Out of Reach

Ambiguously child happy American forest dweller battle all out pedophile Eastern Europeans... As horrible a movie as it might be, it gets some bonus points for sporadically dubbing Seagal in an effeminate soft voice, for no apparent reason.

Wow, the Probable Score nailed it. Figured it would skew a bit higher. But yeah, wow. This is really about as bad as a movie that's not actively trying to be totally extreme in one way or another could possibly be. Woeful acting, writing, and direction across the board, with the samurai tribute near the end the only moment that really managed to take advantage of the occasionally pretty cool places they got to shoot. Seagal's dumb voice and dumber lines almost make it funny, but nah. Crazy bad.

Seagal really should've quit while he was ahead. This is getting sad.

This might just have been the laziest Seagal movie I've ever seen. And what the hell is with the voice-over work for Seagal, it's ten times worse than the way too obvious body doubles.

ger; [Out of Reach]; ein veteran reist nach polen um ein weisenkind zu suchen, welches von einem menschenhändlering verschleppt wurde.;

Comes rather close to classic Seagal movies like Hard to Kill. Also a fine guide to the city of Warsaw.