Noah (2014)
A man suffering visions of an apocalyptic deluge takes measures to protect his family a coming flood. Inspired by the Biblical story. (imdb)
Genres: Drama, Action, Adventure
Country: USA
Directed By: Darren Aronofsky
Written By: Darren Aronofsky, Ari Handel
Starring: Nick Nolte, Anthony Hopkins, Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connelly, Ray Winstone, Emma Watson, Mark Margolis, Logan Lerman, Kevin Durand, Finn Wittrock, Douglas Booth, Leo McHugh Carroll
Loading Products from EbayLoading...
Noah belongs to 25 collections
1. Films available in HD (public: moderated by kubricksucks - 12 stars)
2. Epic (public: moderated by Spunkie - 4 stars)
3. Fever Dream (public: moderated by Ag0stoMesmer - 4 stars)
4. Christianity (public: moderated by Ag0stoMesmer - 3 stars)
5. Biblical (public: moderated by djross - 2 stars)
6. Cinema Sins (public: moderated by Phantom Nook - 2 stars)
7. Clint Mansell (composer) (public: moderated by djross - 1 star)
8. Capsules, guest reviews, list candidates... (366weirdmovies) (public - 1 star)
9. Top-grossing films in each country (2007-2014) (public: moderated by juandr)
10. film puanlamalarım (public: moderated by sacidu)
11. Veganism (public: moderated by Ag0stoMesmer)
12. RecomendacoesDoChefe (public: moderated by pmpfe)
13. Reza Archive (private: reza899 - 1 star)
14. AFK 2014 (private - 1 star)
15. Djross seen at the cinema (private: djross)
16. zae's DVDs & Blurays (private: zae)
17. Peliculas que tengo (private: escarta)
18. 2014 Seen in theaters (private: fartblaster)
19. 2014 (private: EbruCavdarli)
20. To See 2014 (private: caffe)
21. Netflix Instant and Popcorn Time (private: TraverseTown)
22. 2014 (private: krulltott)
23. Favorite actors (private: TopFor)
24. 2010s Movies on Netflix/Hulu I wanna watch (private: TraverseTown)
25. Backlog 256 (private: caffe)
Browse the full list of collections
| Date | User | Rating | |
| Oct 10 | vesuvius | 55 46% |
|
| Oct 08 | eliterdso | 5 3% |
|
| Oct 05 | Zalgoz | 20 % |
|
| Oct 03 | m0gwai | 60 % |
|
| Oct 01 | Quik N Dirty | 64 28% |
|
| Sep 30 | mysticflute | 75 53% |
|
| Sep 29 | TheBreather | 40 5% |
|
| Sep 26 | jordanraiden | 11 14% |
|
| Sep 24 | Erwinnator | 70 60% |
|
| Sep 24 | Adds | 49 21% |
|
| Sep 23 |  |
flake | 50 8% |
| Sep 23 | 2ontheaisle | 70 51% |
|
| Sep 23 |  |
Frank | 80 92% |
| Sep 23 | najo | 60 32% |
|
| Sep 17 | mkguclu | 60 % |
|
| Sep 16 | Aya | 0 10% |
|
| Sep 16 |  |
shstern | 60 63% |
| Sep 15 | diablo | 70 6% |
|
| Sep 14 | gX7TuI | 70 % |
|
| Sep 11 |  |
borgmenn | 60 49% |
| Sep 10 |  |
istpielbergg | 60 13% |
| Sep 04 |  |
eomert | 50 8% |
| Sep 01 | emre_alex | 60 27% |
|
| Aug 31 |  |
DariusManeng | 65 35% |
| Aug 30 | Hanky Chan | 50 6% |
|
| Aug 30 | erenkawcı | 60 4% |
|
| Aug 29 | classifier | 40 15% |
|
| Aug 28 | Tigertemprr | 60 35% |
|
| Aug 28 | crazyefigo | 42 6% |
|
| Aug 22 |  |
Can_adiguzel | 45 27% |
| Aug 20 | mhmdprv | 0 % |
|
| Aug 20 |  |
devrimozkan | 55 32% |
| Aug 19 |  |
lucas M. | 80 44% |
| Aug 17 | RayBee | 15 13% |
|
| Aug 17 |  |
alexdelarge | 40 9% |
| Aug 15 | r-koba | 27 13% |
|
| Aug 10 | skb2933 | 75 48% |
|
| Aug 08 |  |
Modaal | 49 18% |
| Aug 07 | Futtureman | 45 0% |
|
| Aug 07 |  |
jemenfous | 50 7% |
| Aug 07 | filmbantha | 60 31% |
|
| Aug 05 |  |
fluland | 56 20% |
| Aug 02 | josh561 | 79 10% |
|
| Aug 01 | Hoggle | 70 22% |
|
| Jul 31 | Danwo | 50 1% |
|
| Jul 29 |  |
Bonafide | 70 39% |
| Jul 26 |  |
CMQuinn | 80 71% |
| Jul 25 |  |
lkk | 20 4% |
|
SPOILER: Includes someone's intention of killing a baby. *tapping my forehead*
|
|||
| Jul 24 | ihatemovies1 | 50 7% |
|
| Jul 24 | ilmirhe | 60 2% |
|
| Jul 22 | a9yK50 | 0 3% |
|
| Jul 22 |  |
ferrlyn | 1 % |
| Jul 19 |  |
danielst84 | 57 12% |
| Jul 19 | Jakobostgren | 35 7% |
|
| Jul 18 | lasmiranda | 68 27% |
|
| Jul 17 | BarışE | 60 8% |
|
| Jul 17 | Mattam | 55 32% |
|
| Jul 16 | j9093 | 50 6% |
|
| Jul 13 | ishakvahab | 60 12% |
|
| Jul 12 |  |
Hofschneider | 80 68% |
|
It works. The ridiculousness a lot of people are criticising here is the bible. Aronofsky is just using it. I don't like a few casting decisions and a bit to much green screen meh, but besides that, it works. As a comment on masculinity, on family values, homosexuality... also, the Right hates it, so it has to be good.
|
|||
| Jul 10 |  |
CStuckmann | 88 62% |
| Jul 07 | letoine82 | 50 19% |
|
| Jul 04 |  |
drou7 | 58 30% |
| Jul 03 | jpn | 3 35% |
|
| Jul 01 | Parasite | 40 23% |
|
|
As it could have been predicted for a christian movie that concentrates more on events than on their interpretations, a shamelessly contrived plot structure along with outrageous inhumanity was inevitably inherited from the bible. Although, Noah manages to surprise by being even more patronizing than the original story, to which the main points of the movie are much closer than someone prefer to imagine. It is still watchable and some decent montages slightly alleviate flaws.
|
|||
| Jun 28 | camellover | 30 7% |
|
| Jun 27 |  |
FreddieQuell | 28 16% |
| Jun 27 |  |
Corbad | 40 4% |
|
There are strong visual moments, the performances are not as wooden as I had been led to believe, but the concept itself is just awful, and the execution of the story leaves an enormous amount to be desired, especially considering its ponderous length. (DNF)
|
|||
| Jun 26 |  |
damper | 30 7% |
| Jun 25 | AchwellFoley | 40 23% |
|
| Jun 24 | TKing618 | 0 0% |
|
| Jun 21 | Celahir21 | 43 20% |
|
| Jun 17 | arvalin | 50 % |
|
| Jun 17 | casual62 | 75 59% |
|
| Jun 14 |  |
Captain Dick | 70 26% |
| Jun 14 | sadeghgk | 75 74% |
|
| Jun 13 | gk_sadegh | 83 90% |
|
| Jun 11 |  |
estudiocaos | 70 24% |
| Jun 10 | nunobar | 30 5% |
|
| Jun 09 | allneonslike | 50 25% |
|
| Jun 08 | efigo | 58 15% |
|
| Jun 03 | KillRayne 44 | 67 41% |
|
| Jun 01 |  |
allenrankin | 63 35% |
| May 31 | Buccaneer952 | 67 28% |
|
| May 31 | burrr | 69 33% |
|
|
67.00+1.94 = 68.94.
|
|||
| May 30 |  |
firdeva | 50 25% |
| May 30 | Krosnyak | 63 8% |
|
| May 29 | df1988 | 2 2% |
|
| May 28 | Haden93 | 25 5% |
|
| May 28 | jbwfilm | 60 12% |
|
| May 27 |  |
quartier | 68 54% |
| May 27 | Ramisti | 45 10% |
|
| May 26 | fake_of_oz | 40 19% |
|
| May 26 |  |
BraBad04 | 54 12% |
| May 26 | tQd1J1 | 60 14% |
|
| May 25 | ckaraduran | 20 2% |
|
| May 25 |  |
engweng | 43 6% |
| May 23 | onurcoskun | 10 4% |
|
| May 21 | dtmoore | 80 58% |
|
| May 20 | tomty | 2 6% |
|
| May 20 | tathaar | 60 17% |
|
| May 15 |  |
uvlalid | 35 11% |
| May 15 | Steffen53 | 78 23% |
|
| May 13 | HoneyB | 63 26% |
|
| May 12 |  |
AFK | 4 19% |
| May 12 |  |
Özkann | 10 4% |
| May 12 |  |
fuzzylogic | 60 33% |
| May 11 |  |
normatic | 40 6% |
| May 09 | summerbag | 60 13% |
|
| May 08 | Grandaddy | 60 30% |
|
| May 08 |  |
M.Mobin | 76 21% |
| May 07 |  |
emrecogulu | 40 1% |
| May 07 | Siegel Hans | 50 22% |
|
| May 05 |  |
arash.fo | 70 28% |
| May 05 |  |
jndcnr | 55 19% |
| May 05 | jeremiahpena | 60 53% |
|
| May 04 |  |
spiderferi | 45 11% |
| May 04 | gdenardo | 55 17% |
|
| May 03 | orhnakgul | 50 6% |
|
| May 03 |  |
fruggman | 74 55% |
| May 03 | dragos | 10 0% |
|
| May 01 | John Milton | 60 32% |
|
| Apr 30 | ThePainter | 60 4% |
|
| Apr 29 | shanebarlow3 | 77 67% |
|
| Apr 29 | edloupe | 70 10% |
|
| Apr 29 | q.fincher | 51 11% |
|
| Apr 28 | khoobehi | 75 35% |
|
| Apr 28 | egjeg | 60 11% |
|
| Apr 25 |  |
Kobarci | 42 13% |
| Apr 24 | Reigntall | 70 52% |
|
| Apr 24 | zeki0920 | 75 43% |
|
| Apr 23 | kinglou | 45 27% |
|
| Apr 22 | ska23 | 50 7% |
|
| Apr 19 | fictionfitz | 40 12% |
|
| Apr 18 |  |
LordBeefJerk | 30 13% |
| Apr 18 |  |
cascade | 54 20% |
| Apr 15 |  |
seha | 50 10% |
| Apr 13 | benrad | 45 13% |
|
| Apr 13 |  |
dourface | 50 27% |
| Apr 12 |  |
The Beast | 6 50% |
| Apr 10 | mwestcott | 25 6% |
|
|
Noah is a terribly depressing movie. Russel Crowe is a terribly dull actor. Darren Aronofsky is capable of so much better. It gains points merely for the visual design and some of the special effects. Beyond that there is nothing to be found here. No inspiration or faith. Just depression.
|
|||
| Apr 09 | donjepski | 70 51% |
|
| Apr 08 |  |
cemsancak | 80 13% |
| Apr 08 | mklnc | 70 12% |
|
| Apr 07 | buraksengul | 65 9% |
|
| Apr 05 |  |
YoG | 57 12% |
| Apr 03 | Narg | 80 61% |
|
| Apr 02 |  |
FlixMG7 | 70 73% |
| Apr 01 | Kevin Writer | 68 54% |
|
| Apr 01 |  |
hasolta | 60 28% |
| Mar 27 |  |
solipsist | 60 23% |
| Mar 25 |  |
lena_c | 2 17% |
|
Especially Watson added to some of the good acting, but I felt like I was watching something that was created only for the Blockbuster’s sake, and not to tell an amazing story that some people actually believe is true.. So many awesome details were left out or not mentioned. I had very low expectations and they were not exceeded. *Okay
|
|||
| Mar 23 | MenialRetcon | 79 68% |
|
| Mar 22 | horrorjames | 10 2% |
|
| Mar 21 | Dozzyrok | 1 0% |
|
| Mar 20 | omidhom | 75 24% |
|
| Mar 19 | apsays | 43 20% |
|
| Mar 13 | tcbyer33 | 85 96% |
|
| Mar 12 | MasoudAr | 10 3% |
|
| Mar 11 | AJL3 | 55 9% |
|
| Mar 09 | mostafarso | 0 12% |
|
| Mar 09 |  |
xmoffx | 1 14% |
| Mar 09 | eagleworm | 20 3% |
|
| Mar 06 | FullCollapse | 67 31% |
|
| Mar 05 | beauballard | 67 9% |
|
| Mar 04 | yemre | 76 12% |
|
| Mar 02 | BroWnTyGeR | 60 34% |
|
| Mar 02 |  |
sadiatakan | 75 13% |
| Mar 01 | idealonbir | 50 1% |
|
| Feb 27 | Grdas1979 | 5 0% |
|
| Feb 27 | Unaguma | 70 60% |
|
| Feb 26 |  |
silent disco | 75 61% |
| Feb 26 | Baysill | 60 24% |
|
| Feb 26 | twilo | 83 39% |
|
| Feb 26 |  |
abednego | 68 47% |
| Feb 25 | Theodore Ab | 55 24% |
|
| Feb 23 | bsgb | 80 90% |
|
| Feb 22 | mehran | 80 13% |
|
| Feb 20 |  |
Rexlito | 65 1% |
| Feb 19 | Mires | 60 10% |
|
| Feb 18 | falcor84 | 60 20% |
|
| Feb 18 | Paint | 50 7% |
|
| Feb 17 | coldesser | 60 20% |
|
| Feb 17 | marcelloc2 | 20 1% |
|
|
So many good actors, but... WTF??
|
|||
| Feb 16 |  |
cenk k. | 37 18% |
| Feb 15 | JustinTime | 65 20% |
|
| Feb 15 | plvenice | 6 45% |
|
| Feb 13 |  |
VanillaSky | 40 23% |
| Feb 12 | arionima | 20 24% |
|
| Feb 10 | davidjn | 50 30% |
|
| Feb 10 |  |
Keanexl | 55 15% |
| Feb 09 | Kenz-i Mahfi | 50 5% |
|
| Feb 08 | dzheeezus | 50 8% |
|
| Feb 08 | Aizhas () | 80 61% |
|
| Feb 06 | grace12345 | 80 76% |
|
| Feb 06 |  |
Tetsu | 70 10% |
| Feb 04 | ozlemisil | 78 52% |
|
| Feb 03 | braincaster | 40 11% |
|
| Feb 02 | kjones77 | 70 40% |
|
| Feb 02 | OgreZed | 50 10% |
|
| Feb 02 | Telemecus | 56 67% |
|
|
Some reinterpretation so made it fresh.
|
|||
| Feb 01 | kg08 | 70 51% |
|
| Feb 01 | _maborosi | 50 7% |
|
| Jan 29 |  |
kingofjew | 68 23% |
| Jan 28 | ZONE | 60 13% |
|
| Jan 28 | snowjohn54 | 60 8% |
|
| Jan 28 | CreationP | 80 30% |
|
| Jan 24 | Add0bbA | 75 10% |
|
| Jan 23 | TheMadcap | 62 17% |
|
| Jan 22 | ZombieZer0 | 80 34% |
|
| Jan 22 | tamino | 80 35% |
|
| Jan 21 | tai3tran | 70 43% |
|
| Jan 21 | gerskywalker | 70 5% |
|
| Jan 19 |  |
scugnizzi | 65 23% |
| Jan 16 | Wodwo | 100 96% |
|
| Jan 15 | arnoldchoi | 65 3% |
|
| Jan 15 |  |
Snufkin88 | 79 64% |
| Jan 15 | alriko | 55 15% |
|
| Jan 15 | meloray | 60 17% |
|
| Jan 14 | mebeqa | 40 10% |
|
| Jan 14 |  |
swag | 66 20% |
| Jan 14 |  |
jeanhuxley | 60 26% |
| Jan 12 |  |
JimiAntiloop | 20 3% |
| Jan 11 | thiskendell | 30 20% |
|
| Jan 10 | heyodliyodi | 90 68% |
|
| Jan 10 | drewster81 | 80 25% |
|
| Jan 10 | metodi | 70 53% |
|
| Jan 10 | spenmug | 10 0% |
|
| Jan 09 | SyphilisDad | 21 28% |
|
| Jan 09 | cengaveri | 66 9% |
|
| Jan 09 | Canozz | 10 4% |
|
| Jan 08 | spookey | 55 19% |
|
| Jan 06 | 7azem | 65 2% |
|
| Jan 05 | Neilos | 85 63% |
|
| Jan 05 |  |
shervinaria8 | 65 9% |
| Jan 05 |  |
eb_mohsen_ | 70 25% |
| Jan 05 |  |
StukaTR | 65 15% |
| Jan 02 |  |
thegreyfox | 72 50% |
|
A sort of religious precursor to "Waterworld" called "How Things Got Wet". The problem Noah faces is whether you consider it a true story, or a complete load of baloney, and if, like me, you fall into the latter camp, you can really enjoy this nonsense for the great cast, acting, sets and battle scenes, and ignore the fact that some people think it wasn't like the book. The younger cast were a little too gorgeous but Crowe was excellent (although leaving that girl behind was a shit thing to do)
|
|||
| Jan 02 | ademan | 50 1% |
|
| Jan 02 | Vessla | 76 63% |
|
| Jan 02 | evanetrain | 40 1% |
|
| Jan 01 | ArkadyFalls | 50 21% |
|
| Dec 31, 2017 |  |
frnchr | 2 1% |
| Dec 30, 2017 |  |
cetincelik | 70 58% |
| Dec 28, 2017 | zirlat | 60 13% |
|
| Dec 26, 2017 | MonoD | 40 0% |
|
| Dec 26, 2017 | Nikinkira | 60 18% |
|
| Dec 25, 2017 |  |
Deadmarsh | 40 6% |
| Dec 25, 2017 | denizbeyoglu | 65 4% |
|
| Dec 24, 2017 |  |
4.20 | 56 8% |
Displaying 1 to 250 of 2252 total ratings: Prev | Next
| Average Percentile 30.26% from 2252 Ratings |  |
