The Dead Want Women

The Living Want Their Money Back.

With such a good premise you'd think this could write itself but unfortunately that is not the case. The bulk of the script is filler and the main premise of a 20's horror siren, with the old school Goth sensibilities that would entail, is absent to the point that it may as well not have been the plot at all. If the ghosts were balanced throughout with perhaps the legend slowly revealed this could have been a more audience friendly film. An unfortunate miss from Full Moon after its recent hits.

Unbearable! The dialog is basically random sequences of things that seem like movie lines strung together with pretentious attempts at cool posturing. It's a period piece with lines that regularly draw words from chat speak! All the characters are boldly annoying on screen! It's the cinematic equivalent of a tooth-ache!