The Key

The story is weak, the dialog is frequently awkward and almost always delivered in the most annoying, stiff ways possible by actors who would be hard-pressed to act wet in a rainstorm. The characters are tremendously painful to watch; the producers seem to have done an especially poor job casting the females. I cannot even describe the feelings I get when I remember that I paid money to see this. Easily in the top ten worst movies I've ever seen.