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The Longest Yard

The Longest Yard

2005
Comedy, Crime
1h 53m
The story of pro quarterback Paul Crewe and former college champion and coach Nate Scarboro who are doing time in the same prison. Asked to put together a team of inmates to take on the guards, Crewe enlists the help of Scarboro to coach the inmates to victory in a football game "fixed" to turn out quite another way.
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The Longest Yard

2005
Comedy, Crime
1h 53m
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Rated 10 May 2015
48
18th
The Longest Yard is to The Shawshank Redemption what Over the Top is to Kramer Vs. Kramer. I prefer this to The Waterboy but I also prefer an onion sandwich to pea soup.
Rated 01 Mar 2021
75
52nd
While this remake stays very closely to the original movie, it's still not as good for a couple reasons. Firstly, it just doesn't work quite as well in 2005. Secondly, and most important is that Adam Sandler as Crewe is such a poor choice, it's basically offensive, he has none of the swagger or charm that Burt did.
Rated 19 Mar 2007
72
57th
Not a bad remake, but even better as a Sandler vehicle. Definitely one of his better, crowd-pleasing movies, stocked with humor and football action. Chris Rock is forgettable though.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
67th
I didn't dislike it as much as I thought I would. I think it actually suffered from being a remake because the film felt like it was set within some boundaries of what was supposed to happen. So some things ended up feeling forced and unnatural. Other than that, it's as amusing as most Adam Sandler movies.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
65
27th
The original was good, but this version really sucked. Adam Sandler looks like a huge pussy standing next to real football players so I wasn't buying it. Go see the original.
Rated 13 Aug 2010
75
27th
Decent remake. One of my favorite Sandler movies mainly because he's got a funny and talented cast backing him up. A little over the top at times but definitely worth a watch.
Rated 03 Jan 2011
60
36th
People enjoy complaining that it's an unrealistic look at prison life...but why were people expecting anything else. It's a movie full of athletes, rappers and wrestlers (few who have shown any acting chops). It's funny at times and the football scenes are decent. It's nothing amazing but I always seem to watch it when it's on TV...such as the moment of writing this review.
Rated 06 Jun 2011
30
12th
A distraction from the agony of existence.
Rated 17 Apr 2012
61
18th
Terry Crews channeled all the future passion for Old Spice into becoming a human McDonald's advertisement.
Rated 10 Aug 2012
12
9th
Easy come, easy go. Courteney Cox was a bitch.
Rated 02 Jun 2013
18
18th
The guy hahahahahahaha was hahahahahaha gay hahahahahahahah even though hahahahahaha he pretended hahahahahahah he wasn't hahahahahahah. Gay. All 51 points are for the end of Chris Rock's character arc.
Rated 04 Apr 2018
65
45th
Not the worst Adam Sandler film.
Rated 07 Oct 2018
75
69th
Funniest moment drunk driving chase Funniest line .... "He Brokeded My Nose"
Rated 27 Nov 2006
55
23rd
He's good when he's not doing his classic "Adam Sandler in a comedy" character. Still funny, but the best laughs come from other characters, fits his stoic leader role better.
Rated 16 Jan 2007
75
27th
Adam Sandler is pretty good in this remake of The Longest Yard. Complete with a cameo from original star Burt Reynolds this is a fun, if lightweight, comedy
Rated 16 Feb 2007
70
57th
One of the better modern day remakes. Never strays far from the source material, in fact much of it is lifted almost verbatim from the original but it's better than the kind of mindless butchering we've come to expect from Hollywood studios revisiting old classics. Not even Sandler can fuck this up.
Rated 24 Feb 2007
82
69th
Adam Sandler can carry a movie, however he doesnt even try nor need to in this one and it creates a fun new dynamic for his films. Just as heavy in action and sports as comedy its refreshing to Sandler in something different.
Rated 26 Feb 2007
50
35th
Remake of The mean machine and suprisingly good if not better than the original.
Rated 26 Feb 2007
25
17th
While I do not particularly enjoy Sandler, or have any grasp at all on American Football, I simply can do nothing but endorse the amount of senseless and incredibly funny violence in this movie. At least it sets it somewhat apart from all those other sports movies. That being said, this is nothing new. It's not that funny really. I goddamn hate Chris Rock.
Rated 20 Mar 2007
10
7th
Get your McDonald's commercial out of my fucking movie. kthx
Rated 10 Apr 2007
45
10th
Unexceptional in so many ways.
Rated 02 May 2007
15
13th
To laugh at this mess is to better understand what it must be like to live with the fact that you are a stupid human being.
Rated 11 May 2007
0
10th
Two hours of my life I'll never get back.
Rated 26 May 2007
55
48th
Jesus, how did they get so many big ass guys in one place?
Rated 06 Jun 2007
69
31st
This remake was done in the wrong fashion. Yes, it is rightfully a comedy, but is should be been done more along the lines of Slap Shot (yeah, I know it's a different sport), but instead, this one was done as if it were a remake of The Replacements. Ugh!
Rated 13 Jun 2007
0
8th
Total crap. A whole lot of "what the hell were they thinking" touches that I strain to call "artistic"
Rated 14 Aug 2007
25
21st
I want to kill Sandler for this abortion of a remake.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
89
55th
Near the end there Adam Sandler was loosing his edge, but he's coming back and this film had me laughing in the theatres
Rated 14 Aug 2007
83
45th
Totally goofy, but in a good way. Probably the best of the modern Sandler movies.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
15th
Adam Sandler, what happened to our favorite "Happy Gilmore/ Billy Madison" funnyman? He teamed up with Burt Reynolds and Chris Rock to make a crappy remake of a crappy 70s sports flick.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
72
40th
It was a cool sports idea. Burt made the movie
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
10th
Fair remake of a fair adaptation of a fair book. No hot women.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
76
39th
Just ok.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
56th
Funny movie. Good score because of all the pro wrestlers that make appearances, but it doesn't live up to past Sandler standards.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
3rd
not really my kinda of movie..my sons liked it!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
95
76th
sandler is great
Rated 14 Aug 2007
100
91st
this is a funny movie. i can watch it over and over again and never get tired of it.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
90
70th
Considering every movie from 2005 was a remake, this was ok. It stuck to the original pretty well, and added some other funny stuff. Also, great casting. 90% of the cast were real athletes. I could have done without Nelly, however.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
25
3rd
Horrible, trite Hollywood crap.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
50th
Cookie cutter comedy remake, but a good job at doing so. Sandler is comical like usual, and a well-stacked cast helps him take this movie to the next level. Well done overall, a fun watch for most of the family.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
65
27th
o.k. but not roll in the aisle funny.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
19th
A yawner of a comedy.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
45
60th
passes the time
Rated 14 Aug 2007
86
70th
Good remake
Rated 14 Aug 2007
58
40th
why was this remade?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
10th
Hmm...not a good movie...no funy moments...really...stay away...
Rated 14 Aug 2007
85
57th
This was a really intersting comedy, i enjoyed it.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
67
27th
Good movie, just not great. Enjoyed it for what it was, despite obvious implausibility. Nice to see Burt Reynolds in action again
Rated 14 Aug 2007
24
15th
More bland homophobia from the pureile Sandler wheelhouse. Nothing to reccomend for anyone over the age of 12.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
18
23rd
DO NOT REMAKE THIS FILM. BURT REYNOLDS NAILED IT... Oh, too late. Sandler delivers his normal "slap stick, dick joke" humor - if you can call it humor. This movie was a classic, if you want to see it you need to see the original.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
87
43rd
Funny
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
20th
Not as good as the original but it actually surprised me. It was more entertaining than I expected and another good supporting cast carries this movie farther in my mind than it probably should have.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
75
27th
They should never remake classic movies.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
19th
Give it up Sandler. This is his second football movie, and for some odd reason, he doesn't strike me as a football player.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
55th
Fun enough.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
44
11th
Brain rot, brain atrophy, and chronic dizziness are symptoms you may need brain surgery to have all memory of this movie removed. The bliss of eternal sunshine!
Rated 19 Aug 2007
80
25th
Too many scenes seemed forced and should have followed the original more.
Rated 21 Aug 2007
25
26th
ok
Rated 16 Sep 2007
35
8th
sporadically entertaining but pointless remake. Mean Machine was better.
Rated 07 Oct 2007
80
45th
Not one of Sandlers best performances, but with Reynolds in the background this movie still holds is own. Not as good the the original, but still worthy of a visit to the movies.
Rated 08 Oct 2007
70
61st
The script is really weak, but still, I enjoy the movie.
Rated 23 Oct 2007
55
23rd
And why was this remade?
Rated 26 Oct 2007
73
44th
I enjoyed this modern re-telling of the Burt Reynolds classic. It was solid.
Rated 03 Nov 2007
70
70th
Funny
Rated 04 Jan 2008
60
20th
Hurray! Standard sports comedy!
Rated 16 Jan 2008
81
62nd
I actually really enjoyed this remake.
Rated 10 Feb 2008
29
8th
Brainless, even for a Sandler flick. Michael Irvin ended up being a pretty decent actor, though. There were some really, really awful things in this movie, though. I mean, come on, a RODNEY KING joke? Who wrote this shit? And I hate Tracy Morgan with a passion now. Who decided he was funny and/or talented?
Rated 14 Feb 2008
40
11th
Chris Rock dies.
Rated 20 Feb 2008
60
20th
Its ok. Another movie that is one of Sandler's strongests. I like Rock but he didn't do it for me in this movie either.
Rated 26 Feb 2008
79
25th
Surprisingly good. Fun and very diverse cast.
Rated 27 Feb 2008
20
6th
Only redeeming quality is watching a montage of Adam Sandler's stunt double get pounded.
Rated 13 Mar 2008
40
29th
come on adam.
Rated 19 Mar 2008
72
63rd
funny remake of original with sandler and rock making good comedy of eacg other
Rated 05 Apr 2008
2
0th
A worthless remake
Rated 14 Apr 2008
40
6th
Adam Sandler.
Rated 16 Apr 2008
14
4th
I hate stupid buses with their stupid movies!
Rated 26 Apr 2008
53
26th
Can't believe I actually saw this.
Rated 09 May 2008
45
12th
Bland and predictable.
Rated 02 Jun 2008
62
56th
Funny, but immature.
Rated 19 Jun 2008
70
52nd
The least worst Adam Sandler film.
Rated 30 Jun 2008
20
18th
Adam Sandler hasn't been funny in ages
Rated 04 Jul 2008
74
61st
quiet good
Rated 28 Jul 2008
70
42nd
It scores some points because it had a bunch of wrestlers in it like Austin and Khali. Other than that, pretty average Sandler comedy which is enriched by the work of Rock & Reynolds.
Rated 13 Aug 2008
2
21st
Terrible.
Rated 05 Sep 2008
73
33rd
Call me weird, but I enjoyed this more than the original. Kevin Nash's lactation may have had something to do with that.
Rated 18 Sep 2008
71
30th
not that bad really..
Rated 20 Sep 2008
40
8th
Remakes are bad, umkay.
Rated 14 Oct 2008
88
52nd
cool
Rated 05 Nov 2008
70
30th
It was a pretty funny movie. I didn't really think it was the best movie done by Adam Sandler but pretty good.
Rated 04 Dec 2008
15
13th
Just predictable tosh.
Rated 31 Dec 2008
78
62nd
It almost didn't even seem like a comedy. It had some good drama elements. The inmates' can finally get their revenge against their abusive guards. It almost made me want to go to prison because they just seemed like a bunch of buddies. It had your typical Sandler comedy spots but I think it's too good to be considered your typical Sandler comedy.
Rated 06 Jan 2009
32
35th
Strike!
Rated 14 Jan 2009
95
64th
hahahhahaha!!! cracks me up
Rated 18 Jan 2009
75
47th
Good remake of a classic.
Rated 21 Jan 2009
95
60th
pretty funny
Rated 26 Jan 2009
60
13th
Amusing.
Rated 03 Feb 2009
10
5th
A completely unecessary remake - devoid of any charm.
Rated 03 Feb 2009
69
3rd
Another typical Adam Sandler movie with only a few laughs to spare. Only for Sandler fans.
Rated 11 Feb 2009
10
14th
Prison is so wacky!
Rated 02 Mar 2009
20
20th
Tracy Morgan is the only reason to bother with this movie.

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