Surf Ninjas

Surf Ninjas

1993
Comedy
1h 27m
Two Asian-American "surfer-dude" brothers discover they are the long lost princes from a China Sea Island... (imdb)
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Surf Ninjas

1993
Comedy
1h 27m
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Rated 04 Mar 2017
78
40th
Guilty pleasure par excellence. QUAN-SU!
Rated 06 Aug 2007
65
38th
Everybody rags on the magical video game system, or on Rob Schneider, or on the fact that there is an entire movie based on the idea of ninjas who surf. Nobody rags on the idea of casting Leslie Nielsen as an East Asian warlord.
Rated 30 May 2017
51
40th
A disastrous product of its time, the 90's. This stupid fun premise for a kid's film sadly, was just comfortably dumb. Unfortunately the insane campy bizarre Asian cyborg warlord Leslie Nelson, isn't really fun enough to carry this 90's buzz-words cash-in attempt. Extreme surfer dudes must fight ninjas with only the power of their destiny and their exclusive Sega Game Gear. Honestly, besides the insanity of Rob Schneider being cast as a teenager, he isn't that horrible inside this mess.
Rated 15 Feb 2009
20
6th
Surf Ninjas must die !
Rated 09 Jan 2012
20
10th
The Rob Schneider Project - day 1. In an attempt to understand true madness, we willingly expose our brains to as many R. Schneider films as possible. What we won't do for science... Surf Ninjas, as an introductory specimen, caused some slight rage and nausea but mostly enhanced a sense of sleepiness. Probable cause: lame-ass plot regarding kids and surfing and ninjas. God, the 90's sucked. Schneider-annoyance factor: 6.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
76
25th
Lame, but incredibly watchable kids flick.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
42
4th
This movie is so funny. Of course, not on purpose. Have you ever thought of Rob Schnider as a ninja? A surfing ninja? It's no big surprise if the answer is no. Oh man, this movie is nuts.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
49
16th
Leslie Neilson. Rob Schneider. A One eyed Ninja. A Sega Game Gear with a magical game. I did sense there was a glimmer of potential here, but alas it was wasted. I laughed AT this movie, not at the jokes. Don't waste your time here like I did - move along
Rated 14 Aug 2007
45
22nd
So many stupid ideas crammed into one movie, it's perversely entertaining.
Rated 04 Jan 2008
40
22nd
Game Boy>Game Gear
Rated 27 Dec 2008
74
36th
Nostalgia leaves me remembering that this movie was awesome. I don't think I ever want to see it again in fear of having that ruined for me.
Rated 09 Jan 2012
21
25th
So it begins; the Schneider quest. Watch all Schneider movies (according to Crittie). This movie was terribly unfunny, including a red-head Rob Schneider and a Leslie Nielsen as the villain. Those kids were extremely punchable, egocentric and really annoying. God that young one REALLY needed some whacking around
Rated 14 Aug 2007
76
35th
Pure cheese. Leslie Nielsen as the villain? A Beach Boys loving monk?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
5
2nd
They could have at least thought of a better title to maybe trick people into thinking they were spending their time watching something good here.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
22
1st
"I'd cut him... but I don't have a knife." That line took about 3 seconds to deliver. It was the only worthwhile 3 seconds of this movie.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
30
3rd
What the fucking shit?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
1
5th
I gotta get my hands on that Game Gear man!
Rated 16 Sep 2007
25
3rd
Bad movie
Rated 07 Nov 2008
61
8th
Haha. The threads of logic throughout this film are so laughably thin, but it's so rich in 90's culture that it's hard not to enjoy it for nostalgic reasons.
Rated 21 Jan 2009
10
6th
oh god, NO!
Rated 07 Feb 2010
14
0th
A movie about little kids who are Ninjas that surf? Awesome!! Wait, no, not awesome.
Rated 04 Jun 2010
22
14th
Rob Schneider...
Rated 05 Sep 2010
15
13th
the 90's...
Rated 16 Jun 2012
78
44th
Nostalgia
Rated 31 Aug 2013
29
1st
Everything that I don't want in a movie.
Rated 27 Jul 2022
40
3rd
Ofmeecroblol-baburum:P+barelypaidattention+ilikedwhenleslienielsengottothephonetooslowthenwaslikedamnwhennextguywasnttheone:P

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