The Hottie and the Nottie

Quite possibly the single most self-serving, self-indulgent, self-involved piece of self-promotion in human history. If nothing else, this vile cinematic bowel movement proves that dumb, spoiled heiresses should never, ever be given the keys to the movie kingdom.

Uglyness prevents love. If you are ugly, you are unlovable - and why ? Uglyness distorts the mind, clouds the brain. If you see an ugly person you can't think straight, cannot bring forth any other emotion other then repulsion because uglyness is an impenetrable barrier that not even the strongest of emotions can breach. That is the moral of this film.

Never saw it, based strictly on the poster.

everytime i think how dumb this movie was i keep wanting to lower the score

The casting of Hilton as the 'hottie' is tantamount to the casting of a kangaroo as a mouse after an audition consisting of 99 mice and 1 kangaroo. Actually, the casting of her in any role at all is, considering that the woman can not act to save her life. The fact that I predicted everything from the beginning was still unable to follow the plot speaks for itself. Absolutely, infinitely, unforgivably bad.

This is a film where a full-grown adult has a picture of his Grade 1 crush in his underwear drawer, and it's not presented as creepy.

Believe the hype - this movie is that terrible

This must be a joke! No? Well, then it must be one of the worst movies ever made. Everything sucks - the horrible acting, bad dialogue, predictable plot development, sick jokes, and not least the awful morale: just get a few beautifying operations, then all your problems will be solved. And it's sooo obvious that Kristine Lakin is a nice looking girl with make-up that makes her look like someone dressed up for halloween. Finally, what untasteful self-promotion of Paris Hilton. A true horror!

OKAY WILL PARIS HILTON STOP MAKING MOVIES??????

Its a paris hilton movie. What more do you need?

Not even worth the post-movie raillery.

Thank's god, I'm a V.I.P. *lol*

I wrote this mini-review for the girl Paris Hilton...

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Eh, a little better than people say but it's nothing special. Grade: C-

I've seen worse.

Plot 0/20 Fiction 0/20 Casting/Acting 1/20 Worldbuilding 1/20 Entertainment 1/20

Offensive and retarded on so many levels its hard to watch.In fact, some bits are so beyond retarded and offensive, im surprised any producer in hollywood ever green lit this....

"Yay, a feature-length adaptation of the Spice Girls' "Wannabe"!" - Ed Gonzalez