Malibu Express

One of the most childish, crude, juvenile, inept, insulting, infantile excuses for entertainment I've ever seen. Wait. I scored it 70! I enjoyed the hell out of this, didn't I? Yes. Yes, I did.

Whoops, printed off the same page where they shower several times ... ehn, who will care. Really a 1 star affair but a Roger Ebert bonus has been applied.

Flat out the only redeeming factor is the nudity. The plot is nonsensical and atrociously stupid. The acting from everyone involved is horrendous. The camerawork is amateurish at best. The music and sound is bad. But I can't deny it's got some beautiful women in it. That begs the question, however, is it sexist or is it oddly empowering like a Russ Meyer film? I vote that it's not sexist as it objectifies everyone in the film, women and men. I can't deny the women take the brunt of it though.

As Andy Sidaris flicks go, this isn't top notch. It's amusing for a while, but it's a punishing 1 hour and 45 minutes long, and nothing in this flick can sustain that much interest. Amuse yourself by counting how many topless ladies in the film clearly look off camera to get direction mid-scene. You gotta give it this though, this film features equal opportunity nudity as star Darby Hinton is very frequently naked too.

Wow what a piece of shit movie. Its really stupid and could've been fun but its about 30 minutes too long.

Top badass moment? PI Cody turns up in a red DeLorean. I got very excited, but sadly it travels nowhere in time and quickly develops an ‘engine problem’, which means it’s not seen again. I guess it cost a lot to hire for the day. This movie contains some positive female role models (e.g. racing driver), who then blow it by taking their tops off as soon as they see Cody; strangely the opposite seems to happen when I approach a woman. One cat (ugly and smug), no chainsaws or decapitations.

There's really nothing redeeming about this. If it weren't so amateurish in every respect it might have been passable. The plot is alternatingly boring and nonsensical, which is the film's biggest problem.