No Holds Barred

You're all a bunch of jock-asses.

Dookie? Jock-asses. Why doesn't Hulk Hogan use his real name? I can't tell if the movie was perfect for the intended audience or actually a subtle jab at them, given the extended scene at the bar and the bathroom. Why is Zeus so insane? Plus, that poor girl being sexually harassed, assaulted, and just plain having a series of bad days. Decent villain in Kurt Fuller's Brell. Fav scene: fight after being kidnapped leading to Dookie.

Well, it's Hulk Hogan's best movie, so that counts for something, right? Who am I kidding...this smells like dookie.

Let me make this clear. I was 12, and a huge wrestling fan, and I knew this movie would be bad, and was bad. A studio full of execs still OK'ed this. The man who wrote this, has the word Hack, in his name. I'm out.

It has everything I love. Professional wrestling, very sad extras, and ripped tie-dye t-shirts. Best enjoyed with Bud Ice and Maverick cigarettes.

Pretty damn bad, but pretty damn watchable.

Everything about this movie looks like an 11-year-old wrote it. I don't mean that as hyperbole. I mean that it literally has the sense of flow and plot consistency that an 11-year-old would dream up. Like, why did they make the tagline, "No ring, no ref, no rules?" The final match has a ring! It has rules! It probably has a ref, but the film becomes such a messy clusterfuck that I can't say for sure.

Holy shit.

This film is so cartoony that it makes actual cartoons seem less cartoony.

I remember this as an alright wrestling version of Rocky. I can easily be wrong.

Rip 'Em.

This is an awful movie that I would recommend every single person watch. It is too entertaining and insane to pass up.

This is terrible even for a kids movie but you know what I always have a good time when I watch this.

The film is a self-indulgent Hulkster fap fest playing to the tune of typical 80's action flicks. Even worse was how this lead to the awful match featuring Zeus at Summerslam. The most entertaining aspect of the film are the villains, but everything else was just awful.

This movie had some goofy fun moments in the beginning and at the end, but the middle drags a lot, and while its not horrible I can't say it its really worth watching unless you really want to see an ok Hulk Hogan movie.

do it for jacob

Jumpsoutsunrooflool-whatsthatsmell!?-dukieeelmao+octagonring+dopebluebandana/pants+realworkaholicyamentionworkandhegetsdrunklool

Despite being one of the best actors of the 1980s, Hulk Hogan was terrible in films, preferring to shine live in the squared circle or cutting a promo. Of course, that didn't stop him from filming movies, though something should have.

Oh my god this is the best bad movie I've ever seen

This movie is flat out hilarious. JOCK-ASS!!

Highly entertaining cheese fest.

bad movie

just wanted to see hulk hogan fight zeus.......

RIP 'EM, BROTHER.

Aggressively stupid but very funny

You know, life's hard when there are no holds barred. But watching this shit all the way through is even harder.

pretty lame