Silver Hawk

Ouch, Michelle Yeoh -- a goddess by any standard -- produced this thing herself? So much corn you need to live next door to a dairy farm to keep up. Even her costume is terrible.

Caught this on TV and genuinely believed it was dubbed into English, which might have explained the awkward corny script, but it turned out the audio sync was just way out. One of those films that's so bad it's good in the right mood. Good for a Sunday afternoon vegging out on the sofa.