The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

Shit! I have to shit! FEED HER!!!! lol

Boring stuff right here... After debating whether or not I should watch it my love for stupid horror movies finally won. I was expecting it to be at least mildly amusing and/or completely disgusting, but alas I was sorely disappointed as it is boring and not even that disgusting. A 20 for its originality and despite the fact that it's not good I shall surely watch the sequel.

You'd only watch this movie out of curiosity or in search of gross-out thrills (at least that's why I watched), and it's very disappointing in both regards. The concept is admittedly intriguing in a sick sense, but the execution of the film is tedious, overwrought, and at times even hokey. Laser is fun as the villain, but every mindless line of dialogue and foolish character decision serves to prolong the story in predictable and uninteresting ways.

This is one of the most disgusting films I've ever watched. I actually stopped in the middle but then again I wanted to know what happened to the people. Why are the police too stupid to call for backup? ..and the idea is so incredibly gross...

Highly disturbing and amazing that it actually exists. Nothing else to it beyond the initial shock. Just another bad horror movie, though this one has people eating feces.