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Nude Nuns with Big Guns

Nude Nuns with Big Guns

2010
Suspense/Thriller
1h 31m
Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from GOD telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God's will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. (imdb)
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Nude Nuns with Big Guns

2010
Suspense/Thriller
1h 31m
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Rated 17 May 2014
9
8th
While there were nude nuns aplenty, none, save our holy heroine, was packing any heat, so a more suiting title would have been "Nude Nuns, of Which Only One Has a Big Gun." Partial credit would have been given for the more obvious yet less titillating "Nude Nun with Big Guns." But how was the movie, you ask? There was a movie?
Rated 21 Jan 2013
70
63rd
A nun takes down a gang of dope pushing bikers and evil priests. Unlike a lot of neo-grindhouse flicks, this movie does not skimp at all on the gratuitous nudity, featuring several fully nude nuns working in a dope factory during the opening credits, plus plenty of raunchy lesbian action throughout. In addition to wallowing in filth, it also achieves a heavy dramatic mood in parts...classical guitar scoring montages of somber reflections and religious iconography, like a Mexican soap opera.
Rated 13 Mar 2012
38
26th
If Tarantino was a useless hack then this is probably the sort of film he would make. Guzman has clearly seen exploitation flicks has thought to himself "yeah, I could probably immitate that badly... I'll give it go" and that is exactly what this movie feels like. That said there is nudity, there are nuns and at points their guns are at the very least sizable, so some marks there! Perhaps we should all view this film as sociological commentry on Catholicism? Hmmm... maybe not....
Rated 23 May 2011
10
2nd
Turned this off after 20 mins, life is too short, this is not my genre
Rated 17 Aug 2011
23
12th
The nuns weren't hot and the guns weren't that big.
Rated 23 Jun 2012
28
3rd
Going from just the title, you can probably guess this is an exploitation-esque film. The key to this kind of film is fun and that's where the film falls down. It's like it fell through a wormhole from another dimension where Rodriquez never got famous and just made this kind of schlock. It feels slow, at times pointlessly nasty and the ending is wither sequel bait or they ran out of ideas. There's no spark in the script to indicate there was a bigger movie constrained by budget. Poor.
Rated 10 Mar 2013
2
15th
It has nude nuns but the guns aren't that big. Disappointing.
Rated 10 Mar 2013
1
4th
Could have used more tits and more nuns using more guns. Not that good.
Rated 27 Dec 2010
30
15th
If you liked Machete... You'll like this one. I didnt, so I don't... But the title is amazing, and the dialogue is f-ing awesome at some points!
Rated 09 Jan 2011
5
0th
My final score is 5, since the objective score is 30, and -20 the subjective.
Rated 20 Apr 2011
26
19th
That movie could be a good one if it did not steal so insolently from Tarantino and Rodriquez. The "mariachi", vigilante was a Sapphic nun. Acting and the story were not on the level of output either, though you've got what they promised.
Rated 18 Aug 2011
12
15th
Yeah this was eh.. pretty stupid. Many boobs though, but so many that you get used to them
Rated 12 Feb 2012
2
5th
WTFBBQ LOL! That was hilarious! Better than Johnny English but worse (much worse) than Machete. Also, lesbian nuns ftw.
Rated 15 Apr 2012
1
0th
Unbelievably bad, nothing more than soft porn.
Rated 06 May 2012
68
36th
Tremendously over-the-top exploitation and thouroughly disturbing while being funny as hell.
Rated 28 May 2012
40
18th
It worries me that I find this boring, there's only so much blood and boobs you can see before it starts to get tiresome though. Elderly nun rape was pretty nasty though.
Rated 31 Dec 2012
30
2nd
More tits than minutes in the movie. The worst part? The tits weren't even that great.
Rated 22 May 2013
0
0th
Shocksploitation that just isn't good enough to be ironic. There's enough slow, pointless, awkwardly acted scenes to cancel out anything good in here. It's like someone copied all the trappings of exploitation pulp but didn't know how to write in the moments of genuine humanity, of sincere emotion, of connection, that balance out all the horrendous stuff we witness. Without that it's just a ghastly work of sadism - something that teenagers would come up with. I couldn't finish it.
Rated 22 Jun 2014
0
4th
Another shitty 'sploitation-sploitation, charmless, soulless, pointless.
Rated 29 Apr 2017
2
0th
Unwatchable dross. An attempt at "Kill Bill with breasts", done by a school kid who thinks he is a cross between Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez, and edited by a blind seamstress with a large pair of scissors. I challenge anyone not to turn this off after 20 minutes and get on with their lives, even if they are trapped in a padded cell with nothing else to do other than watch this film.
Rated 21 Aug 2017
40
11th
"Nude Nuns with Big Guns" is rather competently made from a technical standpoint and has a sorta interesting plot including several mostly nude nuns and lots of not that big guns. The blasphemy is of course fun, there's a lot of (needless but hey!) nudity/sex scenes and I did want to see where it was driving at. The final shootout (aka the climax) could've been longer/more spectacular but is still rewarding (fuck that cliffhanger in the end though). If you're into sexploitation it should be fun.
Rated 09 Sep 2023
33
11th
The film "Nude Nuns with Big Guns" undoubtedly aims for shock value, evident from its provocative title. However, its reliance on multiple rape scenes to establish the villains' depravity feels lazy and gratuitous. Although the movie managed to elicit a single laugh from me, I didn't find it enjoyable and wouldn't recommend it. The unconventional ending involving the antagonist does add a unique, albeit jarring, note and my one laugh.

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