Snakes on a Train

This is the antithesis of the typical Asylum movie. Not at all funny but the effects are decent. What a mindfuck.

Dodgy Mexican accents, dodgy effects, dodgy plot. Good ending, though.

Very funny at parts, although unintentionally. Which makes it better than Snakes on a Plane.

This movie gives you region to pull your hair & beat your own head for giving decision to see this movie.

No redeeming value. It's not even funny. Just sad.

It gets a 20 for doing the 'so bad it's funny' thing

I tried to give this movie a chance...I was more than fair..this movie is boring, and so absurd....i could not ever in my life admit to even watching this...if this was a free online burn dont waste the disc

Overall Enjoyment: 15/40, Plot/Themes: 0/20, Cinematography/Direction: 0/20, Acting/Writing: 5/20

Terrible movie. One of the worst SyFy's I've EVER seen. Sleep enducing piece of shit. The soundmix is so awful, usually it's ok and then suddenly BAM, IT'S SO LOUD THEY FUCK UP YOUR HEARING. Most of the time you can't understand what Snakelady says. The people look like they have to crap most of the time. And the ending.. woooooooow the ending.. it must be one of the worst I've ever seen in my life

I find it better than Snakes On A Plane!

Not only does it NOT make sense, it doesn't even have entertaining nonsense. Perhaps the most boring Asylum movie yet.