Ninja the Protector

In an even bizarre move by Godfrey Ho, infamous for taking martial arts movies and splicing footage of ninja fighting into them and creating new films, he takes a softcore soap opera involving fashion models and sex, and adds ninjas, a motorbike battle and counterfeit money into the mix. Sadly it does not create a comedy gem, although it does need to be seen to believe.

Godfrey Ho uses his katana to slice together a healthy dose of Richard Harrison's legendary camouflage-ninja and some martial-arts softcore porn to give the world another fascinatingly bad ninja movie. Although not a hilarious so-bad-its-good movie, the film manages to stay engaging enough by alternating between ninja fights and sex scenes. Again the ninja showdown finale is the highlight of the movie, and almost redeemed the entire film simply with a scene of ninjas jousting on motorcycles.

Nothing too crazy until the final fight, which is very amusing.