Simon Sez

Hands down one of the worst movies ever Dane Cook WHAT Dennis Rodman are you KIDDING me... just AWFUL!!!!!

Wait, let me guess. Dennis Rodman saw the blockbuster that was Kazaam and just knew he could outdraw Shaq at the box office? Or did he think he'd be to the late 90's what Kareem AbdulJabbar was to the late 70's? Well, either way, he was wrong.

Well, this comes to show how increasingly and rapidly stupid Hollywood is becoming, feeding our eyes crap like this.

Although certainly nowhere near the fun mess that was "Double Team"(1997), I found all the terrible comedy in this quasi-not-sequel far more boring than infuriating. While probably the byproduct of lowering my expectations for the movie to subterranean levels, I didn't really hate the movie like I thought I would. However also, while I personally don't really hate Dane Cook, this is easily his schtick at its absolute worse. Still, there's a compelling train wreck like quality to the whole thing.

The acting talents of Dennis Rodman paired up with the comedic talents of Dane Cook. It's as if they purposely tried to come up with the worst buddy cop casting possible.

Nick must die. Dennis Rodman is an ugly motherfucker. The plot of the film I thought was a bit confusing and the comedy elements made me want to stab people (Nick). Micro is the fat one - that's good comedy right there.

argh..

I saw the last 20 minutes of this and that was enough to know how stupid it is.

No, Dennis. Just no. Watch for the fat monk's obvious stunt double in his "cute" fight scene.

It's official: This is one of the worst movies of the 1990s!

This gets my vote for the worst movie ever made. Even if you disagree, you have to admit it's in the conversation.