Nativity 3: Dude, Where's My Donkey?!

Why would Sophie so quickly marry some other bloke right after dumping her fiancee? Why would her fiancee get back with her when she changed her mind? Why take all the kids to New York? Why would their parents allow that? Why did they make the cgi donkey dance at the end? I hate this film. 2023 update: I still hate this film and I really hate Mr poppy

Utterly absymal, brainless and hopeless from front to back. A flashmob competition? A Christmas wedding in New York? Memory loss? A doctor who doesn't really care all that much about memory loss? A twerking donkey? Forty-five minutes of "dancing" to the same three goddamn songs? It's all here, and it's all as dumb as it sounds. While the kids are still game, the adult performances are uniformly poor, paycheque cash grabs. as a package, it's utterly unfathomable.