The Image

An eclipse-inducing codpiece lusting after a fourteen-year-old lassie in lace earns Labyrinth a PG, but a smattering of black and white blood smeared on baby Bowie's happy hands earns the Image an X and force it into a triple-billing with two pornos, which I'm assuming involved ankle-bearing young lovers holding hands while strolling through an autumn arboretum. My, how the times have changed.

Ya gotta start somewhere!

Cheaply executed.