That's My Baby!

Made by people who clearly have no idea how to write a basic narrative or characters that I don't want to kick in the balls; That's My Baby centers around pathetic excuse for a human being, Lewis. Having no purpose in his own life, he attempts to sabotage his girlfriend's flourishing career by demanding that she have his baby so that his life can have meaning. When this fails, he finds himself getting into painfully uninteresting misadventures; mostly with Sugar, the world's saddest stripper.

Oh, god. A loathsome, selfish man whines about wanting a baby because he's become fixated on it as the only thing he could actually *produce* in his life, and basically emotionally blackmails his girlfriend into doing so. And the movie acts as if he's grown somehow or accomplished something. (Spoilers: HE HASN'T.)