Return of the Living Dead: Necropolis

This movie is like if somebody had the weird idea to make a zombie movie with a group of "Powers Rangers"/The "Scooby-Doo" gang, except without any cool powers, giant robot zords, or talking dog(s), yet still the not-"Umbrella Corporation" would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids and their collection of motocross, computer hacking, and kung-fu skills. However, that description really makes this cheap bastard of a sequel sound a lot better than it actually is.

Better than "Rave to the Grave", but severely lacking in quality, it does have more zombie killing action and less stupid people reactions--always a plus.

You could mistake whole chunks of this movie for a motorbike commercial.

A little better than its sequel, but so what? This is still utter crap.

This movie is really stupid, but it thinks it is only a little stupid. As if admitting that it sucks somehow makes it suck less; it doesn't. A movie ceases to be scary when I hate all the characters and want them to die; so this film utterly fails in the 2 major things (humor & horror) that made the original so good (and the second one, to a slightly lesser extent).

A forgettable garbage movie. The only thing I remember about this movie is a hilarious ATV riding montage. Seriously that scene is pretty awesome

First half is terrible, second half is also terrible but at least it has some actual zombies.

I knew I was in trouble when the first zombie seen is killed with a headshot HEY IDIOTS WHO MADE THIS DID YOU WATCH ANY OF THE OTHER FILMS. I hated everyone in this movie.

If you absolutely need some undead action, although I'd consider letting this one rot in the grave.

Honestly, I don't get the hate. Is this great or even good, not in the least but it is a decent low-budget zombie film. Check out Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (2005) or Day of the Dead (2008) if you want to see what an awful zombie film truly looks like. To me, the funniest part of the film is that the zombies talk more and most don't need to be shot in the head.

Better than RotLD5 but still leagues worse than the first 3, or pretty much any other z-flick for that matter.

I thought I might have overlooked something about these last two that were redeemable, but after Necropolis I don't think I can take the Rave one. This is the stupidest movie I have seen in a long time, and I'm a Troma fan. This would be a single-digit rating if they didn't have semi-competent makeup/effects work.