The Hot Chick

The Rob Schneider Project- day 14. Still have that ringing in ears, which was quickly forgotten as the new research subject got underway; 104 minutes of annoying facial expressions, racism, sexism and a stripper literally morphing into Schneider. Thought I got through unscathed but have since discovered that erotic stimuli no longer.. have an effect on me. Deep down I know it's permanent. I try to cry, but no tears come. The Project must continue, but at what price? Schneider-annoyance factor:10

I cannot imagine the horror that would course through me if I awoke inside the body of Rob Schnieder. I had nightmares for days, the most frightening movie of 2002.

Why does Rob Scnieder even exist?

Rob Schneider is THE STAPLER!

Rob Schneider does a great job exhibiting his complete lack of talent in this ghastly "comedy." The only amusement to be had is in watching a pre-Mean Girls Rachel McAdams slumming to pay the bills.