Private Resort

A horribly made racy comedy with awful acting, eye-rolling characters, and an almost non-existent plot. On the plus side, although the slapstick is predictable and poorly-executed, and the situational comedy contrived, each aspect does provide a few laugh out loud moments. In the end though, this still remains a very poorly crafted film that I probably would have given more grace thanks to its humour if it hadn't kept trying to distract from its near-complete ineptitude with boobs and bikinis.

Every time Johnny Depp does an interview in that faux accent of his, he should be forced to watch this film, to remind him that he made this piece of crap.

Pretty lousy 80's teen/screwball comedy taking place in a resort. There's barely a plot, and it's mostly just goofy scenes put together. You get to see Johnny Depp, Rob Morrow and Andrew Dice Clay in very early roles, but judging from their performances in this film, you wouldn't believe that any of them would rise to stardom.

Caught half/2/3rds of it on TV some night, was entertaining plus lolthatsjohnnydepp, yo. edit: saw it again, it's really not that good, but it's silly, which is a plus.

Silly comedy in which close to nothing is handled right. But hey, it's got Johnny Depp!

There are some genuine laughs to be found if you can stomach the dated, sexist humor and have patience for a plot that's a series of sketches, very similiar to an episode of Mr. Bean but with dumber protagonists and more nudity. But there's really no recommending this movie