Robot Holocaust

Death by snu-snu

It's not a good film, but it's at least watchable and kept my interest in the first half until they spent the 2nd half in a janitor's boiler room basement. Angelika Jager is pretty but her line delivery is atrocious. It's a low budget movie but everyone seems devoted. I'd watch it again. Robots are weak to overhead bludgeoning. This film just hit the right spot for me for sci-fi post-apocalyptical camp. Fav scenes: pleasure machine; cave penis worms.

Difficult to quantify. It has this shot live for Saturday morning kids show feel to it with zero budget, unrehearsed scenes done in one take, and even sock puppets. It seems so childish and yet depicts a lot of adult material. Gets a higher ranking because of its sublime z-grade entertainment. They really made something special here.[MST3k seemed just as bewildered as the viewers with more of an ad libbed feel to the riffing then usual. Pretty good skits and invention exchange for season 1 too.]

Not one contraction in 80 minutes (so you know it's the future). This one started out slow, but its high-camp wackiness grew on me. Especially fun was Valaria, the Playboy bunny with the speech impediment ("Dark One, I can assure you they are all doomed"...lol). I also liked the manhating warrior chick and those two nebbishy slave guys and their conferences (as well as the C3PO knockoff). One humbling note for humanity: someday it may take a motley band led by Rick Springfield to save us all.

A confusing movie, with amazingly shitty acting, hand puppets and an annoying C-3PO. You wish he would just die, but that never happens, which sucks. Story makes no sense, if there even was one. The acting of Valaria is SO bad, it makes things interesting and scores high on the 'shittiest actors list'.

This terribly made cheap sci-fi movie is only enjoyable for the Z-movie levels of campy goodness. The film feels so amateurishly made that you begin to enjoy the movie the same way you would a middle school play. Enjoying everything more so for the effort being made than the actual performances, story, or effects. The film is most notable for, besides Angelika Jager, appearing on "Mystery Science Theater 3000" which should tell you all you need to know about the quality of the movie.

Saw this on Mystery Science Theater. But this would be hilarious even on its own.

Angelika Jager's delivery is easily the highlight of this film. Even her nude scene in the unedited version is too awkward to be sexy.

Really, really horrendous, amateurish and ridiculous. I can't believe how many reaction shots we get of the guy in the cardboard robot mask with the human-looking eyes painted on it (surprise surprise - he stays expressionless). Disregarding the fact that a filming crew actually shot this, this movie could just as well have been conceived, played out and designed by kids. There's a lot to laugh at here, and MST3K have a lot of fun with this one.

It's a very good good-bad movie because of how amateurish yet committed it is to it's numerous and complex bad ideas.

hilarious, so it's worth something.

One of the most incompetent low-budget sci-fi films I've ever seen. They spent all the budget on some costumes and then just winged the rest. It's the post-apocalypse yet you can see Midtown Manhattan in the background! Crazy.

Drags at times, most notably in the beginning, but when it gets going, it really gets going. Hilariously bad in so many ways.

This was way too boring.

Manhattan-shot clinker. Ed French did the budget makeups, which sometimes work, but the dopey story and wooden acting got this an early berth on the fledgling "Mystery Science Theater 3000" show.

Mst3k: 6/10