Taxi

How Jimmy Fallon gets work as an entertainer is beyond me. Also, how one of the members of The State and the guy responsible for The Fifth Element wrote this crap is also beyond me.

I am at a complete loss for snide remarks. They were swallowed by the vacuous hole that is Jimmy Fallon's acting ability. Ah, wait. One escaped.

Manure. Steaming, fly ridden manure.

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fucking trash...

One of the stupidest things I've ever tried to watch.

This remake of the amazing French car action movie of the same name doesn't do it's predecessor justice. Jimmy Fallon shows up to be his normal likable self in this leading role. Queen Latifah shows up to let everybody know why she can cross any boundary that Hollywood sets up for her. This might have been the very movie that moved her into the mainstream consciousness. There is nothing really revolutionary about this movie. The story is blah. The acting is pretty blah. The jokes were blah.

Enjoyably light and silly action film is powered by Latifah and Fallon’s surprising comic chemistry and equally fluid direction of the action and dialogue scenes by Story. If it can’t quite maintain its momentum right to the end, it’s still a fun ride; while it couldn’t be accused of being a subversive text, it is interesting that all of the major roles run against the typical ethnic and gender stereotypes that you would expect, giving it an added dose of freshness.

Annoying "Queen".

Movies that promote themselves as comedy are supposed to make you laugh right? Or at least attempt something resembling humor?

Pointless and utterly horrible. Yes, it is 0 score type bad. Do yourself a favor and don't watch it.

Why does americans have to remake every goddamn succesful europian movie. Taxi in Luke Besson's production in france was one of the greatest europian relaxation comedies in the 90ties. This shit is worse than remake of Les Visitours... Hollywood go to hell!

First of all, I should say not to bother in the first place with seeing this film. Taxi has an awful premise, and it seems that the film makers though putting attractive women in lingerie would save it. Well, not this time. Utter crapulence!

Buckle up for safety.

Take two of the worst actors you can find, how can you not fail? Should never have been touched by American hands.

Original and fun euro-action

average action flick

Stupid, badly acted, looks ugly and did I mention it's stupid?

Fun in a dumb way.

#00s#, popcorn, story

I didn't see this movie by choice; it was sort of forced upon me as member of a captive audience. Had I the opportunity to choose, however, I'd opt to have glass rods inserted into my tear ducts, while being sodomized with a hockey stick wrapped in razor wire. Although both options elicit the exact same physical sensations, at least the latter would have been by choice.

Entirely forgettable.

Is like Spongebob Opposite Day, but awful

Really poor attempt at humor.

Oh god I've actually seen this movie. Some memories can only be repressed for so long.

ZERO ZERO A MILLION TIMES ZERO

I'll take the subway.....

French :-!

I really like the scene where Giselle Bundchen gropes, er, frisks Jennifer Esposito, I really don't like anything else.

Jimmy Falon was the reason I saw this movie...and also the reason I disliked it.

A movie so bad I forgot it existed.

I saw this movie accidentally, expecting the french Luc Besson version. I was about to be very disappointed. Queen Latifah, please die allready.

Waste of film.

funny

tried to compile all three taxis in to one this on sucks after seeing the others

Stop putting Jimmy Fallon where other people can see him

probably my favorite movie of all time

ugh.

average

Queen Latifah should never be allowed to drive!

Horrible remake!

Three reasons this movie got a 30. 1. Gisele Bündchen feeling up Jennifer Esposito. 2. Jennifer Esposito getting felt up by Gisele Bündchen. 3. Jimmy Fallon's line while changing clothes outside the car that Queen Latifah is sitting in. "Didn't see my nads, did ya?" Other than that... All crap.

"The film's labored attempts at titillating sexiness is reminiscent of a mediocre Maxim magazine celebrity-skin spread." - Nick Schager

There is something wrong with this film, and I cannot quite put my finger on what it is. The two main characters exist in the film, but things seem to happen around them. Even though they do things that are important to the story, it is like they are ghosts. I suppose the issue is they are so enormously different to the other characters (who are all played straight) in what would otherwise be a normal film, that they seem unreal.

I love Queen Latifah...but this wasn't her best movie

bad movie

I guess Hollywood banks on the fact that there are many, many people that out there that will pay to see a terrible movie. Fortunately I wasn't one of those people. Insomnia. HBO. Enough said.

meh...it was on tv so i watched it and didn't change it

Stupid. I don't really care for either Queen Latifah or Jimmy Fallon.

J'ai bien aimé le concept de ce film. Je pourrais le regarder en boucle.

The bad performance of the leading man and incompetence of the director make the movie can not be neither a comedy nor arrest the attention for action.

Why make a remake of the original, just to strip it of all the subtleties and turn into another hollywood pulp.