Scary Movie 5 (2013)
A couple begin to experience some unusual activity after bringing their newborn son home from the hospital. With the help of home-surveillance cameras and a team of experts, they learn they're being stalked by a nefarious demon.
Cast and Information
Directed By: Malcolm D. Lee
Written By: David Zucker, Pat Proft
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Molly Shannon, Snoop Dogg, Terry Crews, Lindsay Lohan, Ashley Tisdale, Katt Williams, Simon Rex, Darrell Hammond, Erica Ash, Lidia Porto, Gracie Whitton
Genre: Comedy
Franchise: Scary Movie
AKA: Scary MoVie
Country: USA
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Scary Movie 5 belongs to 11 collections
1. Films available in HD (collaborative: moderated by kubricksucks - 12 stars)
2. Sequel (collaborative: moderated by td888 - 9 stars)
3. Top 3000 movies with the most votes on IMDb (public: fanfic - 5 stars)
4. Worst of criticker (collaborative: moderated by avgcrtckr - 4 stars)
5. spoofs other movie(s) (collaborative: moderated by livelove - 2 stars)
6. Criticker Hates You (public: donkeyjelly - 1 star)
7. Reza Archive (public: reza899 - 1 star)
8. Scary Movie (collaborative: moderated by td888)
9. The Weinstein Company (collaborative: moderated by djross)
10. Visti al cinema (public: Rubens)
11. Jona cdtjes (public: medium123)
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| 11 |  |
BillyShears | 0 0th |
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Score reflects the laughs per minute, ha-ha. Saw this in a packed theater and you were able to hear a pin drop through most of it and I savoured every single moment.
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| 5 |  |
Bunken | 0 1st |
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People who pays money to see this seriously needs to rethink their lives. Nothing, and I repeat, nothing in this film is funny. I smiled 0 times!
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antidood1 | 60 35th |
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This movie might just make it to IMDb's bottom 100. That said, I laughed during this movie. Quite a lot of times actually. And since I'm not a movie critic, I don't care that it's not a good movie. It's a comedy and it made me laugh, so fuck me, I liked it. Yes, I liked this movie, and I feel very, very alone with my opinion.
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survivorfan | 76 41st |
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While not a shining moment in the series its still a funny parody film with enough to keep you entertained and amused as long as you don't take it too seriously.
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Leonardis | 4 0th |
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So bad that I had seriously forgotten that I watched it the next day. SCary Movie V is bad even by the standards of the series and parody movies. A laugh or two for me, but you would have to be really immature to laugh at all of these jokes. This franchise was dead years ago and should stay like this.
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philamental | 15 0th |
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Desperately unfunny. After the success of Paranormal Activity, a spoof actually had a lot of potential. Instead SM5s 'humour' focuses mostly on crap slapstick jokes which perfectly highlights the cash grab mentality of the entire production. This entry seems to have killed the franchise, which is a mercy killing if this is what we could have expected more of.
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Ross | 0 0th |
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I don't know what is worst. The movie or the fact that I sad through the entire 70 minutes. How can a comedy be this unfunny?
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Barthalen | 5 2nd |
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To be fair it's scarier than some of the films they're "parodying", mainly because this film includes a full three minutes of Lindsay Lohan. I can't even call it a parody since there are no jokes here. Just people falling down, hitting themselves, making goofy faces and there's a fart now and then. Shame on all of you, makers of Scary Movie 5. And shame on me for even making it to the end. The self-hate, it burns.
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Vandelay1 | 10 5th |
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bad movie
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muzak66 | 6 2nd |
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Unoriginal but 6 pts for Ashley Tisdale
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Gideon | 1 16th |
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So bad it's... still bad.
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Matthew Parkinson (CineMarter) | 50 47th |
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Is Scary Movie 5 a success? Not really, but then apart from the first film, none of them truly are. Save for Scary Movie 2, which was mostly an unfunny bore, they've all had a moderate amount of laughs scattered through a really short running time. That's about all that you need in a spoof movie. Am I laughing a reasonable amount of times? The answer is "yes." It's not good, but it's funny enough that you probably won't regret the just-over-an-hour you spend with it.
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| 1 | jthusky | 3 1st |
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Miserable. Why?
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wadalklakla | 15 1st |
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WoooW , OMG.....what the hell was that?...... dumb , hollow , and unbelievably offensive.
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Ryan Lueders (ReelRyan) | 50 8th |
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This parody-fest starts off ok with some good self-deprecating humor done by Lohan and Sheen. Then when it actually attempts to parody real movies it falls flat on it's face, hard. I guess if I can give any advice watch Mama, Paranormal Activity, The Evil Dead and Black Swan and you'll get 95% of the jokes. The best part of this film was the outtakes. I actually laughed during those. Otherwise this movie isn't funny. I was hoping Ashley Tisdale would have brought more to this movie, but no.
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| Average Percentile 9.25% from 665 Ratings |  |