%
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65 48%
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32 3%
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80 67%
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65 31%
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72 57%
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68 24%
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60 50%
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63 79%
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69 16%
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70 36%
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70 62%
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30 16%
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80 47%
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63 52%
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0 0%
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65 40%
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78 71%
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63 28%
Jun 25, 2017 assa444
70 48%
Jun 21, 2017 didyoumean
60 24%
Jun 17, 2017 Alani Alani
70 33%
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60 20%
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68 40%
Jun 12, 2017 Holland45
20 4%
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6 48%
Jun 03, 2017 egebasaran egebasaran
58 29%
Jun 02, 2017 Zabby91 Zabby91
40 3%
May 31, 2017 kombelpeter
78 25%
May 30, 2017 areoharewhy
10 54%
May 29, 2017 c0zimb4tm4n
45 2%
May 25, 2017 POSITIVEEDDY
100 6%
May 18, 2017 domw95
72 21%
May 14, 2017 fartsahin fartsahin
70 56%
May 11, 2017 mistwhisper
36 17%
May 11, 2017 RYM_byrates RYM-byrates
62 51%
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57 35%
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49 12%
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80 42%
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78 58%
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10 1%
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50 18%
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0 24%
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56 40%
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70 51%
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3 42%
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47 6%
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55 47%
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60 38%
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60 4%
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40 6%
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70 22%
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78 20%
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65 23%
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90 19%
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60 12%
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60 44%
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69 34%
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25 10%
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74 12%
Mar 17, 2017 Orfonso Orfonso
83 81%
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70 16%
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70 20%
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73 38%
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70 52%
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60 11%
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66 7%
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84 82%
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85 67%
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2 4%
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5 0%
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67 43%
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70 7%
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80 53%
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50 15%
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77 19%
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50 6%
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91 86%
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55 15%
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71 61%
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83 34%
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36 25%
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72 47%
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22 8%
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60 29%
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70 9%
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90 65%
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50 15%
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70 46%
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50 21%
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80 22%
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50 7%
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70 10%
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60 34%
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70 56%
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