Nude on the Moon

From its poignant (and oft repeated) "Moon Doll" theme -- composed by Doris's very own niece Judith J. Kushner and movingly crooned by Ralph Young, of Sandler and Young fame -- this rates as a truly spellbinding celluloid atrocity. I won't ruin the many head-shaking surprises the pic has in store by revealing more here. Suffice it to say that if cellulitic space bimbos, airheaded heroes, loose talk, and tight-panties are your Z-movie meat, you won't want to miss a single agonizing moment.

From blue jump suits to tights the two leads take off for the moon. There they find gold and half nude girls, not nude as the title implies.