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The Longest Yard

The Longest Yard

2005
Comedy
Crime
1h 53m
The story of pro quarterback Paul Crewe and former college champion and coach Nate Scarboro who are doing time in the same prison. Asked to put together a team of inmates to take on the guards, Crewe enlists the help of Scarboro to coach the inmates to victory in a football game "fixed" to turn out quite another way.
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The Longest Yard

2005
Comedy
Crime
1h 53m
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Rated 10 May 2015
48
18th
The Longest Yard is to The Shawshank Redemption what Over the Top is to Kramer Vs. Kramer. I prefer this to The Waterboy but I also prefer an onion sandwich to pea soup.
Rated 01 Mar 2021
75
52nd
While this remake stays very closely to the original movie, it's still not as good for a couple reasons. Firstly, it just doesn't work quite as well in 2005. Secondly, and most important is that Adam Sandler as Crewe is such a poor choice, it's basically offensive, he has none of the swagger or charm that Burt did.
Rated 04 Apr 2018
65
45th
Not the worst Adam Sandler film.
Rated 10 Aug 2012
12
9th
Easy come, easy go. Courteney Cox was a bitch.
Rated 19 Mar 2007
72
57th
Not a bad remake, but even better as a Sandler vehicle. Definitely one of his better, crowd-pleasing movies, stocked with humor and football action. Chris Rock is forgettable though.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
67th
I didn't dislike it as much as I thought I would. I think it actually suffered from being a remake because the film felt like it was set within some boundaries of what was supposed to happen. So some things ended up feeling forced and unnatural. Other than that, it's as amusing as most Adam Sandler movies.
Rated 03 Jan 2011
60
36th
People enjoy complaining that it's an unrealistic look at prison life...but why were people expecting anything else. It's a movie full of athletes, rappers and wrestlers (few who have shown any acting chops). It's funny at times and the football scenes are decent. It's nothing amazing but I always seem to watch it when it's on TV...such as the moment of writing this review.
Rated 06 Jun 2011
30
12th
A distraction from the agony of existence.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
65
27th
The original was good, but this version really sucked. Adam Sandler looks like a huge pussy standing next to real football players so I wasn't buying it. Go see the original.
Rated 13 Aug 2010
75
27th
Decent remake. One of my favorite Sandler movies mainly because he's got a funny and talented cast backing him up. A little over the top at times but definitely worth a watch.
Rated 02 Jun 2013
18
18th
The guy hahahahahahaha was hahahahahaha gay hahahahahahahah even though hahahahahaha he pretended hahahahahahah he wasn't hahahahahahah. Gay. All 51 points are for the end of Chris Rock's character arc.
Rated 17 Apr 2012
61
18th
Terry Crews channeled all the future passion for Old Spice into becoming a human McDonald's advertisement.
Rated 07 Oct 2018
75
69th
Funniest moment drunk driving chase Funniest line .... "He Brokeded My Nose"
Rated 04 Jan 2013
83
84th
Funny, brainless.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
3rd
not really my kinda of movie..my sons liked it!
Rated 16 Feb 2007
70
57th
One of the better modern day remakes. Never strays far from the source material, in fact much of it is lifted almost verbatim from the original but it's better than the kind of mindless butchering we've come to expect from Hollywood studios revisiting old classics. Not even Sandler can fuck this up.
Rated 01 Jan 2010
25
12th
some nice guest appearances, but the movie was total crap
Rated 14 Aug 2007
100
91st
this is a funny movie. i can watch it over and over again and never get tired of it.
Rated 14 Oct 2008
88
52nd
cool
Rated 29 Sep 2023
35
8th
One of Nelly's three film credits, unfortunately no one could ever say 'hot in herre' in relation to what transpires in this paint-by-numbers sports comedy.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
19th
Give it up Sandler. This is his second football movie, and for some odd reason, he doesn't strike me as a football player.
Rated 23 Oct 2007
55
23rd
And why was this remade?
Rated 07 Jan 2022
54
13th
Benign entry from the “Happy Madison” stable is not aggressively unpleasant; whatever you think of Sandler, it’s undeniable that his “noughty” efforts attracted A-grade casts – the presence of Cromwell and Leachman helps boost this at least into the “watchable” stakes. Goes on far too long and overly complicates the warden’s battle plans into cartoonish super-villainy; like many Sandler films, the sudden death of a main character is an oddly harsh slap in the face for his audience.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
44
11th
Brain rot, brain atrophy, and chronic dizziness are symptoms you may need brain surgery to have all memory of this movie removed. The bliss of eternal sunshine!
Rated 22 Jul 2009
55
20th
The british original is way better, which says a lot, coz that's not great either.
Rated 03 Jan 2014
31
11th
This Yard has some laughs but missing from this remake is the edginess of the original.
Rated 29 Mar 2021
90
43rd
7/10
Rated 21 Jan 2009
95
60th
pretty funny
Rated 14 Aug 2007
58
40th
why was this remade?
Rated 18 Aug 2009
86
38th
Better then the first one
Rated 09 Mar 2012
51
27th
I can't complain about decent physical comedy or Sandler. Sure he's becoming pretty much a hack, but nowhere near as bad as people say. This film does nothing spectacular but I'm not unhappy that I saw it so I guess that's something.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
19th
A yawner of a comedy.
Rated 06 Jun 2007
69
31st
This remake was done in the wrong fashion. Yes, it is rightfully a comedy, but is should be been done more along the lines of Slap Shot (yeah, I know it's a different sport), but instead, this one was done as if it were a remake of The Replacements. Ugh!
Rated 25 Sep 2010
57
22nd
Some decent laughs from the physical violence, but I don't buy Sandler as a professional athlete and I preferred the original's sense of reality.
Rated 21 Feb 2017
78
80th
Adam Sandler remakes "The Longest Yard"(1974) with the expected silly juvenile style he has become known for. Fans of the original film's more gritty realistic take on the story may not enjoy the crude low-brow humor of the remake, but Sandler fans should eat it up. The film's huge list of the supporting characters made-up of familiar faces from other places outshines most of movies big name stars.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
95
76th
sandler is great
Rated 30 Oct 2018
73
26th
SO LONG.
Rated 17 Mar 2012
68
43rd
a
Rated 02 Jun 2008
62
56th
Funny, but immature.
Rated 13 Aug 2009
6
25th
This is not a typical Adam Sandler movie, and probably benefits from that fact. While not the funniest, and not the best movie out there, it's certainly an alright movie. Burt Reynolds, Chris Rock, and Sandler all are quite good, but the movie just lacks a certain something in it that would excel it to the top.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
65
27th
o.k. but not roll in the aisle funny.
Rated 20 Mar 2010
49
15th
Being British, I didn't know anything about gridiron the first time I saw this. The more I get involved with American Football, the less I like this film.
Rated 04 Jul 2012
66
66th
Better then it should've been, better then I thought it would be. But not as good as either the far superior original or even the British "Mean Machine" version. Everyone here is surprisingly good even the immensely annoying Chris Rock, plus it was nice to see Burt Reynolds in a much too small role.
Rated 24 Apr 2021
40
7th
Poor remake in most respects. Not even Burt can save it. One of Sandler's worst films, which is really saying something. Or perhaps not.
Rated 14 Apr 2008
40
6th
Adam Sandler.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
50th
Cookie cutter comedy remake, but a good job at doing so. Sandler is comical like usual, and a well-stacked cast helps him take this movie to the next level. Well done overall, a fun watch for most of the family.
Rated 27 Nov 2006
55
23rd
He's good when he's not doing his classic "Adam Sandler in a comedy" character. Still funny, but the best laughs come from other characters, fits his stoic leader role better.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
55th
Fun enough.
Rated 24 Feb 2007
82
69th
Adam Sandler can carry a movie, however he doesnt even try nor need to in this one and it creates a fun new dynamic for his films. Just as heavy in action and sports as comedy its refreshing to Sandler in something different.
Rated 19 Aug 2007
80
25th
Too many scenes seemed forced and should have followed the original more.
Rated 14 Feb 2008
40
11th
Chris Rock dies.
Rated 13 Mar 2008
40
29th
come on adam.
Rated 10 Mar 2011
66
10th
I quite enjoyed the character interplay and dialogue, before the football game started and it turned into cookie-cutter Hollywood sports movie slop.
Rated 23 Jul 2009
78
45th
I liked
Rated 05 Jun 2010
38
34th
Standard hollywood comedy, but it's like... why remake the older movie which never needed to be made in such a uninteresting way? The characters we see in the movie are alright, and perhaps add to the movie's wackyness but like... the jokes aren't exactly memorable or great. Unremarkable comedy movie.
Rated 03 Feb 2009
10
5th
A completely unecessary remake - devoid of any charm.
Rated 30 Nov 2017
62
52nd
Just a simple entertaining flick that is an easy watch, and the football scenes are also good. Not as funny as some of Sandler's other stuff but still a pretty good movie with a good supporting cast that keep things moving along.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
45
60th
passes the time
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
56th
Funny movie. Good score because of all the pro wrestlers that make appearances, but it doesn't live up to past Sandler standards.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
10th
Hmm...not a good movie...no funy moments...really...stay away...
Rated 30 Jun 2008
20
18th
Adam Sandler hasn't been funny in ages
Rated 18 Apr 2009
5
43rd
Didn't mind it.
Rated 03 Feb 2009
69
3rd
Another typical Adam Sandler movie with only a few laughs to spare. Only for Sandler fans.
Rated 28 Jul 2008
70
42nd
It scores some points because it had a bunch of wrestlers in it like Austin and Khali. Other than that, pretty average Sandler comedy which is enriched by the work of Rock & Reynolds.
Rated 20 Mar 2007
10
7th
Get your McDonald's commercial out of my fucking movie. kthx
Rated 14 Aug 2007
87
43rd
Funny
Rated 17 Jun 2012
25
10th
Trash
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
10th
Fair remake of a fair adaptation of a fair book. No hot women.
Rated 10 Feb 2008
29
8th
Brainless, even for a Sandler flick. Michael Irvin ended up being a pretty decent actor, though. There were some really, really awful things in this movie, though. I mean, come on, a RODNEY KING joke? Who wrote this shit? And I hate Tracy Morgan with a passion now. Who decided he was funny and/or talented?
Rated 13 Jun 2007
0
8th
Total crap. A whole lot of "what the hell were they thinking" touches that I strain to call "artistic"
Rated 11 Feb 2009
10
14th
Prison is so wacky!
Rated 10 Apr 2007
45
10th
Unexceptional in so many ways.
Rated 16 May 2010
36
7th
Mistakes - 1) When Tracy Morgan and his cheerleaders show Adam Sandler their D-I-C-K cheer - the sweat marks on Sandler's T-shirt change in all 3 shots of him. 2) When the inmates are loading the buses to go to the game, they get on that crappy school bus. But later it shows the two buses traveling to the field and no one is on the school bus.
Rated 18 Sep 2008
71
30th
not that bad really..
Rated 02 May 2007
15
13th
To laugh at this mess is to better understand what it must be like to live with the fact that you are a stupid human being.
Rated 22 Apr 2020
86
88th
rvw
Rated 21 Aug 2007
25
26th
ok
Rated 14 Aug 2007
25
3rd
Horrible, trite Hollywood crap.
Rated 31 Jul 2009
65
6th
Funny
Rated 14 Jan 2009
95
64th
hahahhahaha!!! cracks me up
Rated 16 Jan 2007
75
27th
Adam Sandler is pretty good in this remake of The Longest Yard. Complete with a cameo from original star Burt Reynolds this is a fun, if lightweight, comedy
Rated 03 Nov 2007
70
70th
Funny
Rated 20 Sep 2008
40
8th
Remakes are bad, umkay.
Rated 02 Mar 2009
20
20th
Tracy Morgan is the only reason to bother with this movie.
Rated 26 May 2007
55
48th
Jesus, how did they get so many big ass guys in one place?
Rated 27 May 2015
63
27th
62.500
Rated 20 Oct 2009
79
12th
A good attempt at a remake, however nothing is close to the original
Rated 19 Sep 2017
72
12th
Novelty wears off pretty quick.
Rated 24 Oct 2009
5
41st
Fuck you! Criticker! Your guessy thingy sucks. This is a far superior movie to Spy Kids, Seven Samurai, etc. ADAM SANDLER is the best American ever! (I have seen this 2-3 times, hence the 5 and not a 6.)
Rated 16 Apr 2008
14
4th
I hate stupid buses with their stupid movies!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
25
21st
I want to kill Sandler for this abortion of a remake.
Rated 26 Aug 2013
52
4th
HOOLY SHIT Courtney cox is ridiculously hot in this movie. MUST WATCH NOW!
Rated 20 Aug 2012
40
9th
What a piece of shit
Rated 14 Sep 2017
5
43rd
I'm all for a football movie, but this seemed meh at best. Sandler as a football player just didn't seem right, but he wasn't bad. Rock's character was by far my favorite of the movie, he did really well and was very likable. However, people like Crews and Irving felt stereotyped and I just didn't buy it. The movie is predicable, and although some of the football action was funny, it was also dumb in the same ways other Sandler movies are, as this was the start of many future duds for Sandler.
Rated 26 Jan 2009
60
13th
Amusing.
Rated 01 Apr 2014
67
17th
- 7/9/12
Rated 20 Feb 2008
60
20th
Its ok. Another movie that is one of Sandler's strongests. I like Rock but he didn't do it for me in this movie either.
Rated 11 Sep 2013
94
90th
Very similar to the "Big Stan", therefore the same amount of points has been given. We also have "a gay subject" here, a prison, male bonding etc. Actually, it's safe to say the Big Stan is based on this one. It would be hilarious if those two movies were one (I don't care who would play the main character) - more jokes, less viewer's time spent on similar subjects.
Rated 21 Nov 2011
13
1st
I was dying for this to end by the time it was halfway over. It had a couple funny moments off the field, but all the football-playing sequences were just barely watchable. It's the kind of immature humor you should expect from an Adam Sandler movie (like how one of the players accidentally takes estrogen pills, and that makes him act like a girl) but even the dumbness is a little more reserved than usual, resulting in a movie that's not even fun to make fun of.
Rated 13 Aug 2013
65
17th
A stupid comedy.

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