Sword of the Valiant: The Legend of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight

Sean Connery with the codpiece and his tits out, and he and half the bad guys' armours looking like Christmas tree decorations. A lot of liberties taken with the story, though there were points with the fights showed some actual techniques (tripping the other to the ground, using daggers, swinging the sword by the blade like a bat). Too bad the rest is cheesy and painful and long, and unable to pick between bad comedy and bad drama.

Sean fucking Connery.

One of the best bad movies ever and a personal favorite. It features an all-star cast and follows the classic tale not at all. Over the top characters, a ludicrous story, and laughably 80's special effects make this one a pleasure to watch if you're into high camp fare, but not so much if historical accuracy, or compelling drama is your thing.

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Dear lord.... What did I just watch?