Suburban Commando

With Arnold, we forgive his inability to remember lines longer than 4 words because he is a cuddly muscleman with a cool accent from lands tramontane. Hulk Hogan's just a retard.

A documentary about Hulk Hogan. I've always had a feeling he was an alien

HULK HOGAN VS THE UNDERTAKER ON SCREEN.

I would be remiss if I ever disrespected the Hulkster by giving a movie he was in single digits, regardless of wheher it deserves it or not.

Hulk Hogan really is one of the least attractive humanoids on this planet, isn't he?

ANTI-FREEZE! I'm so going to spray myself with de-icer next time it gets cold. Preferably right in the eyes so I won't be able to watch this again.

An AMAZING performance by Hulk Hogan.

Pretty pointless late 80s / early 90s orientated flick! Most of the gags weren't even funny, and the plot, well it was pretty non-existent and poorly put together.

Hulk Hogan is absolutely atrocious in one of the stupidest movies ever committed to film.

Probably a few laughs for the kids, and possibly some unintentional ones for the grown ups. It's a Hulk Hogan movie, what did you expect?

Got to be one of the worst films ever made. Hulk Hogan, do I need to say more.

Wow, so I'm not the only one who thought Hulk Hogan was out of this world?

You get a 16 for having the nerdy guy squeeze the enemy guy's balls with a power glove.

This movie must only exist because Hulk Hogan lost a wager to Sly Stallone. But Mr. America got the last laugh as he won the subsequent double or nothing wager forcing the Italian Stallion to star in a film with an even dumber premise - Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot...

F

While this movie is arguably more famous from the awesome review given to it by The Nostalgic Critic, than anything that it itself did, I do have to give it credit for some amazing laughs. It's obviously my kind of humor, and it doesn't surprise me that I only see 20 green-spectrum reviews out of my top 250. It's a bad movie, there's no getting around it, but it's too damn funny to hate on it. It gets a lowest-end Average from me due to its consistent ability to make me laugh. Cudos, Cappello.

I WAS FROZEN TODAY

So stupidly, incredibly, unbelievably, fun that I have to give it props. It's Hulk Hogan and this movie is terrible, but I would still watch it.

I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!

In this day and age, it's actually fairly weird to think just how famous Hulk Hogan was in the early 90s that so many shitty films were made just to have him them somehow. Contrived, stupid, pointless. Still better than Showgirls though.

Holy shit, this was bad.

Lmao+undertakerlool+somanysillygagjokeslool+antifreeze!lool+loolundertakerlittlegirlvoice+getagoldfishlol+leaveswithsecretaryhebuttedheadswithlol

There is no such thing as a necessary Hulk Hogan film.

they say Hogan met The Undertaker on the set of this movie and brought him to WWF. huge historical importance (if true)

A surprisingly entertaining movie to watch. It's undeniably stupid, but it's broad humor will appeal to it's target audience, children, and it's unintended audience, adults who like watching bad movies.

Guhhhh

Hogan's over-the-top acting fits very well in the world of wrestling; it does not translate on to the big screen at all. At the very lowest levels, this film could entertain in the same vein of a Troma film, but even those films have an excuse. Save this one for a 10-day blizzard...hopefully the power will go out anyway!

Lots of cheese, but enough of my kind of humor to enjoy watching it every year. Hulk Hogan is surprisingly funny. Hey! I love realistic movies, but they don't have to be realistic if they're funny! My main complaint is that Shelley Duvall and Christopher Lloyd should have been given more screen time, and more funny lines. They're two of my favorite actors.

wow, Hulk Hogan, Sci fi hero. who knew? I wished I didn't

Even as a kid I knew this was pretty bad...

Very poor.

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The only reason this got any points at all is the fact that I was, in fact,frozen today.

bad movie

gets an extra point for civil vandalism

One of the worst movies ever made. Does not deserve a rewatch :))

I was Frozen TODAY! That's all I have to say about this.

The Hulkster's best!

Pretty bad

The film was really awful, really bad, never really entertaining, just dumb.