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The Haunted Mansion
2003
Comedy, Family/Kids
1h 28m
The Haunted Mansion comes alive like never before with eye-popping visual and special effects in this all-new, fun-filled, fright-packed comedy adventure. (Disney)
Directed by:
Rob MinkoffScreenwriter:
David BerenbaumThe Haunted Mansion
2003
Comedy, Family/Kids
1h 28m
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Avg Percentile 16.81% from 1510 total ratings
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Rated 15 Jul 2010
8
11th
Fuck off, movie
Rated 15 Jul 2010
Rated 18 Mar 2008
8
3rd
I saw this on a plane and it was deadlier than snakes. I'd ask what happened to Eddie Murphy, but I never found his schtick very funny to begin with. Instead, I'll say this: between this and Elektra, does Terrence Stamp have to feed some sort of crack addiction he's not telling us about? After Pirates of the Caribbean was so wildly successful, I suppose this movie was inevitable, but if you've noticed there haven't been any "ride-inspired" films since... Well, here's why.
Rated 18 Mar 2008
Rated 25 Jun 2019
45
15th
Ah yes you see how we took the Pirates of the Carribean ride and against all odds created one of the finest adventure films of the decade? Let’s take all that we learned and do the complete opposite. When all the skeletons started to rise up in the crypt I was so pissed that they were being wasted on PG Eddie Murphy fluff.
Rated 25 Jun 2019
Rated 10 Dec 2008
41
16th
Halfway decent for a kids film, but not especially good on any count. The comedy is stale and the story lacks the grim charm that works so well for the ride that inspired this film. Works well if you need to keep the kids home Halloween night, but there are far better options available to you as a parent.
Rated 10 Dec 2008
Rated 25 Oct 2020
50
8th
I didn't find The Haunted Mansion as offensive as most of the reviewers at this site but it still wasn't a great movie. I have never been on the ride that it is based off of but I can imagine how they brought parts of that alive in this movie. Murphy isn't at the top of his game but he plays the absent father well. Stamp is the best performance in this movie, followed by Tilly who is always great. I wish Thomason had a larger role. When she was on screen I always wanted more. The kids were bad.
Rated 25 Oct 2020
Rated 17 Apr 2020
50
35th
Don't go into this expecting any scares or pretty much anything of substance and this will be a fun haunted house movie that is perfect for kids. It's short enough so it doesn't get annoying and it could be perfect for a background movie.
Rated 17 Apr 2020
Rated 09 Dec 2015
72
29th
Yes I know, It is a piece of shit, but i enjoyed this movie
Rated 09 Dec 2015
Rated 03 Mar 2012
41
61st
There is a dark subtext to the film that I only realised at the end. A 19th century wealthy land owner falls in love, but when they are to marry his butler murders his fiance. Forward to now and the ghost butler has found a lookalike and intends to con the ghost landowner into marrying her to lift a curse. Here's the thing though: His bride to be was a black woman, so that would mean she was probably a slave that he owned. It was a racially motivated murder!
Rated 03 Mar 2012
Rated 24 Apr 2018
90
73rd
awful yet fantastic
Rated 24 Apr 2018
Rated 17 Mar 2007
1
7th
This isn't even that good for kids.
Rated 17 Mar 2007
Rated 26 Jul 2008
0
2nd
Oh, Eddie Murphy. What happened to you? Are you getting old? Have you made us chuckle the last time? Are you getting tired of comedy........Well, I have to say, move on to something else then rather than this.
Rated 26 Jul 2008
Rated 14 Aug 2007
21
9th
First, the ride in Disneyworld is much better. Second, this movie shouldn't exist.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 22 Dec 2013
13
2nd
Neither scary nor funny, The Haunted Mansion is as lifeless as the ghosts in the movie.
Rated 22 Dec 2013
Rated 06 Oct 2008
15
9th
En 10minutters tur i Disneylands "originale" udgave var mere spændende, sjovere og uhyggeligere- filmen er dårlig
Rated 06 Oct 2008
Rated 29 Mar 2007
15
2nd
oðuz safa ile birlikte gidilmiþtir.Pek beðenilmemiþ,oðuzla kavga edip çýkar gibi yapýp önlerden izlenmiþtir.Salon zaten bomboþtu,elimizde jelibonlar fln...Yani beðenmemiþtim o gün bile...Belki 7 yaþ altý...
Rated 29 Mar 2007
Rated 12 Nov 2016
45
20th
C-
Rated 12 Nov 2016
Rated 12 Jul 2012
75
85th
This is just an all around fun movie. I never understood all the hate.
Rated 12 Jul 2012
Rated 10 Nov 2012
1
11th
Fuck off, Eddie Murphy.
Rated 10 Nov 2012
Rated 23 Feb 2007
40
19th
Not bad.
Rated 23 Feb 2007
Rated 09 Aug 2023
8
58th
While based on a ride the movie has a strong story line with some jump scares, funny moments, and heartfelt friendships forming. Not the best for younger children but a preteen or teen should have no problem watching the story unfold. I like how everything molded together and the easter eggs from the ride were fun.
Rated 09 Aug 2023
Rated 13 Nov 2018
45
16th
Filmin gotik tasarımı ve prodüksiyonu harika. Senaryo faciası bir film. Mantık hataları ile dolu bir saçmalık görmedim. Sadece özel efektler, kostümler ve prodüksiyonun güzelliğine. Bu filmin kötülüğüne hayaletler bile güler.
Rated 13 Nov 2018
Rated 23 Oct 2019
87
16th
Mediocre story based on a Disney attraction, but it's entertaining enough. The special effects (both CGI and practical) are truly spectacular for the time.
Rated 23 Oct 2019
Rated 16 Jul 2020
48
19th
Some neat effects and visual ideas, but the story is tired and Murphy is miscast, which is true of almost every film he starred in after The Nutty Professor II with perhaps the sole exception of Norbit. Based on a theme park ride, I guess it's asking too much for it to actually be good, but aside from the set design it struggles to sustain interest.
Rated 16 Jul 2020
Rated 25 Oct 2020
55
14th
Soit'scuztheladykilledherselfcuzcouldntbewiththegrandfatherthenhekilledhimself+thebutleractuallykilledher+butlertrynatrickthatEwifethelady+lady'sghostsaveswife+kissesguythroughwifebodylol+ghostsmoveon+keepcrystalballladyandtheharmonizingstatueheads
Rated 25 Oct 2020
Rated 02 Oct 2021
30
1st
Eddie Murphy stars in this children horror movie from Disney. So while I was going into this with correct expectations that this would be very family friendly, this still was way more tamer, formulaic and unfunny that I expected.
Rated 02 Oct 2021
Rated 16 Nov 2021
72
43rd
Kinda bad, but it gets bonus points that I was able to enjoy it anyway.
Rated 16 Nov 2021
Rated 19 Aug 2022
59
25th
Generic "dad that prioritizes work over family" plot, but its easily enjoyable if quite bland. Had it not overstayed its welcome so much I may have actually liked it.
Rated 19 Aug 2022
Rated 20 Aug 2022
56
15th
Passable family/kiddie fare has its moments when you think it's going to catch fire (especially whenever a gleefully forbidding Stamp is on-screen), but everything is so ultra sanitised and "safe" that it ultimately emerges as a bland and sterile experience; the design is at least impressively ornate and given the material, the cast gamely rise to the occasion and are a likable bunch, though one could argue this is at least a criminal waste of Shawn, and even Tilly.
Rated 20 Aug 2022
Rated 12 Nov 2022
19
3rd
Horrible from every single angle. Disney at its worst - and that’s saying a lot.
Rated 12 Nov 2022
Rated 10 Feb 2008
70
46th
Love it
Rated 10 Feb 2008
Rated 13 May 2015
70
26th
Eddie Murphy is a little underwhelming, but still a decent film
Rated 13 May 2015
Rated 25 Jul 2008
85
25th
Quite a good film! Funny in parts, acually most of it was funny!
Rated 25 Jul 2008
Rated 17 Jul 2007
60
17th
Not scary, not very funny. Typical children's movie nowadays.
Rated 17 Jul 2007
Rated 22 Sep 2010
29
8th
More terrible Murphy. The ride is scarier.
Rated 22 Sep 2010
Rated 07 Dec 2011
4
0th
Oh man I haven't thought about this movie in so long....so terrible. So so terrible.
Rated 07 Dec 2011
Rated 11 Apr 2012
49
3rd
It's a fun ride for the whole family for sure. Film-wise, I can't say much. The performances are all just fine, but it's a fairly average movie. I would rather watch Pirates of the Caribbean.
Rated 11 Apr 2012
Rated 07 Mar 2015
25
9th
Oh Wow, Eddie Murphy. Ya know, I came into this hoping that Disney would make an alright family "horror" film, but with Eddie Murphy and all the other terrible casting thrown in there, it is very hard to think this could have been anything else. Also that script. Steaming pile of crap.
Rated 07 Mar 2015
Rated 07 Aug 2017
36
12th
The *other* movie based on a ride to be released that year. This one is a generic fantasy movie with no real scares or stakes, it's easy to know how everything turns out.
Rated 07 Aug 2017
Rated 12 Jul 2012
55
5th
Since it was for the kids, ill give it a (reasonably) decent score. If i rated it seriously i would have given it my predicted score, which is a 36, but being in the genre it is, (kids movies) its not bad. If you have some toddlers around, its a definite recommendation. But if you are over the age of 14, be warned.
Rated 12 Jul 2012
Rated 26 Jun 2009
55
5th
Extremely dumb, but the kids like it.
Rated 26 Jun 2009
Rated 01 May 2008
10
12th
Edie, what have you done? Where have you gone? Thank God you've given us "Shrek", "Dreamgirls", and "Bowfinger" because it has been a long time since "Beverly Hills Cop", "Coming to America" "48 Hours", and "Trading Places". This movie is simply another in a long line of recent Eddie Murphy bombs.
Rated 01 May 2008
Rated 20 Nov 2010
40
11th
"The Haunted Mansion" is too dull and uneventful to be a proper fantasy film, sadly unable to make you laugh, totally incapable of generating any horror or, at least, suspense, and too half-baked to let you care.
Rated 20 Nov 2010
Rated 30 Dec 2010
20
41st
"After she walks off, Daddy tells his son, "Whack your own spider!"" - Ed Gonzalez
Rated 30 Dec 2010
Rated 02 Jun 2010
0
1st
Please, Eddie, just go back to telling jokes. Please.
Rated 02 Jun 2010
Rated 08 Sep 2008
52
47th
Not that bad. Eddie was funny, the plot was OK.
Rated 08 Sep 2008
Rated 15 Mar 2014
35
7th
The Haunted Mansion is not that bad, really. If I recall a couple of the sets looked pretty cool.
Rated 15 Mar 2014
Rated 26 Jan 2009
60
13th
Eddie Murphy movie. Not that good.. Some funny moments though.
Rated 26 Jan 2009
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