Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus

In a world filled with terrible monster movies with horrid CGI and no sense of structure or respect for the audience, this really is one of the worst I've seen. To quote some well-known writer dude or whatever; "If my colon had been a cannon, I would have shot my hatred upon it".

A movie this stupid shouldn't be this boring.

The best part is the how awesome the poster and also the word Crocosaurus are. It has all the lovely terrible aspects (ie. constantly re using the same shots and hilarious cgi). Its obviously bad and I enjoyed this encounter with Mega Shark a lot more than the last time.

Not having seen Mega-Shark vs Giant Octopus, I was worried about seeing this film first, but I was delightfully surprised that I didn't need the backstory of the first film, since this movie MAKES NO GODDAMNED SENSE AT ALL.

So bad it's funny. But it's just so bad! I love how the makers re-used some shots, I love the hilariously bad CGI, I love the bad continuity, and check out the many different colours of helicopters

So far the best of the Asylum monster movies. Still very trashy and with the worst CGI imaginable, but it's quite entertaining even if not drunk.

I'd pay some serious cash to see this shit in real life

The non-Megashark vs. Crocosaurus scenes (featuring an only slightly grown-up Steve Urkel) actually put me to sleep. The fight scenes themselves were fun the first 2-3 times, then increasingly snooze-inducing as the same bad CGI was repeated over and over and... zzzzz.....

Filmmakers shouldn't waste money on doing crap like this.

You would think that this would be a good choice for bad movie night, but it's not: It seems that everybody involved in the making of this film knew that it was terrible and just phoned it in. Unintentional humor is only good if it takes itself at least half seriously.

Getting in from the pub and seeing this was about to start I thought 'what a clever bit of scheduling' and we settled down for some laughs. Unfortunately it'd take more than a few pints to find this witless, charmless garbage watchable.

It's a hard lesson to learn but everyone goes through it eventually: the title of the film does not necessarily indicate how entertainingly horrible it's going to be. I didn't even know this was a sequel! It's not very good. It's pretty stupid, but not endearing, it has horrendous pacing, and overall, not much of worth really happens until the last 20 minutes - and even then it's a bore because the film has no surprises left. Robert Picardo tries, at least.

Sad beyond imagination

This movie is terribly hilarious. You can't really blame the Asylum for jumping on the MEGA SHARK movie craze as the first one was entertainingly bad. Funny to see Steve Urkhel again and Robert Pircardo has a line that is not only genuinely funny but actually well written, which is something to see.

There's one scene I found clever, where a group of people are enjoying a Sea World exhibit before Crocosaurus bursts in and eats them. Other than that it's obviously horrible. One especially weird thing is the fucked up sense of scale: For almost all the movie, Crocosaurus appears to be about the size of a brachiosaurus, while Mega Shark appears to be the size of a literal fucking mountain (submarines look like tinker toys next to him). But then when they meet they're the same size. Wut?

Loved Urkel's slow-mo running along the beach carrying a machine gun!

one hot mess. the story, sort of, is nearly passable for a giant monster movie until the end when things happen at a pace that makes no sense at all and it's all concluded by magic. monster scenes suck, most notably the cgi fight that's full of shot repeating themselves...one in particular is seen more than twice. but eh you know what you're in for when you turn it on cmon

More of what you've come to expect from Asylum movie, except with added Crocosauras and Urkel, of all people.

My points to this movie for really comic dialogues. Animation is dull, bad storyline. Good use of helicopters and ships.