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Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

2009
Sci-fi
Fantasy
Direct-to-Video
1h 28m
The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea. (imdb)
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Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus

2009
Sci-fi
Fantasy
Direct-to-Video
1h 28m
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Avg Percentile 9.76% from 319 total ratings

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Rated 26 Oct 2009
25
2nd
Bumped 10 points for a shark eating an airplane in flight.
Rated 23 Aug 2010
7
0th
Even a bad movie aficionado will struggle to find anything to cheer about in this meaningless mess of stilted acting, appalling editing and dodgy visual effects. If this film were a dog I would have it put down. Without anaesthetic. I would drive up onto the pavement just to have a chance of hitting it. Straight-to-VHS, please, in an age monopolised by DVD and Blu-Ray.
Rated 11 Oct 2009
1
8th
You know whats going to happen as soon as it starts. Good for a laugh but so hard to watch. Besides the fact it can be laughed at, this movie is awful in pretty much every way a movie can be.
Rated 09 Mar 2010
70
19th
The biggest flaw here is the acting. The actors can't sell the somewhat shoddy story, instead magnifying the problem. Also, the female lead looks like a man in a bad wig. Still semi-enjoyable, when the actors aren't sabotaging the weak plot and if you fail to notice recycles sets and shots. Best if viewed with friends or alcohol... or both.
Rated 07 Sep 2019
10
4th
Once in a while I like a " Monster "movie for kicks.... But this movie is beyond bad
Rated 21 Jun 2009
45
21st
Horrid acting, re-used shots, recycled sets, clumsy directing, ugly cgi and a bad screenplay. Somewhat enjoyable in all it's badness.
Rated 02 Jan 2010
6
55th
Hahahaha. A shark fighting an octopus. And they're mega, even gigantic. Whoever thought of this? You can't make this stuff up. You just can't.
Rated 02 Aug 2010
15
18th
Actually quite boring for this genre. The CGI is awful ofcourse, but not as bad as it should be. But thank god, sex saved the world
Rated 21 Mar 2011
21
6th
Lets do science! *gathers a whole bunch of food colouring and mixes colours of stuff together for unclear purposes*
Rated 07 Mar 2011
10
2nd
This film is just not worth your time. Even for fans of B-movies, it will fail to entertain. There is actually only a few minutes focusing on the shark and octopus mentioned in the title; the rest if spent on humans that you won't care about whatsoever. The battle that does take place is too short and boring to save the film, the CGI is incredibly poor and the acting is laughable. The writing and dialogue comes through terribly, while the editing makes what little action there is hard to follow.
Rated 15 Mar 2013
4
2nd
I can't believe they were drinking MGDS in a paperbag like they were 40's. After this I'm retiring from syfy movies.
Rated 18 Feb 2012
1
0th
I've never been one to watch bad movies for kicks. But a few friends decided to get together and watch this while drinking 40s. It's the only movie I've seen more than 20 minutes of that I can't say has a single redeeming quality. Not even the shark eating the plane.
Rated 04 Jun 2009
27
16th
Come on, you know exactly what you're in for with this movie from the title alone. This is a bad movie that delivers on all cylinders. It's an absolute laugh-riot that's a perfect "beer and buddies" flick. You can't take it remotely seriously for a second and really, that's the point. With all that praise out of the way, this movie has terrible sets, acting, and plot. Some of the dialog is humourous, like only knowingly bad movies can be, but for the most part it's equally horrible.
Rated 15 Jun 2009
1
5th
An epic vision... a masterful tale...
Rated 12 Jan 2010
75
70th
I was highly amused. Don't hate.
Rated 26 Dec 2015
60
17th
Giant shark vs commercial airliner at cruising altitude. Nuff said.
Rated 07 Jul 2009
11
6th
I hoped it would be 'so bad it's good', but no dice. I feel sick typing this, but Lorenzo Lamas was the best thing about this movie. Oh god.
Rated 22 Oct 2009
20
1st
That shark jumping was the only scene worth watching.
Rated 17 May 2009
67
48th
Quite possibly the best bad movie of the year!
Rated 24 Oct 2012
0
4th
Bad even by Asylum standards, somewhat surprisingly what with this being one of their more notorious films.
Rated 21 Feb 2012
0
0th
After having chuckled for 10 minutes over how insanely bad this film was, I began to realize that this was in fact one of the worst movie I had ever seen-
Rated 03 Oct 2009
35
28th
Watchable
Rated 11 Nov 2009
10
3rd
This is a great movie to see with others, intent to make fun of it while it happens. It's another Asylum release, so you know it's only "so terrible it's fun" territory. Debbie "Deborah" Gibson plays the poor man's Kaitlin Olson while Lorenzo Lamas drunkenly stumbles his way through his lines. The effects are laughably awful and it recycles shots so much you can't help but laugh. I'm eagerly awaiting the sequel, "Immense Cod vs. Massive Haddock."
Rated 03 Jul 2013
5
0th
Where is David Attenborough when you need him to explain what the fuck is going on here?
Rated 22 May 2012
3
1st
3 points for having an Asian-man white-female relationship I guess.
Rated 16 Nov 2011
8
1st
Now, see, here's the difference between utter shit like Great White or Shark Attack 3 and Mega Shark: this one actually tries to be cheesy, the others just ARE. This one is constantly winking at the audience to remind them of that... and the problem is that it's not funny. It depends entirely on CGI, but it cannot afford CGI and most of it just ends up incomprehensible. The others try to be outrageous; this one knows it's not, but asks us to pretend that it is. But no.
Rated 09 Mar 2010
37
2nd
Absolutely pitiful. It looks incredibly ugly, and the lame attempts at flashy editing render it a messy pile of crap.
Rated 24 Jun 2011
15
9th
The only reason it evokes an occasional laugh is from the sheer embarrassment the viewer is going through from watching this. It's bad. Really, really bad. But still pretty damn entertaining.
Rated 01 Oct 2023
36
5th
Dreadful, cut-rate syfy effort (even by their questionable standards) almost defies criticism because it would be like shooting fish/shark in a barrel – I guess I’ll never forget the batshit sight of a shark being hurled at a jetliner at high altitude, but when you’re at the point of debating whether a movie is just bad or “intentionally bad”, the race is well and truly lost. Still chuckling at Gibson and Chao’s sultry passion, plus the full bore power ballad love theme for the end credits!
Rated 03 Jul 2012
60
44th
Extremely entertaining: I have it on DVD now.
Rated 26 Sep 2009
55
32nd
80's pop tart Debbie Gibson plays a genius marine biologist who somehow revives a megalodon and a giant octopus who had been frozen in ice in mid-combat for thousands of years....OK, then. The dialog is terrible (and big chunks of it cribbed straight from wikipedia), the acting is wooden, the CGI is incredibly lame and the same shots get recycled over and over. Plus the climactic battle is a huge wet fart of a letdown. Fun to watch with buddies so you can laugh at how awful it is.
Rated 19 Apr 2010
12
3rd
It saddens me that they didn't make this sillier. It's tongue-in-cheek and all, but seeing as how it isn't scary, visually appealing, well-written/acted, or even exciting, the film being deliberately Not Good doesn't exactly work in its favor. Even though you'd expect them to embrace the camp a bit more, it IS still pretty dumb and ridiculous; I'm glad I watched it!
Rated 13 Aug 2010
0
1st
Could have been funnier. Should have been funnier.
Rated 03 Jun 2013
20
3rd
I wanted to enjoy it, I did. But I thought it was bad, even for a B movie.
Rated 10 May 2010
7
2nd
Fails on nearly every level. Aside from the CGI scenes, nearly the entire film is a just the main characters trying to look concerned about impending shark/octopus attacks.
Rated 19 May 2012
10
0th
Yes, this actually exists and yes, it's jsut as bad as you'd think. 5 Poins for the shark eating an airplane
Rated 19 Jan 2013
15
2nd
I was expecting something more in the 'so bad it's good' category. I mean, there are some good laughs in it (especially the plane scene and the science montages) but I found myself getting quite irritable at points, the lighting and editing both did my head in, and if it wasn't for all the mocking going on from those I was watching this with I have little doubt that I would have been quite bored long before the end.
Rated 03 Jun 2009
22
5th
Fun to mock with a group of friends, but even that gets tiring halfway through.
Rated 18 Jul 2009
9
7th
Indescribably bad, terrible effects, abysmal directing, subpar acting, and awful dialogue and script. It's not even fun, it's just boring.
Rated 07 Dec 2011
48
28th
Octi should have won! (spoiler?)
Rated 06 Jul 2011
16
3rd
Plethora of continuity errors. Sunset. Interracial love interest that is as unexpected as it is pointless. Sunset. A sequel was created despite the heavily implied death of Megashark. Sunset. Massive contempt for the fundamentals of science. Sunset. Sunset. Sunset. Sunset.
Rated 28 Jul 2010
5
3rd
mega shark vs. giant octopus
Rated 21 Feb 2015
25
4th
See NeoRaven's review.
Rated 02 Mar 2011
5
0th
even though it pains me to say this, the best thing about this movie is Lorenzo Lamas. we also have Debbie Gibson 20 years too late, horrible CGI + the hilarious but also epic scene with the shark jumping 10.000 feet to catch a plane in mid-flight. truly atrocious pos.
Rated 05 Feb 2010
10
2nd
Needed more goofy shark or octopus action. Just plain boring.
Rated 10 Jul 2009
0
1st
I hoped it would be amusing. It was not.
Rated 30 Apr 2011
25
3rd
Just Youtube that scene of the shark eating a plane and the Golden Gate Bridge and you've seen the only part of this movie that will entertain you.
Rated 03 May 2010
5
1st
It gets 4 points for the entire plane scene alone which was hilarious to me. The acting is so atrocious, I don't think I've seen worse. It can't even fit into the so bad it's good category because you just get sick of it after about 40 minutes. I would love to see a Rifftrax of this, but that would be the only way I would ever even consider watching this movie again.
Rated 15 Oct 2011
5
3rd
lol
Rated 11 Aug 2014
10
5th
lol.
Rated 07 Jan 2024
32
3rd
I love it
Rated 08 Mar 2011
25
12th
Overall Enjoyment: 15/40, Plot/Themes: 5/20, Cinematography/Direction: 0/20, Acting/Writing: 5/20 Hilariously bad. Worth it for the dialogue and acting alone.
Rated 07 Oct 2012
40
15th
Not a painful film, but definitely not a good one. Aside from the plane scene being hilariously dumb, it's mostly boring - with Debbie Gibson and a Japanese scientist staring creepily at each other, as well as extremely annoying camera work.
Rated 08 Aug 2010
35
53rd
The Asylum can't make bad films or, I can't dislike Asylum films. Full of plot holes, characters doing inexplicable things because the script hasn't been proof read properly. Delightful. And a giant fucking shark and octopus with fairly low quality CGI.
Rated 01 Feb 2012
31
13th
A modern B-film wich obviously plays at the "so bad it's funny" concept, wich it doesn't really do that well
Rated 02 Oct 2011
50
24th
like with most trash movies, its weird to rate a movie badly if it is INTENDED to be crappy. so basically it fulfills everything it promises, and therefore must be deemed GOOD at least, right? i'm so confused now...hey look! the shark just grabbed an airplane in flight! holy shit!
Rated 20 Nov 2012
15
4th
"Man I hated fishing when I was a kid. It was gross." "I couldn't even get the worm on the hook!" "We were both grossed out by fishing. Let's have sex in a closet." "Okay cool. Hey you smell nice." "You too, a- HOLY SHIT let's use shark pheromones to save the Navy!"
Rated 05 Dec 2010
18
4th
IT RISES.
Rated 28 Oct 2013
18
2nd
To my surprise, there were very few moments that are fun or good to make fun of. Most of the movie is just pure garbage!
Rated 11 Apr 2010
10
3rd
Couldn't stand watching the whole thing. The CGI scenes are the only ones worth watching, but they last just a couple of seconds.
Rated 02 Nov 2009
1
7th
Well it ain't no Shark Attack 3, that's for sure!
Rated 03 Feb 2012
1
2nd
This trailer for this was hilarious!! I decided to watch the film with the mindset that it would be so bad its funny. It wasn't. It was just bad.
Rated 23 Oct 2012
10
5th
A SHARK ATE A PLANE. If you're not interested after that, I don't know what to tell you. A great bad movie to watch with some friends and laugh at.
Rated 12 Sep 2009
15
8th
lolwut
Rated 23 Dec 2010
0
0th
Very strong contender for worst film ever made. So bad it's really, really, horrendously, gouge-your-eyes-out bad.

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