Robot Wars

This movie really shows how good Robot Jox was, because it has many of the same elements - the effects, the sense of humor, the worldbuilding and cynicism - but puts them together in a much less compelling way. The main conflict feels barely there, and the theoretical romance even more so. The stop-motion robots are fun, of course, and the '90s aesthetics are pleasing, especially when they get meta, but this is fundamentally skippable.

Seems like a bunch of guys in mid-80s beer commercials got together, watched Black Rain too many times, and then realized they owned the sequel rights to Robot Jox.

This boring shit would have only gotten a 9 if it weren't for the presence of the beautiful Barbara Crampton. Tits would have boosted my score by 10 more though :/