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Piranha

2010
Suspense/Thriller
Action
1h 28m
A tremor under the surface of Lake Victoria unleashes scores of prehistoric piranhas, an event which rallies the local sheriff (Shue) who will risk everything to save her townsfolk.
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Piranha

2010
Suspense/Thriller
Action
1h 28m
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Rated 22 Jan 2019
68
61st
Modern exploitation B-movie schlock that should satisfy its target audience with its gratuitous level of boobs, gore, and cheese. However general audiences, if presented when in the right mood, might have some fun with the movie's over-the-top fun too. Although firmly in the first group, I definitely enjoyed the film for what it was on first view, however on rewatch, the campy shock factor wears thin surprisingly fast as the movie frantically plods along before all the 3D blood and boobs.
Rated 30 Jan 2020
70
65th
Somebody got 80's in my 2010's!
Rated 20 Aug 2010
80
77th
Oh my. It was disgusting and chock full of boobs.
Rated 22 Aug 2010
5
57th
It has a grand sense of B movie excess in the astoundingly bloody wet t-shirt competition slaughter, and it's an indisputable joy to see Richard Dreyfuss and Christopher Lloyd channel their characters from two of the greatest summer blockbusters of all time, Jaws and Back to the Future. But the movie surrounding these elements is generic killer animal fare and the 3D effects are mostly half-assed.
Rated 11 Oct 2010
55
35th
The first 30 minutes, or so, is a marvelous display of huge tits in various leisure activities. The next 60 minutes is a marvelous display of huge tits in various leisure activities; and a very graphic splatterfest involving high numbers of college kids getting torn to pieces. But really: More than anything else this is a foreshadowing of the huge impact 3D-technology will have...on porn.
Rated 21 Aug 2010
65
40th
At last, a modern B movie that knows what it is. They may use more money these days but this is the sort of shamefully disgustingly entertaining films. Some may object to the boobs on show (I certainly don't). Others to the gore (which is too 'real' on the cartoon - realistic scale but each to taste). Others may point to the plot (theres fish and they bite humans - rawr) or what Shue or Lloyd or Rhames are doing. Whatever, this is fun dammit.
Rated 10 Oct 2010
55
42nd
All that one could hope for from a blood-drenched, juvenile B-movie about fish 'n tits. There are more than a few truly memorable gory demises, but somewhere around the 50th gleefully gruelling slaughter of an innocent bimbo, the whole thing begins to feel more sadistic than fun... Still, it gets points for using 3D as a gimmick (3D vomit and 3D chewed off dick), thus being the 2nd Piranha movie to take a bite off of James Cameron's good mood.
Rated 20 Aug 2010
5
32nd
An over the top, self aware, extremely gory parody of Jaws played completely straight. So absurd with such amazing death scenes that its impossible not to laugh with the movie. Lloyd basically playing Doc Brown the piranha scientist is nothing short of incredible in a movie like this. Go have a few beers and then head to the theater in the right mindset for this.
Rated 30 Oct 2010
70
51st
Not entirely successful in its light, tongue-in-cheek aproach, though there are several sequences that are both astonishing to look and a blast to enjoy.
Rated 31 Mar 2011
60
38th
I gotta be honest with you. Watching those idiots getting eaten by piranhas was a lot of fun!
Rated 26 Jan 2012
100
96th
i dont care what anyone says, this movie is exactly what it wants to be and pulls it off perfectly. If you watched it and didnt like it then why did you watch it in the first place? what were you expecting? personally id expect a movie about mutant fish to be a comedy and if it wasnt id expect it to be terrible. Mr. Aja wanted to make a gory comedy with loads of nudity in it so he through mutant fish into spring break, the perfect recipy and then through in some delishis one liners and your gold
Rated 06 Dec 2011
73
65th
In an era when it's nigh on impossible to make even a passable remake, Alexandre Aja has managed to rise above the schlock and created TWO great horror remakes. "Piranha" was by far the best film of 2010 in regards to sheer fun, entertainment and sleaze. Another notable aspect is that "Piranha" has the best use of 3D I've ever seen and what I consider to be the benchmark for the modern use of it. Definitely worth a watch for gore fans as the FX are simply phenomenal.
Rated 27 Aug 2010
7
65th
Knew exactly what it was and was an unrestrained blast to watch. You got babes, loads of gore, constant laughs and even some supporting acts from Doc Lloyd and Bear Jew Roth. Ending delivers as well.
Rated 01 Dec 2010
88
94th
Absolutely awesome. Maybe the best movie of 2010. Knows exactly what it is and what it's audience wants, and delivers.
Rated 30 Mar 2017
65
61st
Nice genre exercise that manages to create something truly fun by simply denying any trace of serious entertainment. While the Joe Dante film is an abstract piece of art, this one relies on its eye candy visual of vulgar pleasures: bodies eaten to their bones, a dude shooting a softcore porn film and hiring a local teen as their guide, Christopher Lloyd as the mad piranha expert, quotes like "it's a shark!" or "ok Speedo" and Ric Dreyfuss as the opening-about-to-be-killed fisherman.
Rated 14 Sep 2010
13
16th
Disgusting. I thought it was supposed to be a remake of the Piranha 1978. I was wrong. This movie was horrendous, so nauseating. The plot was bad (many facepalm moments........), the acting was awful, the amount of boobs almost suffocated me. There were a few funny things: seizure man, the stupid girls underwater scene (which was SO bad that it was funny), parasailing chick etc. And Adam Scott was hot
Rated 02 Nov 2010
25
17th
I was really looking forward to this but it didn't do much for me. I realize this is exploitation, but... the cheese was layed on in the wrong places for me. I'm not a huge fan of the cheese baked into the crust. And that's my second pizza analogy in two reviews straight. Maybe I should go to the store... What film was I talking about again?
Rated 27 Oct 2010
40
37th
It's what you could expect, really. Aja can't direct worth shit, so he's resigned himself to just throw goofy shit, blood and tits at the screen, which is pretty much the only approach that works for a film like this. It somehow felt too calculated and after a while it all just started to blend together and get a little... meh. But a film like this is immune to criticism anyways and if you're in the mood for something really trashy, of course you're gonna watch it. The 3-D adds nothing.
Rated 22 Apr 2013
69
24th
PIRANHA 3D is, for better or worse, completely unpretentious. It delivers exactly what the title promises: lots of (terrible CGI) piranha, who devour people, in whole or in part, in an incredibly bloody fashion. In the last third of the film, the mayhem really gets going, and you can have a pretty good time. But up until that point it's a bit of a drag (the frat-boy tone doesn't help), and the characters are fairly dull in of themselves. Among the cast, Adam Scott and Ving Rhames come off best.
Rated 20 Sep 2010
65
38th
What a ridiculous film. Truly ridiculous. Nothing else to say.... Still entertaining though!
Rated 31 Oct 2011
60
62nd
I had some fun with Piranha, and I would suggest watching it if it sounds like your kind of film. If you don't like gory, cheesy b-movies, this won't help persuade you, but if you do, then you'll probably have a good time. If the characters had more depth to them, I might have cared when they started getting ripped apart. As it stands, I enjoyed it more before the piranha were released on the crowd -- the dialogue was more enjoyable to listen to -- but after that, blood and guts fly everywhere.
Rated 24 Dec 2011
60
38th
As this film never tries to be scary or deep, it works. Had quite a few laughs (saw the fake boobs scene coming, loved it).
Rated 12 Sep 2010
72
80th
Quite amusing, bloody, horror movie with many naked girls. The best piranha movie that I have seen. The fish looked really scareful
Rated 10 Sep 2010
8
78th
More of this please. A great way to end a fairly disappointing summer with: a carefree, unadorned homage to the cheesy, ridiculous B movies of the 70's and 80's, delivering an excess of blood, gore, HPoA and gratuitous fun. This better get a nod for best makeup. If you hate this film, I leave you with following words: rope, stool and ceiling fan.
Rated 17 Oct 2010
90
94th
Probably the best b-horror flick I've ever seen. Tits, blood and gore are all abundant.
Rated 24 Aug 2010
85
56th
A lot of stupid B-movie fun.
Rated 14 Dec 2012
85
73rd
A movie about a past pet of mine, the Piranha. I thought this movie was a lot better than I was expecting and now I'm seriously bummed that I didn't get to see it in 3D in the theaters. I loved seeing Richard Dreyfuss doing a bit part at the start of the film. I was also really happy to see Christopher Lloyd playing the crazy fish scientist. Adam Scott, Ving Rhames, Jerry O'Connell and Jessica Szohr rounded out the cast nicely with noticeable faces. Tons of fun and blood to be had with this film
Rated 10 Sep 2012
64
21st
It's strange to see such a large collection of has-beens all thrown together in a movie directed at a bunch of kids who can hardly recognize these people. I'm simply glad that the writers figured out they couldn't make a decent horror movie out of piranhas, so they didn't even bother.
Rated 02 May 2011
90
46th
A throwback B movie that precisely balances gore, horror tension, and humor. It takes itself just seriously enough to still create some truly scary moments while also injecting some real humor.
Rated 21 Jun 2020
77
69th
Aja shoots this masterfully. About as much fun as you could have with this kind of thing. War is hell
Rated 13 Mar 2012
85
52nd
Better than I expected, it's a pretty fun movie; and it has a much higher than average amount of female nudity, so it might not be the best movie to watch with your wife or girlfriend.
Rated 08 Sep 2010
71
61st
The 3D is mildly nauseating in parts (and 3D *never* bothers me), but that can't hamper the unbridled joy of watching this cheese-fest. The story is something of a bore, but it's not the focus of the movie: 3D porn-star tits and blood are. A lot of the gore here is gruesomely detailed, which contrasts the penis-eating cartoon sensibilities of the rest of the film. But the movie knows exactly what it is and does its job well. Dreyfuss and Lloyd reprising their iconic roles (Jaws & BTTF)? Amazing.
Rated 24 Oct 2010
65
42nd
admit it, it was fun. :)
Rated 25 Aug 2010
50
23rd
On reappraisal, I was harsh on a film which deserves praise for its technical quality; one has to sit through, say, Dinoshark to realise that this has a high bar of quality. Sadly it still doesn't work for me, suffering from a disjointed structure and, despite its 3D penis, aspects which felt compromised than exploitative. The central massacre sequence also feels far too sadistic in tone from what came before, unlike a film like Peter Jackson's Brain Dead where its carnivalesque splatstick.
Rated 14 Dec 2010
60
38th
Has all the ingredients of a terrible monster movie, and then some. The make-up effects were surprisingly well done, turning the movie from a goofy gorefest into something slightly more disturbing and sadistic. Some fun cameos and a whole bunch of jiggly bits.
Rated 29 Jun 2012
80
95th
Ridiculously good fun. I was expecting a typical lame film with an overabundance of naked women to make up for the fact that it sucked. Whilst it did have a hell of a lot of naked women, it never bothered taking itself seriously and had a feckload of gore and laughs. That massacre scene was so great. Really was not expecting to enjoy it at all, so it was a really pleasant and fun surprise.
Rated 24 Jan 2011
60
52nd
Thought I would hate this movie, but instead I kind liked it because it doesn't try to be anything that it is not! Here's your cocktail: hungry piranhas we all thought extinct, a spring break with a lot of naked skin, A lot of dumb american teenagers, one hero and last, but not the least the perfect line: "They took my penis!" Even though it was very tacky all the way through, I was entertained but it was more a "come on" laughter than it was a "it's funny" laughter...
Rated 18 Jan 2011
40
27th
The girl on girl under water was the highlight of the movie.
Rated 03 Aug 2011
30
7th
That sinking boat just didn't sink.
Rated 29 Aug 2010
55
70th
Everything that a B movie can hope to be, Pirahna 3D runs the gamut of gore and sleaze without ever so much as a hint of taking itself seriously. Being so low brow, makes it easy to miss how technically well done and efficiently paced the overall film is, especially as compared to a lot of recent teen horror. Also the film stands out for being actually filmed for 3d, rather than a sloppy post cut conversion; giving a good reason to see it in theaters rather than waiting for a rental.
Rated 20 May 2021
71
27th
Never have so many CGI objects been thrown at so many by so few. 'Piranha' is the probable apex of 3D cinema as a form, something between a roller-coaster ride and a porno squeezed into the rough shape of 'Jaws'. That got was made at all is probably not a great sign for our culture, but I have to say I enjoyed it a lot.
Rated 11 Nov 2010
77
51st
More entertaining than I was expecting, not only for 3D but also the humour...
Rated 08 Feb 2012
65
37th
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!!!
Rated 08 Mar 2013
84
75th
It's 2022 and this is quite enjoyable
Rated 06 Sep 2010
97
66th
Alexandre Aja is a genius
Rated 10 Feb 2024
25
8th
Fun and passes the time. Some over the top and original gore scenes in the latter half. I didn't see it at the cinema, therefore I didn't experience any of the 3D effects - those look pretty dumb on a flat 2D screen. Excessive amounts of flesh shown in the film. No acting, no suspense - just a standard B-movie shark... pardon me, piranha flick, with all the standard tropes that come with this tiresome formulaic Hollywood drivel. A very detailed and morbid party scene, drastic change of pace.
Rated 24 Feb 2011
60
18th
Not that special. Mostly gore and some nudity.
Rated 30 Aug 2010
39
2nd
You get what you're promised: piranhas in 3D (or 2D).
Rated 04 Oct 2010
90
77th
This movie is preposterous, yet glorious at the same time. Gratuitous nudity, bloodletting, people being halved, and Christopher Fuckin' Lloyd. 9 piranha-pilfered penises out of 10.
Rated 08 Jan 2012
30
19th
Nothing but senseless, stupid exploitation. It really isn't that funny and the gore is well done yet overtly ridiculous. But there are some sweet, sweet sugar tits and that I cannot fault.
Rated 17 Feb 2013
2
13th
There's a sequence about 2/3rds of the way through that's on par with Saving Private Ryan's Omaha Beach scene.
Rated 27 Dec 2022
88
79th
Like his HILLS remake, Aja is working through a heightened register of go-for-broke tacky tastelessness which will not be everyone’s cup of tea, but if you can understand why his deploying of the Flower Duet during the swimming sequence is so hysterically funny, you'll have the key to appreciating the film proper. A terrific example of sleazy, sadistic trash, done so well that it completely redeems and justifies its grotesque excesses. Nice cameo from Dreyfuss is just the icing on the cake.
Rated 19 Jan 2013
54
30th
Wanted to love this, but it was so forgettable.
Rated 10 Oct 2010
60
29th
Good to see Christopher Lloyd again, and nudity is never wrong!
Rated 25 Oct 2010
70
55th
Ogladnie sprawia autentyczna frajde.
Rated 04 Nov 2010
50
24th
Thought I would love it - I mean, I love tits and buckets of blood as much as anyone else and I've enjoyed Aja's previous efforts - but it left me cold. I think it has to do with the film's uber-self-awareness but who knows. Oh and since Spunkie noted Gianna Michaels cameo, Ashlynn Brooke also has a cameo in this.
Rated 26 May 2011
40
15th
The most satisfaction I got from this film was from watching those dumb-asses get eaten by piranhas. The rest is a mess. It did attempt to unabashedly channel some B-movie sensibilities but the terrible major characters and the "not crazy enough" plot prevents it from becoming a guilty pleasure.
Rated 03 Jun 2013
60
47th
http://gorgview.com/piranha
Rated 19 Sep 2010
87
78th
Hilarious. Watch it for what it is. Blood, action, naked woman and piranhas. Awesome !
Rated 20 Oct 2010
90
96th
I do not remember when I laughed last time as much as for this hilarious comedy! I usually hate American bikini beach flicks but this was extra ordinary boobie film. And top of all, movie with Gianna Michaels cannot be bad one! Lloyd was rolling his eyes like always, but luckily his part was brief.
Rated 28 Aug 2010
76
56th
So ridiculous...LY AWESOME. The 3D and special effects were clumsy, but it kinda added to the charm. This is pretty much what a slasher flick should be. Special mention goes to Christopher Lloyd for his heartwarming performance as the (what else?) over-the-top wacky scientist!
Rated 25 Oct 2010
40
6th
This movie is just.. Stupid, yeah that's the right word for describing Piranha 3D. Stupid. The entire movie is just bad CGI and very poor 3D effects. However the emmense amount of big ass titties is saving the movie from going under a score of 40 from my part. But seriously how much air can those 2 porn actors hold in their lungs? And what's with all those dramatic kelp underwater shots? It's just stupid.
Rated 07 Jun 2020
4
52nd
Tons of fun because Aja knows what he's doing as a director. Like a lot of people have said that beach party sequence is amazing. Paul Scheer has an ability to make anything he says funny for some reason.
Rated 16 Dec 2011
64
18th
Nice gore, boring story
Rated 09 Sep 2010
60
47th
a full adult movie warning don't go with your family well it is nicely directed i havn't seen in 3d, i think in 3d the effect would be more.
Rated 02 Aug 2012
25
19th
Never scary and seldom funny, and the non-BBB eyecandy (Jessica.S and Elisabeth.S) are a lot more watchable than the naked ones; also decent support from C.Lloyd and A.Scott, but overall the enjoyable scenes are too thin-spread. *Preview*: #12#, exp-2*, popcorn, hype, story, (cast), R2.
Rated 06 Jan 2011
74
58th
When a film commits to being campy and over-the-top on purpose, sometimes things can go oh so right. Pirahna is an example of such an instance. Is this a brilliant piece of film-making? Of course not. Is it fun to watch? Of course it is.
Rated 17 Aug 2016
35
14th
funny
Rated 03 Oct 2022
73
39th
Delivers everything you were expecting with plenty of gore, nudity and carnage. The horror elements were genuinely creepy and some moments were really tense. This had some darkly funny moments as well as a talented cast. I have to agree with another reviewer that said that at some point, this one is almost sadistic.
Rated 23 Dec 2014
3
25th
i saw this in 3D and it was worth every penny
Rated 05 May 2019
86
26th
My SCORING: 99-96=Great; 95-90=Very good; 89-85=Good; 84-80=So-so; 79-70=Boring; Below 70=Forget it.
Rated 25 Sep 2010
46
8th
Really bad 3D + predictable + grotesque + tits = brainless amusement. The lake had better not torn apart!
Rated 31 Jul 2012
1
20th
Tedious attempt at a fun B movie. Only Lloyd seemed to be having any fun at all. A straight up remake with this cast and technical nous could've been cool but skip this.
Rated 05 Mar 2012
10
3rd
The kind of crap that should never be made. And i've had it with 3D! God Damn
Rated 10 Oct 2011
35
11th
Ving Rhames's unnecessary self sacrifice says it all.
Rated 25 Jan 2020
46
14th
Eh, it's good for it is, I guess. I've seen much worse.
Rated 13 Jul 2018
1
1st
F
Rated 26 Oct 2012
38
10th
Did I see a pornstar? Expect what expected. Worst ending ever. * Casting, Acting : 4 * Script : 2 * Directing, Aura : 4 * Ease of Viewing : 6 * Naked Eye : 3
Rated 03 Dec 2010
60
50th
A perfect example of one of those horror films where you truly do hope the monsters eat all the annoying kids
Rated 12 Nov 2010
1
17th
About as good as a movie of this kind can be. Unfortunately, that's still not very good.
Rated 05 Jan 2012
95
82nd
Hilarious as well as irreverent,gruesome as well as cheeky! Great adult popcorn movie!
Rated 25 Dec 2010
20
2nd
Go watch the '78 original.
Rated 17 Aug 2016
77
49th
It is what it is. The cheesiness is clearly intentional as the film plays with and exaggerates the creature horror flicks of the '70s.
Rated 13 Feb 2019
55
29th
b movie without the endearing sleaziness
Rated 25 Aug 2010
4
5th
This is, without an ounce of exaggeration , the worst thing I've ever seen. And I love B movies. Alexandre Aja should be ashamed.
Rated 09 Oct 2010
50
9th
New genre: soft porn with prehistoric fish... Great 'get out of the water' scene though
Rated 10 May 2018
30
7th
Not funny or scary (or sexy). Prurient in a lame teenage boy way. It's weird to me that nudity and gore go hand in hand in films like this, you're expected to ogle people and then enjoy watching them get ripped apart. I guess that's the natural end point of objectification.
Rated 29 Aug 2010
20
5th
I feel like Andy Sidaris came back from the grave to make this. Babes, Blood and Bad movie. Needed about 15-30 minutes more. 3D was gimmicky and characters were hilarious. A bad movie but a good bad movie.
Rated 19 Jan 2011
55
36th
There is a fine line between fun-to-watch bad movie and just straight up bad movie. Unfortunately this strays too far into the latter. But if you enjoyed Snakes on a Plane... it's basically the same thing. Aja had so much potential... but it looks like he peaked early. Shame.
Rated 12 Sep 2011
20
1st
Maybe I had the wrong expectations going into this movie, but it is just ridiculous. Terrible writing, one-dimensional characters, corny special effects. It's too loud and too uninteresting.
Rated 28 Jun 2014
70
58th
A very fun ride
Rated 28 Jan 2011
60
36th
I regret not seeing it in the theaters in 3D. The only use of 3D I can appreciate is old school campy horror type movies and even though this wasn't at all scary (in fact all the scary parts were funny) it does qualify. It was ok watching on TV, but the theater 3D experience probably made it much more worthwhile. Nice to see Adam Scott and Paul Scheer get some decent roles because I'm a fan of them both, and you gotta love Elizabeth Shue.
Rated 11 Nov 2010
50
39th
Guaranteed entertainment!
Rated 16 Oct 2010
71
43rd
A fun movie to see with a couple of mates and a crate of beer. Perfect mix , first half of movies you get boobies, the second half you get gore supreme. I enjoyed it quite a bit. Koodos to the Jaws references.
Rated 22 Nov 2017
5
43rd
While certainly not a good movie, Piranha checks off all the boxes it sets out to do. From a combination of dumb and crude dialogue, to a plot virtually non existent, very bad CGI, to well...boobs and ass. Piranha is an entertaining one time watch, however it isn't a good movie, but with a synopsis like this, it clearly doesn't set out to be and because of that, makes it better than it has any right to be. Over the top and moderately fun, Piranha 3D is exactly Cable/Netflix level of quality.
Rated 14 Feb 2011
60
13th
Hot girls, bloody (piranha) action. That sums up the whole movie. Big plus for Kelly Brooke
Rated 12 Oct 2010
40
24th
About as much fun as a whopper. The money shot (crowd gore) is extremely poorly directed and edited. Does Piranha signal a shift towards extremity in mainstream (not only in terms of cheesy gore but also nudity)? Gianna Michaels cameo. Bound to spawn sh.tty sequels.
Rated 15 Jul 2011
53
9th
52.500
Rated 04 Feb 2011
50
31st
Aja manages to keep a pretty decent level of story and acting, having in mind that this kind of movie attracts its audience with gore and pretty girls. Piranha seems to be a good candidate for having the highest number of casualties in a single scene.
Rated 10 Aug 2011
15
3rd
A bit like Jaws, only without any of the character development or dramatic tension. OK... not like Jaws. A bit like Girls Gone Wild, only with flesh-eating fish and Doc from Back to the Future. That's more like it. It's really stupid and extremely gory, but I was surprised by how bad the CGI was, considering it makes up a large portion of the film. The underwater scenes in particular look really cheap and crappy. It says a lot that the two best actors in this film are both about 10 years old.

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