Super Mario Bros.

Fascinating in its awfulness. I can't give it a bottom score because I just couldn't take my eyes off the sheer grotesque spectacle before me. I would never, ever recommend this movie to the casual moviegoer, but to connoisseurs of trash cinema, it's a freaking goldmine. Game over, man. Game over.

So many disparate elements collide, largely through endless rewrites and conflicting visions, to form a product so entirely removed from the source material that it can only be viewed with utter bemusement. Impressive special effects and elaborate production design are wasted upon narrative, dialogue and characters that are startlingly awful. Hoskins’ comments on the film sum it up beautifully.

Everybody even remotely involved with this movie was high.

That part where Mario goes through the sex clubs looking for Luigi set to 'In to Deep' felt like it was from some other movie, because that would totally happen in this sick twisted kids movie.

"Hey Mario?" "What Luigi?" "Hows about we suck ass and make fun of old school stereotypes?" "Sounds like a plan, Luigi!" "Mama Mia!"