Simon Sez (1999)
A tattooed Interpol agent helps an old classmate find the kidnapped daughter of a computer software tycoon. (imdb)
Cast and Information
Directed By: Kevin Elders
Written By: Moshe Diamant, Rudy Cohen
Starring: Dane Cook, Dennis Rodman, John Pinette, Ricky Harris, Natalia Cigliuti, Emma Sjöberg
Genre: Action
Country: Belgium, Germany, USA
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1. Worst of criticker (collaborative: moderated by avgcrtckr - 4 stars)
2. Nostalgia Critic Episodes (collaborative: moderated by KirkJiggler - 4 stars)
3. Criticker Hates You (public: donkeyjelly - 1 star)
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TripleSH | 4 1st |
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Wait, let me guess. Dennis Rodman saw the blockbuster that was Kazaam and just knew he could outdraw Shaq at the box office? Or did he think he'd be to the late 90's what Kareem AbdulJabbar was to the late 70's? Well, either way, he was wrong.
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muzak66 | 0 0th |
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Hands down one of the worst movies ever Dane Cook WHAT Dennis Rodman are you KIDDING me... just AWFUL!!!!!
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Jeb | 0 2nd |
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Well, this comes to show how increasingly and rapidly stupid Hollywood is becoming, feeding our eyes crap like this.
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burnmp3s | 3 0th |
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The acting talents of Dennis Rodman paired up with the comedic talents of Dane Cook. It's as if they purposely tried to come up with the worst buddy cop casting possible.
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DaWolfey | 14 14th |
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Nick must die. Dennis Rodman is an ugly motherfucker. The plot of the film I thought was a bit confusing and the comedy elements made me want to stab people (Nick). Micro is the fat one - that's good comedy right there.
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TimeCapsule | 28 15th |
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Although certainly nowhere near the fun mess that was "Double Team"(1997), I found all the terrible comedy in this quasi-not-sequel far more boring than infuriating. While probably the byproduct of lowering my expectations for the movie to subterranean levels, I didn't really hate the movie like I thought I would. However also, while I personally don't really hate Dane Cook, this is easily his schtick at its absolute worse. Still, there's a compelling train wreck like quality to the whole thing.
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| Average Percentile 6.16% from 140 Ratings |  |