Mutant

Watching this, and reading IMDB's reviews makes me realize something I already knew: IMDB users are fucking morons. BILLY!

C'mon guys Wings Hauser is less the lovechild of John Lithgow and Richard Simmons and more the bastard of David Hasselhoff and pre-#MeToo Stephen Collins. Clear as day. Nothing about the movie is clear, though, unless you see it as the movie Erin Brockovich as played by the unaware cast of Night of the Living Dead.

The main character looks like a douche-chill inducing cross between David Hasselhoff and Nick Nolte. I wonder if the movie title isn't simply referencing him...

Goddamnit y'all stop shitting on Wings Hauser just 'cause he looks like the love child of John Lithgow & Richard Simmons. He looks like the best possible iteration of that, you gotta admit. This flick isn't that good, but also not that bad when you first viewed it along side Night of the Lepus & The Beast Within on basic cable 25+ years ago.

Yeah, Wings Hauser really DOES look like a cross between John Lithgow and Richard Simmons.

Mutant Hardy Boys vs Zombies

This is like a cross between "The Children 1980 & The Stuff 1985" They're toxic Zombies with Vampire traits. The '80s had a lot of fun films with strange ideas, odd creatures, low budgets and cool effects. I found this movie to be a fast paced good time and a lot more entertaining than many of the horror films that are coming out now.

Wings Hauser vs. a zombie town. I love the way this guy emotes as if his life depended on it. Starts slow, but the second half has some goods including a decent climax.

Borderline

The fight scenes are better than the title

Not the worst movie I've ever seen. Not the best either.