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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

2014
Comedy, Sci-fi
1h 41m
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Avg Percentile 21.59% from 1388 total ratings

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Rated 10 Aug 2014
45
15th
I just watched four fun turtles jump out of the sewers only to land in piles of garbage.
Rated 13 Mar 2015
28
14th
Obviously this movie is aimed at kids, but I feel there's a deeper, sadder layer here: the turtles behave like sexual predators and almost OD on adrenaline. Will Arnett is the male audience stand-in, a pathetic guy who thinks he's the shit. Females are either evil or eye-candy. ..I think this movie is meant to also appeal to rich assholes that grew up in the 80's and only like things they already know. You know, the Michael Bays. Everyone rolls down a mountain of coke for chrissakes!
Rated 08 Aug 2014
5
3rd
I didn't know underground sewer payphones came up as "April O'Neil" on caller ID.
Rated 20 Mar 2015
30
13th
It didn't really offend me, but it did even less to impress me. If I saw this with, like, a child, and said child was, like, still alive, I'd be all: "Hey kid! Wanna watch James Cameron's 'The Terminator' instead?" I just don't know. The lesson here is two-fold: 1. Feed kids like you would yourself or apparently they die. 2. What kind of childhood are we giving future generations? Oh! Hey! Hey there! Don't worry, I'm not really allowed near children, and I'm a law abiding citizen.
Rated 03 Sep 2014
50
29th
Could've been much worse. The kinetic action down a snowy hill was fun. I thought Arnett was good, but he - as anybody would - stands in the shadow of Elias Koteas' Casey Jones from the brilliant original.
Rated 12 Sep 2014
55
29th
I might be too generous, but having expected MUCH worse, I left with a feeling of relief. It will never be as good as the '90 version, but it was leaps and bounds better than the sequels. I feel like Michael Bay just made me a horrible drawing and now he wants me to hang it up on the fridge. Look at him, he's so proud. Who am I to kill his dream? (Pads Michael Bay on the head.) Nice movie Michael. I'm so proud of you. Look I'll pin it up here right next to Battleship. Now run out and play.
Rated 26 Oct 2014
34
14th
The opening prologue inspired a marathon hour and forty-five minute round of Fruit Ninja, which is probably why I didn't rate this lower.
Rated 25 Sep 2020
76
57th
Only seven years after the last attempt to reanimate one of my childhood cartoons, I wasn't too keen on the idea of the modern Bay-style blockbuster rendition of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles". When I get bored, though, I tend to watch stuff I don't think I'll like--who am I kidding? I do it when I'm not bored too. But to tell the truth, while it's no work of art, this movie is plenty entertaining, and in my book, that's a successful blockbuster. It never aimed for more, so why expect more?
Rated 10 Aug 2014
80
67th
I'm going to go against a lot of people here, but I don't see what's so terribly wrong about this movie. Yes, the writing is pretty messy (though the plot itself is only generic, not bad), with some plot holes that should have been fixed but don't ruin the movie. Is solid writing really the focus on a movie like this? It has GREAT over-the-top action, some emotion, good visuals, and it was quite funny, with only a few cheesy moments. It was a thrill ride with characters I love.
Rated 10 Aug 2014
68
9th
This is the one that everybody hated? I liked this better than the fourth film. I will admit though, there is a far share of flaws. Megan Fox isn't too good in this, but I always like Finchner, and I love Will Arnett in anything. Also, the writing is bad and everything is totally rushed. Low character development, but just a little, and you know what? The action scenes weren't the worst, you can do much worse, and I liked the scene on the mountain with the cars. Not good, but enjoyable.
Rated 21 Aug 2014
45
9th
An interesting direction in the Transformers series where all the Autobots and Decepticons (except one) have been transformed into green ninjas vaguely representative of some of my childhood heroes.
Rated 08 Aug 2014
45
18th
Very hard for me to review this in a way that won't make me sound like a raging nerd. I will say I don't see how anyone who doesn't have any allegiance to the turtles could enjoy this at all. The plot and writing are very lazy and generic.
Rated 08 Aug 2014
40
31st
I laughed a lot. I liked the action. The turtles were funny. The plot was a mess. The ending was a letdown. Fans of the franchise will probably be mad at some of the changes. The action was fine. The two biggest names that people love to hate didn't ruin anything. All in all, it was a timekiller movie. If it's on cable some night and I'm not doing anything, I might just flick it on, even if just for background noise.
Rated 08 Aug 2014
1
0th
There was literally. No joke. No exaggeration. A Pizza Hut commercial in the middle of the movie. It probably took up 30 seconds. Michael Bay was already in a class of bad that hardly anyone reaches, but he's really managed to push himself and make himself worse. It's kind of impressive. I don't particularly like the designs they went with for the TMNT, but the quality of the 3D was still really good.
Rated 09 Aug 2014
80
51st
This is summer fun at its best. If not for the nostalgia of having grown up with the Turtles perhaps I might have thought twice about seeing this film. However that being said I thoroughly enjoyed the action and the classic personalities given to the Turtles. Megan Fox even proved to be a good lead, I didn't find too many instances where things seemed overly forced or cheesy. A solid summer film that will no doubt spawn a sequel and why not? This one was fun on many levels.
Rated 10 Aug 2014
70
42nd
Afraid I can't jump on the "fuck this movie" bandwagon. I'm no fan of Mr. Bay, and there are totally some moments where you shake & scratch your head, or out-and-out cringe. They really play up the "teenage" aspect, be prepared for that, and I didn't REALLY like Donatello's personality. I won't say that I loved all the creative choices made. That being said, this was such undeniable fun. It's sweet, sweet candy, but it's organic so it's still KINDA good for you. Don't believe the negative hype.
Rated 13 Aug 2014
35
34th
Even nostalgia couldn't save this movie for me. They should have subtitled the movie "The April O'Neil Story." Not a fan of the re-written origin story, or the lack of story for other characters. However, if I was 11 I would have loved the shit out of this movie, probably. Take your kids to see it.
Rated 17 Aug 2014
55
22nd
It's a movie
Rated 29 Aug 2014
23
10th
The Turtles are profoundly annoying, and with Megan Fox as the central human character, this starts to feel like Transformers 2 made with reptiles. It is redeemed slightly by Will Arnett (who is a highlight throughout) and Liebesman's ability to direct an action scene better than producer Michael Bay. Still, it's hard to ignore the vaguely disturbing CGI character designs, the illogical plot, and the shamelessly blatant product placement.
Rated 17 Sep 2014
56
43rd
Perfectly enjoyable (and stupid).
Rated 25 Oct 2014
45
17th
it used to be something i loved. when it was on tv, i almost got an instant fanboy boner. then a bunch of assholes tore it apart and put it back together, but all wrong. sure, at first you might think it looks better than ever, but you can't help but notice the damage that's left. underneath. it's like someone chiseled out everything that made it special or unique, and now it's just this bland thing for even blander people. so much for my description of megan fox's face. the movie sucks, too.
Rated 07 Dec 2014
61
33rd
To my surprise, this was pretty decent. Megan Fox and the shredder-armor were bad, the writing just cut some corners. Or more precisely, all of them. Decent humor and action, what more did you expect?
Rated 02 Jan 2015
40
18th
Let's get one thing straight; TMNT was never "good" in any of the incarnations we loved, we were just small dumb kids, who didn't know better. With this in mind, this beefed up version probably does just what it's supposed to, with the pre-teen audience. It was in all honestly a better movie than expected, where not even Liebesman's trademark limb direction, the horribly clunky script, or Bay's greasy fingerprint could kill off the appeal of the four reptile.
Rated 21 Feb 2015
60
30th
The most unbelievable thing about a talking Turtle movie shouldn't be that Megan Fox is a reporter. But it is. The Turtles are fine, but she drags it down like a lead weight (along with "look how hot she is" jokes killing Arnett's character). Recast before a sequel and we might be okay.
Rated 07 Oct 2017
25
6th
Imagine this movie. This exact movie. But with Daniel Day Lewis as Shredder.
Rated 08 Aug 2014
72
26th
Some of the action scenes were decent, and they added a lot of back story but about everything else fails.
Rated 08 Aug 2014
4
1st
Slimy and ugly and grimy and dirty and cheap-looking and stupid and incompetently directed and lazy and careless and cynical and stupid. Have I said stupid? It's stupid. Fichtner's performance is one for the Bad Acting Hall of Fame, Splinter looks off-puttingly disgusting (I almost got rabies just looking at him), and hoo boy does that script just not give a shit at all. Flush it.
Rated 10 Aug 2014
50
15th
The latest Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot has some intriguing moments - a stylized opening credits prologue and some fun action sequences for instance. The turtles suffer from subpar visual effects, but their personalities are spot on and they are exactly what you would expect for talking teenage turtles. Megan Fox is even a decent April O'Neil. What keeps the movie from being anything better than mindless entertainment is a script that is too heavy on exposition and conveniences.
Rated 14 Aug 2014
57
44th
Stupid back story with April freeing them. And the fact April hogged most of the screen time in a turtle movie.(Megan fox is always great to look at though) Would have like a backstory about shredder. But I did like the way the turtles looked and pretty decent action scenes.
Rated 17 Aug 2014
50
38th
Honestly not terrible. You can tell, and thank god, that Michael Bay did not direct this movie. It's not great, but enjoyable for what it is, and I noticed that the 12 or whatever year old in the row behind me was having the actual time of his life so it's doing something right. I liked how straightforward it was. Wastes no time in telling its story which is good when the story is this feeble. Megan Fox, as always, is awful.
Rated 21 Aug 2014
25
4th
There's not a breath of care or life in this quick case for a buck.
Rated 22 Aug 2014
3
31st
The fantastic production design pushed this over the edge for me, the turtles maligned designs come to shine on the big screen, where you notice the small details and the animation work; the less said about the plot and characterizations the better.
Rated 25 Aug 2014
63
35th
Great action scenes, but very thin story. I recommend the 1990 live action movie or the 2003 animation series.
Rated 26 Aug 2014
45
24th
I really didn't hate this film, as it was better than I thought it would be, but still bad. Megan Fox and her amount of screen time were appalling and though he did not direct, Bay had his name written all over it. Liebsman tried to pull off Zack Snyder like direction but that did not work either. The shining points were actually the Turtles which stayed pretty true to the other media. Not as bad as this could have been. But still bad.
Rated 03 Sep 2014
2
0th
Ó céus, por que não fui rever Guardiões da Galáxia que estava passando no mesmo horário?
Rated 08 Sep 2014
54
5th
Really not as bad as all the elements working against it would lead one to expect. While it has its moments of idiocy, it actually gets the dynamic between the turtles pretty right. The attempts to convince us that William Fichtner was not originally meant to be Shredder are hilarious.
Rated 09 Sep 2014
40
14th
Better than I expected it to be, but still a below-average action flick. I honestly liked bits and pieces, but too much of it is loud, stupid or nonsensical.
Rated 13 Sep 2014
33
17th
Without Vanilla Ice, this was just another crappy movie.
Rated 13 Sep 2014
30
6th
Only the snow-chase sequence and some comic dialogues saves this retelling of the Ninja Turtles from total disaster.
Rated 28 Sep 2014
60
62nd
Perhaps the greatest flaw of this pic is that, well, that's about all you get. There are serious save-the-day heroics on display, to be sure. But if you're looking for characters to actually care about or story twists to marvel at or morals that extend beyond self-sacrifice and bravery, well, maybe a movie named Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles isn't really your thing. Or my thing. Or anybody's thing. (pluggedin.com)
Rated 15 Oct 2014
54
6th
Not a pleasant watch at all. Sub-Transformers insanity with few redeeming moments.
Rated 26 Oct 2014
37
28th
Terrible as a movie, but the endless snow ride and the rough muscular outlook of Turtles I liked a lot! Yeah, I know. They ought to be teenagers but still I liked the way they looked!
Rated 27 Oct 2014
30
6th
I hate Jonathan Liebesman. Hate him, hate him, hate him.
Rated 29 Oct 2014
20
9th
I'd rather cut of my penis than watch this again...
Rated 01 Nov 2014
60
8th
Filmde sadece Megan Fox var artı olarak ama onunda oyunculuğunun ne düzeyde olduğu belli. CW'nun boş aksiyon dizileri kıvamında. Yani ne aksiyonu aksiyon ne de senaryosu düzgün.
Rated 05 Nov 2014
24
9th
Couldn't finish it. Advertisements make no attempt at being suddle and actually subtract from the film rather then make attempt to blend in. Every good concept from the original story is replaced with some half brain replacement. You have years of great voiceactors to work with and decide to choose mediocre ones. The throwbacks are probably the worst most forced thing about the bit i've watched. Seems like the April O'Neil movie, starring Megan Fox the characters polar opposite.
Rated 08 Nov 2014
60
38th
Good fun. Don't see what the problem is...
Rated 09 Nov 2014
3
6th
*** SPOILERS *** I almost turned it off after April found out it were her turtles just by hearing 2 of their names... and perhaps I should have...
Rated 13 Nov 2014
1
0th
ok wow. First of all this is the worst pacing known to man. Now the positives: Shredder was awesome, It looked like the comic book, Rafael was wicked (my personal fave), and dat Megan Fox. Negatives: dialogue, pacing, shot composition, dialogue, direction, acting, dialogue. So.... one point for Megan Fox.
Rated 30 Nov 2014
58
17th
totallt forgettable and stupid except some action scenes (snow chase is pretty good)
Rated 03 Dec 2014
47
30th
For someone who still remembers watching the original TMNT movie (from 1990, I was three when it came out :) ) this movie is surpisingly entertaining. It still must be great to watch this if you are a child. But, I am not a kid anymore, so I rank it 47/100.
Rated 11 Dec 2014
65
37th
This movie gets a lot of hate - I think I may be in the minority that really enjoyed it. I think it has a better sense of humor than the vast majority of superhero movies and the action is engaging. could it have been better in some ways? Absolutely, but there is still plenty to enjoy. The best incarnation of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles I feel I am likely to see.
Rated 22 Dec 2014
4
35th
The TMNT were my jam as a kid but I can't imagine how anyone who has no nostalgia for these characters could find even an ounce of enjoyment in this. The fact that Whoopi Goldberg still has a film career proves that once you're in Hollywood nothing can tear you out. She needs to go back to stuttering on the View but she really makes Megan Fox look great in comparison.
Rated 27 Dec 2014
4
43rd
My hardcore childhood fandom of the Turtles is likely causing me to treat it gently, but, while I'd never call it good, I wouldn't say I hated it either (outside of the clunky new Turtle design, anyway). It was reasonably faithful to the source material, made use of Donatello's techiness in a way other films didn't, and the snowboard action scene was alright. Still, everything else (especially the loud, flashy, Michael Bay-ish interpretations of Shredder and Splinter) made me miss the 1990 film.
Rated 01 Jan 2015
0
6th
$125 million dollar budget and they couldn't even hire a good camera man to frame the fucking scene properly. This shit is so lazy and generic on a technical level (lighting, camera work, blocking actors etc) it feels almost intentional ('well the plot is ridiculous so why should we even give a fuck?'). Why does Hollywood even bother trying to adapt potentially fun pulpy material they so clearly despise in the first place? What a sad, joyless corporate shitfest. Fuck you, Bay.
Rated 02 Jan 2015
70
36th
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is just more standard fair for a summer Bruckheimer film. It tries to break free of the original story in places. I don't need the story to stick to canon, but this new origin story is dumb. How could they teach themselves to be ninja masters just by reading books? They should have done something more cliché like Google how to be ninjas, or something equally as stupid. Megan Fox prices again that talent has no pay to play in her getting work.
Rated 22 Feb 2015
2
7th
SHELL TIGHTENING...HEART FAILING...CHILDHOOD RUINED!!! This film is one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen and look, they got tv's Monk to play Splinter(the only thing this mother fucker has OCD about is beating the shit out the turtles with his slimey disease infested tail)! I like my rats with Asian stereotypical voices thank you very much. Other than the gross textures of these THINGS, the most disturbing part was their continuous remarks about how much they want to bang April. WTF?
Rated 23 Feb 2015
50
12th
At the end of this just try and remember any standout scenes. There's not a single piece of acting or action which makes this hot mess work. Everything looks like video game cut scene graphics and, the stuck in the 80's dialogue, is so brutally stupid that your mind just blocks everything out. There was a limited number of things they could do in revitalizing this franchise but making it an eye rolling camp fest was not it. Megan Fox has way too much screentime and too little acting ability.
Rated 04 Mar 2015
5
1st
The movie is bafflingly stupid. I watched it with Rifftrax and they commented on mistakes I never noticed and I noticed mistakes they didn't comment on, so that means that this movie is doubly a mistake. If this "wasn't as bad as you expected" I'm pretty sure you fell into the old saying, if you can't beat them with logic, baffle them with bullshit, because the quality of this, Turtles fan or not, is inexcusable for the budget it had. Thank God for Rifftrax.
Rated 04 Mar 2015
0
4th
Oh, wow. A villain attempting to release toxic gas over the entire city. Never seen that one beFUCK THIS MOVIE OH MY GOD
Rated 23 Sep 2015
1
6th
The dialogue is vapid. The CGI looks cheap and poorly integrated, and everything not animated has a soft airbrushed bloom. The baffling camerawork leaves the action sequences spatially confusing. The voice over for Splinter and the Turtles is terribly miscast. There are so many logical oversights (one character's caller ID recognizes April O'Neal calling from a payphone inexplicably located in the sewers). It is shamelessly riddled with advertisements. I mean, this movie is really fucking bad.
Rated 24 Oct 2015
55
13th
"Cowa fucking piece of dog shit!"
Rated 02 Jan 2018
10
1st
The elevator scene is the high point amidst a film adaptation brimming with indifference. Michael Bay produced the latest in this franchise and predictably missed the point entirely. To say anymore would only encourage him.
Rated 01 Jul 2021
20
7th
What hath CGI wrought? I really could not get over how hideous these Turtles looked. There is no fun to be had in this film. As a side note, I dislike this trend of recent films that try to give a more realistic explanation of the implausible. Like, for turtles becoming sentient beings, we only really needed some ooze.
Rated 13 Aug 2014
100
51st
really cool and awesome 10 out of 10
Rated 31 Aug 2014
35
5th
Neither good or bad enough to be entertaining. The action setpiece on the mountain deserves to be called impressive, but the rest was just boring and lifeless.
Rated 30 Oct 2014
1
16th
I contracted Ebola, HIV and SARS from watching this crap fest. One of my childhood faves will not be destroyed by this Bay-esque idiocy, as it will outlive this uninspired drivel forever. Some people in Hollywood REALLY need to get fired, stat!
Rated 01 Nov 2014
66
43rd
is it me or does Megan Fox carry this movie...
Rated 04 Nov 2014
40
14th
This movie kind of destroyed my great childhood memories from the 90s with the original Turtles movies. The Turtles looks okay i guess but the story is just so bad and so are the dialogues. A complete waste of time! And you didn't see any fighting like you did in the original movies.. They are ninjas so I expected some neat fight scenes with some real martial arts! I know it's main audience are kids but still! Huge letdown!
Rated 10 Nov 2014
60
13th
I used to love TMNT when i was a kid. But this is utter tripe.
Rated 13 Nov 2014
37
8th
Popüler kültür göndermeleriyle zenginleşen, yer yer gerçekten güldürüp eğlendiren ama son aksiyon sekansında tam anlamıyla cılkı çıkan vasat bir komedi aksiyon.
Rated 01 Dec 2014
52
6th
This movie is STUPID. The plot is weakly constructed. The pacing is haphazard. The casting choices were poor, with the exception of Will Arnett. Perhaps the only redeemable aspect is the action sequences which seemed to be the sole focus of the the movie. Also the CG characters look good and deliver one or two laughs. Overall I was expect a fun, stupid, mildly clever movie. Unfortunately, this movie is just stupid.
Rated 03 Dec 2014
35
9th
It's kind of not even bad enough to be crap. It's just lazy and boring and very mediocre. The writers clearly didn't care enough to put any effort in. The plot is totally generic. The turtles are ugly, and aren't given much in the way of personality, besides their most basic character traits. The CGI's not that great either - Splinter looks ghastly. Fox is awful and can't act. The only positive thing really was that some of the humour did work. But that's not nearly enough.
Rated 07 Dec 2014
70
54th
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! My childhood heroes have returned !!! O how I have waited for this moment. Before I went to see it in the cinema I went to have some pizza with my old friend who used to idolize TMNT as well :) and during the movie we were constantly commenting on the movie. Megan Fox makes a brilliant April and there are plenty of good jokes in the movie. Also the CGI is great and there is plenty of action and background story :) COWABUNGAAAAA !!!
Rated 07 Dec 2014
0
1st
It was really bad. No exaggeration.
Rated 11 Dec 2014
48
19th
It's junky and panders to the lowest common denominator, but it's also relatively stylish and well executed for what it is. Liebesman takes cues from both Bay and latter day Tony Scott to create a somewhat interesting visual experience that almost compensates for the questionable plotting. Ultimately it's the story that lets the film down, and the turtles individual personalities aren't nearly as well defined and distinctive as they should be, but it's watchable for nostalgia freaks.
Rated 17 Dec 2014
57
31st
As a Michael Bay-esque action film and even as a TMNT film, this one brings nothing new to the table. Seriously, I mean nothing. Whatsoever. But I've killed two hours in worse ways. Megan Fox and William Fichtner both do a decent job pretending they don't hate themselves for doing this movie, and the action scenes have decent enough pacing. I liked the use of color too. I just wish all of these elements found use in a better movie.
Rated 19 Dec 2014
30
20th
This stinks of Michael Bay! Why childhood heroes ridicules to charmless monsters. The elevator scene was however amazing.
Rated 21 Dec 2014
39
15th
No Krang.
Rated 21 Dec 2014
35
12th
it seems they filmed a 5 year old playing with his ninja turtles toys and then created a big budget shot for shot remake of that footage. in teal. with lensflare. the most wooden, unnatural dialogue ive ever heard. the direction is atrocious, multiple times during action scenes i had no idea how characters got from one situation to the next. i tried very, very hard to shut off my brain and enjoy it, but it crosses the fine line from mindless fun to mindless garbage.
Rated 23 Dec 2014
19
4th
Not a single idea can be found here.
Rated 25 Dec 2014
63
29th
Nothing much going on in the story department. Characters aren't very interesting - Megan Fox is vapid. Action is slick and looks cool for a while - the snow slope scene was a highlight. After a while though, it feels all sorts of flashy and impractical.
Rated 07 Jan 2015
2
31st
I can't separate the four different turtles from each other, but I actually laughed a few times at the orange one. This will definitely satisfy indifferent action/adventure hearts. - Okay
Rated 15 Jan 2015
47
16th
Comes across as very simple and feels like business as usual with its big explosions, complete panic and the hot girl. It has some unusual heroes that's appealing and gives this movie a few amusing moments.
Rated 15 Jan 2015
43
21st
I was really excited about the Turtles big screen reboot but you can tell Michael Bay and his Lens flare have been involved in some way. It appears bad scripts and Bay go hand in had because this was just awful. I would have preferred a much darker feel to the Turtles series similar to how they approached the original 1990 version. Instead we have a kid friendly, unfunny, predicatble script and some of the CGI needs improving. I think kids would enjoy this film but if you are over 10 avoid it!
Rated 17 Jan 2015
63
30th
Some of the fight scenes were well choreographed. I'm a fan of Will Arnett, so I'm elevating this movie above its proper level on my list.
Rated 27 Jan 2015
50
34th
Not terrible but definitely not good either. Way too generic, this could've been an other superhero-transformers movie that came out in the last 5 years. The turtles are too big, powerful and indestructible to be impressive for defeating the Foot Clan. Also what's up with Shredder being a super fast super shredder robot? Did they have to rip off The Wolverine's lame villain? Not a complete waste of 2 hours but I'm already forgetting details and whole scene from the movie after only 5 minutes.
Rated 13 Feb 2015
40
58th
I was more impressed with Whoopi's hair then the CGI sequences in this movie. The '14 version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is alright braindead action, though I didn't feel as much love for my childhood heroes in this incarnation. I saw Michael Bay was one of the producers, and I'm guessing a lot of his team worked on this, for it felt like they basically turned the TMNT into Transformers with Shredder's costume and the lack of likable personalities, for the sake of turning them badass.
Rated 17 Feb 2015
1
2nd
This movie's budget was $125,000,000, which is $20,627 per second. It would take somebody who works 50 hours a week for minimum wage more than four years to pay for the closeup of Raphael saying "Cowabunga".
Rated 09 Mar 2015
5
1st
1) Lengthy exposition is not the same as nor a substitute for explanation. 2) If you're gonna make huge changes to the backstory, something in the new version should make more sense or be somehow better than the original. 3) Not every comics book movie should be given The Dark Knight treatment.
Rated 22 Mar 2015
72
58th
Elden geldiğince çizgi filme bağlı kalarak çekilmiş film. Kaplumbağaların hareketleri, Shredder'in hareketleri isim isim filme konmuş. Animasyonlar ve görsel efektler çok iyi. Megan Fox, April rolünde başarılı zaten bu rol için biçilmiş kaftan. Eğlenceli ve esprili sahneleri var, iyi bir konusu ve senaryosu var. Bir çizgi film uyarlaması ancak bu kadar olur, düşündüğümden çok iyi buldum.
Rated 14 Apr 2015
30
4th
Sacks will drain every ounce of the turtles' blood, *even if it kills them.*
Rated 17 May 2015
50
7th
It's a movie with ninjas that are mutant turtles. It could be worse. The plot is a very predictable "foil the smart villain who turns dumb for no reason" story, but I guess it's not awful. The dialogue is bad enough that you feel like it's beneath even Megan Fox. I chuckled a few times, sometimes with, sometimes at the movie. I don't care about TMNT so nothing here bothered me it's just a bland by the numbers movie.
Rated 19 May 2015
90
87th
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, when you put it like that it sounds insane... I found this movie to be quite enjoyable. I had a lot of trepidation about this film when I heard Michael Bay was involved, because I was pretty sure that he was trying to kill off every beloved childhood franchise that was dear to me... luckily, he didn't have as much input for this film and Jonathan Liebesman and his writers did a very good job!...
Rated 01 Jul 2015
60
71st
After an initial horrifying ten minutes or so when it looks like Megan Fox is being replied upon to carry an entire movie, our titular heroes appear and the film steps up a reassuring notch. '80s fans of the four can enjoy seeing these iconic - albeit now history-altered - characters again, and there's a liberal helping of genuinely amusing one-liners. The action scenes are a bit too Transformers-esque for my liking, the climax strangely anti-climactic, but for what it is Turtles does its job.
Rated 01 Jul 2015
44
18th
I had some decent laughs, but I have to admit that the film just looked crappy. My God Splinter, what have they done to you? And really? They really tried giving the Turtles some emtional depth with this 'I act tough because I'm emotional and insecure'-bullshit?
Rated 12 Jul 2015
36
54th
All the way through, this film is embarrassed. It doesn't like that it's about 4 mutant turtles (and a mutant rat), it doesn't like that they are teenagers and it doesn't like Michaelangelo and his cool dudedness. It especially doesn't like having to make the occasional reference to past iterations of the franchise, nor is it really happy with the entire premise and it repeatedly apologises for it. Perhaps they shouldn't have even bothered? Oh right, yeah - money.
Rated 04 Sep 2015
60
16th
Surprisingly not unwatchable. The spirit of the turtles is still there for the most part and the story, I hate to say, had potential. But, yeah, in the end, it's a bad movie. The writing is stupid, the visuals are ugly, the performances from everyone not voicing a turtle or Splinter are phoned-in, and it's clearly made for commercial reasons, not out of a genuine love of the Ninja Turtles.
Rated 16 Sep 2015
30
25th
A weird one. Very little is competent, and for the most part, very little is incompetent. The writing is a little too cutesy for my tastes (most of Michelangelo's lines and pop culture references and Rafael's dialogue at the end), though, and we don't get enough character moments with the Turtles to fully buy into their relationships. I also think it was a bad idea to make them so big, which made everyone but Shredder (who also was a giant) lack menace.
Rated 19 Oct 2015
65
6th
The Worst looking Ninja Turtles

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