Pinocchio

The gayest movie ever conceived on screen. Roberto Benigni is hideous as the wooden boy we once loved (and now hate thanks to you movie!). I try desperately to get out of depression after seeing this and am suing the people involved in this for traumatizing movie-goers and destroying any peace and cultural impact cinema has brought us. We must stop Benigni and his crew before they seize rights to make a Dumbo movie and RB dresses up in a skimpy elephant/fat suit. The future doesn't look good.

It's hard not to imagine what this could have been if Fellini had directed it, but the English version is so horribly dubbed that it's almost unwatchable.This score is based on the rather generous assumption that it plays better in Italian and was essentially mangled in translation. Some very talented people were involved in this project, from the production designer (Donati) to the cameraman (Spinotti), but it's difficult to get over the strange casting of a 50 year old man in the titular role.

Benigni will always make me laugh!

What the hell is this? Who thought this was a good idea? This is one of the worst things I have ever seen. I had to wash my eyes out and listen to a lot of music just to get the images this film presents out of my head. Everyone involved should be ashamed of themselves.

Some eye candy here and there, but really bad otherwise. Especially in English. Horrific.

What the fuck was that?

F*ck everyone that didn't like this movie!

There's something deeply disturbing about Benigni in his costumes here. Like Michael Jackson starring in a Jodorowsky movie. With all the subtext that implies.

WHY, WHY, this is so bad.....What he was thinking Benigni?

This is the worst adaptation of The Adventures of Pinocchio or any other children's fairy tale book in general. In fact, it shouldn't even be considered an adaptation. This movie does everything wrong.