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Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

2002
Comedy, Sci-fi
Direct-to-Video
1h 39m
Twenty-four million years ago, Megalodon was a 20 tonne killing machine with a 10 foot gaping bite. When two researchers discover a colossal shark's tooth off the Mexican coast their worst fears surface - the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path. Now they must hunt the fierce killer and destroy it... before there is no one left to stop its reign of terror! (imdb)
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Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

2002
Comedy, Sci-fi
Direct-to-Video
1h 39m
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Rated 18 May 2008
1
12th
"But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy." Funniest line of dialogue ever.
Rated 22 Nov 2008
4
28th
It takes you home and eats your pussy.
Rated 22 Apr 2012
50
24th
some site indicated it as the worst shark-movie ever. i can not agree to that, it's actually pretty decent compared to gems like sand shark, land shark, gay shark and single-mother-trying-to-get-by-shark.
Rated 08 Apr 2012
20
23rd
Starts off quite boring and lame, but after a while it makes a 180 degree turn and holy shit: the cursing starts, hilarious lines, and, son of a beetch!, a goddamn huge shark swallowing people and shit. Gotta love the BULL-FUCKING-SHIT growling of that shark too. And what a manly way to seduce a woman! Men, that line is a lesson to all of you who are trying to get it awn
Rated 17 Apr 2012
50
12th
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc
Rated 29 Aug 2008
5
3rd
I watch this movie when I'm really tired, but also really wired.
Rated 03 Aug 2015
22
0th
It's a bad movie. But you knew that already, the question is whether it's a funny bad movie or a tedious bad movie? Some sections are in the funny bad movie category, but the stretches of just plain bad are pretty long.
Rated 18 Nov 2011
11
2nd
Essentially the porn version of Jaws 3D, except with no actual porn in it. The ultra-awful CGI, the script, the way most women in the movie don't even get dialogue but just coo like dirty Teletubbies... Hilariously bad.
Rated 10 Nov 2012
50
30th
Much overrated in it's badness. Apart from "I'm really wired" and few hilarious death scenes that everybody saw on YT, there's not much to see here - just a completely mediocre and unmemorable shark film.
Rated 28 Apr 2009
30
0th
Terrible, but still worth watching because it's so damn ridiculous.
Rated 08 Apr 2012
10
5th
I love how this movie, that takes place in Mexico, features almost no Mexicans. Only Americans with horrible Mexican dialogue dubbed in. For shame, America!
Rated 18 Dec 2014
8
2nd
If you're a fan of Jaws, but would prefer it having abysmal CGI effects and a shark that just can't keep its own size consistent, as well as laughable dialogue, you'll find much to love here!
Rated 20 Sep 2016
43
10th
Decided to watch this when I was feeling a little wired, but found that it wasn't enough to carry me through the movie. Fell asleep at least twice.
Rated 08 Jan 2011
50
10th
Who knew a shark movie could jump the shark for shark movies?
Rated 02 Feb 2010
1
8th
Hilarious. Has one of the worst yet most amusing lines ever. The 'shark attacks' themselves are worthy of a look just to see how bad they are.
Rated 07 Jun 2014
18
1st
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc
Rated 19 Jan 2010
49
21st
Giant grunting sharks terrorize stupid white people around Mexico.
Rated 17 Sep 2007
15
0th
crap
Rated 16 Jun 2008
75
32nd
I haven't actually seen this but it has a giant shark so I know in my heart of hearts that I will love it with embarassing fervor.
Rated 07 Aug 2010
22
32nd
The only thing I remember about this film is the "eat your pussy" line. If that is the only thing I remember - an overwhelmingly out of place piece of improvised dialog that was inexplicably left in - what does it say for, oh I dunno, the giant shark that attacks people ?
Rated 07 May 2019
25
6th
Wow yeah this one was bad. A couple fun shark kills and really shitty mid-nineties late night cable sex scenes. The over dubbing was laughably bad.
Rated 25 Mar 2024
20
2nd
Better than expected to be honest. The face close ups were very strange and often the expression were not matching the dialogue/situation. It will always be remember for the line "But you know I'm really wired. What do you say I... take you home and eat your pussy."

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