Sleepaway Camp

You know a movie is REALLY GAY when the oh my god that girl has a penis reveal is the straightest thing in the movie. Oh my God. I think the costumes for the boys and girls got mixed up and no one cared.

Watched & graded as one of those films that's so bad it's great. Like The Room, this doesn't disappoint in the least & has to be seen to be believed. It's tempting to say this is Friday the 13th as directed by Ed Wood, but the sensibility here is 1 of a kind: sexual menace seeps from every scene, (which is extra bizarre given that the teens in this are junior high level)& the director actually has some imagination for shooting murders. Unfortunately he can't draw a decent performance from anyone

Makes Meatballs look like Wet Hot American Summer. Wait... This movie has its fair share of fantastic one-liners and also one very surprising one-donger.

Not since the first time I saw "Fight Club"(1999) has there been a time where I was more depressed at the end of seeing a movie after already having the twist ending spoiled for me. Although certainly noteworthy for other weird, grimy, short-short wearing cheese, the "whodunit?" and infamous final reveal are really what make this slasher a must-see cult classic.

A must-see slasher film. For its off-the-charts weirdness and political incorrectness. For the fashion sense among the older kids which also has to be seen to be believed. And, of course, for the bafflingly deranged and quite terrifying ending.