Ski Hard

When smiling dolt Willie Jones clicks on his skis, something magical happens... Willie's I.Q. barely reaches the teens, but he himself always reaches the bottom of the slope, with grace and great speed. He decides to enter a race against five opponents -- a horny hunk, a moaning mama's boy, a grunge-tinged juvenile delinquent, a souse ex-Olympian skier, and a ski instructor-girltoy -- down the infamous "Kamikaze Run." The spoils include $500,000 and a bodacious blonde babe. To win, Willie ha (mooviees.com/19363-ski-hard/movie)