The Ghost Galleon

The only thing that moves slower than the zombies is the plot. The premise is half-baked, although the atmospheric setting works well. Ultimately follows the same formula as the first two, but with extra boredom and some frankly awful miniature work. They still manage to shoehorn in some female flesh. A bit too tame and dull to recommend, unless you REALLY like dem zombies....

This is honestly the worst movie I have ever seen. Ever. I fell asleep twice during it, and I had a headache after finishing. Only movie to give me actual physical pain.

Takes forever. Nothing happens. Only for the ToTBD completionist

The tedious as hell Blind Dead. This is by far the worst film in the series. I can handle the badly done ghost ship idea and the really lame badly acted set up but all of the shitty flash backs really kill this. Well that and the fact that the Templars rarely show up. What pisses me off is that the idea for the film is pretty sound, trap a group of people on board a ship filled with the undead, That way it doesn't matter that they zombies are slow as fuck because there is NoWhereToRun.

Quite literally sleep inducing.

Has some moments, still most of this movie is slow and barely features the Blind Dead. I did enjoy the ending, too bad not much happens until the last act of the movie.