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Surf Nazis Must Die

Surf Nazis Must Die

1987
Comedy, Drama
1h 23m
When the grandson of a gun wielding woman is murdered by neo-nazi surf punks in the post-apocalyptic future, this grandma hunts them down for some bloodthirsty revenge. (imdb)
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Surf Nazis Must Die

1987
Comedy, Drama
1h 23m
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Avg Percentile 17.1% from 181 total ratings

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Rated 15 Dec 2012
16
3rd
Probably one of the greatest titles ever. However, you spend the entire movie waiting for some surf nazis to die and by the time it happens it's not funny or campy in the slightest, and then the movie ends. Apparently lots of long slow-motion shots of people surfing was more important to the filmmakers than actually delivering on what they promised.
Rated 26 Sep 2007
1
10th
With a great title like "Surf Nazis Must Die," a film had better kick all sorts of ass. This is actually pretty boring.
Rated 28 Oct 2010
82
85th
One of the most kick-ass movies of the trash genre! The score alone on this movie is electrifying, it's packed with tension and would befit any horror classic. The shoot also benefited from California's glorious light quality which pervades every frame. The story is as thin as you might expect but the writers at least conjured up a creative dystopian scenario and some colourful characters to inhabit it. The comedic angle is exploited to good effect. "Taste some of Momma's home cooking, Adolf!"
Rated 23 Oct 2010
16
6th
You know, with that name, you wouldn't think this movie *could* be boring. ...and you'd be wrong.
Rated 13 Jun 2008
50
42nd
How can you not love a movie with this title. Well, the fact that it's basicly trash helps. But damn it, if this movie doesn't have bucketloads of charm and baskets worth of balls. "Dear Adolf. There's some gnarly shit headed your way."
Rated 19 Jan 2010
10
1st
The difference between genuinely atrocious movies and those with camp appeal is that camp films know they're bad. The fact that this movie is so terrifyingly bad and also comes off like the director thinks he's Tarantino is almost beyond belief. This movie is so bad it goes back around to good, then back around again to bad again.
Rated 25 Oct 2010
0
1st
THIS... MOVIE... IS... BORING!
Rated 24 Nov 2010
10
0th
Well, the title is much more fun than the movie itself.
Rated 21 Jun 2008
10
0th
Holy shit. This film is probably the film equivolent of the Holocaust, except with a lot more stock footage of water. The novelty of the title is the only reason it gets anything higher than a negative score.
Rated 17 Mar 2015
32
8th
No argument there, but must they first spend an interminable hour surfing?
Rated 03 Feb 2012
60
27th
How do you rate a movie such as this, which is in the so-bad-it's-good category? (although perhaps intentionally so) Good for dumb late night fun, '80s style, and some good laughs.
Rated 04 Jan 2011
1
1st
so boring
Rated 27 Feb 2010
58
29th
The title and the poster promise a lot but it's mostly very disappointing. The last fifteen minutes save a lot though.
Rated 23 Aug 2013
6
34th
Shot well and has a great soundtrack. One of the better Troma acquisitions. Of course, it doesn't live up to that phenomenal poster.
Rated 25 Oct 2012
30
10th
A disappointment, terribly boring.
Rated 23 Feb 2010
0
0th
Pretty big piece of crap. Stay away from it, don't let the title deceive you.
Rated 17 Mar 2017
0
0th
It is by far the worst movie I have ever seen. It is also probably the worst movie that has been made. And that will be made, ever. Actually, it is so utterly bad, that if you try to think of any scene from the movie, the mere process of visualizing it in your head makes the scene better that it is. There are no two moments in this movie where one would be even slightly better than the other. I mean it. You can't make such bad movies. Shooting random scenes will look better. Respect.
Rated 25 Apr 2020
10
5th
Maybe for five minutes I'm interested and thinking this movie has potential...but once it gets going, there's almost nothing redeeming about it.
Rated 08 May 2020
25
0th
This isn't so bad it's good. This is so bad, it's garbage.
Rated 28 Sep 2021
80
73rd
Synth? Nazis? Must buy! Definitely the best synth soaked Troma/exploitation/revenge/surf film featuring a van with a dorsal fin and a vengeful granny riding a Harley that I’ve ever seen. “Taste some of mama’s home cookin’ Adolf!”
Rated 10 Nov 2021
10
3rd
yawn
Rated 13 Jul 2022
0
1st
Damn I thought I was gonna like this one a lot more but this ended up being one of the most boring movies I've ever watched. With a title like "Surf Nazis Must Die" I was hooked, well that was pretty much it for this one. I feel like this is also pretty anti-climactic. I love myself from some shlock but this shit puts me to sleep.
Rated 16 Mar 2023
93
79th
Is it good bad trash? So bad it is actually good? Did I watch this while drinking? Was I taken in by wonderfully cheesy one liners, the actually fantastic score, and the eclectic gangs? Yeah. This could only have existed at the apex of 1980s low budget garbage cinema.
Rated 09 Jul 2023
40
14th
I don't think I have ever seen a film that takes so long to get to the point. It is a revenge film but the revenge doesn't happen until more than half way into the film. The revenge is pretty good. The rest is crap.

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