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The Longest Yard
2005
Comedy, Crime
1h 53m
The story of pro quarterback Paul Crewe and former college champion and coach Nate Scarboro who are doing time in the same prison. Asked to put together a team of inmates to take on the guards, Crewe enlists the help of Scarboro to coach the inmates to victory in a football game "fixed" to turn out quite another way.
Directed by:
Peter SegalThe Longest Yard
2005
Comedy, Crime
1h 53m
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Rated 10 May 2015
48
18th
The Longest Yard is to The Shawshank Redemption what Over the Top is to Kramer Vs. Kramer. I prefer this to The Waterboy but I also prefer an onion sandwich to pea soup.
Rated 10 May 2015
Rated 01 Mar 2021
75
52nd
While this remake stays very closely to the original movie, it's still not as good for a couple reasons. Firstly, it just doesn't work quite as well in 2005. Secondly, and most important is that Adam Sandler as Crewe is such a poor choice, it's basically offensive, he has none of the swagger or charm that Burt did.
Rated 01 Mar 2021
Rated 10 Aug 2012
12
9th
Easy come, easy go. Courteney Cox was a bitch.
Rated 10 Aug 2012
Rated 07 Oct 2018
75
69th
Funniest moment drunk driving chase Funniest line .... "He Brokeded My Nose"
Rated 07 Oct 2018
Rated 02 Jun 2013
18
18th
The guy hahahahahahaha was hahahahahaha gay hahahahahahahah even though hahahahahaha he pretended hahahahahahah he wasn't hahahahahahah. Gay. All 51 points are for the end of Chris Rock's character arc.
Rated 02 Jun 2013
Rated 17 Apr 2012
61
18th
Terry Crews channeled all the future passion for Old Spice into becoming a human McDonald's advertisement.
Rated 17 Apr 2012
Rated 06 Jun 2011
30
12th
A distraction from the agony of existence.
Rated 06 Jun 2011
Rated 03 Jan 2011
60
36th
People enjoy complaining that it's an unrealistic look at prison life...but why were people expecting anything else. It's a movie full of athletes, rappers and wrestlers (few who have shown any acting chops). It's funny at times and the football scenes are decent. It's nothing amazing but I always seem to watch it when it's on TV...such as the moment of writing this review.
Rated 03 Jan 2011
Rated 13 Aug 2010
75
27th
Decent remake. One of my favorite Sandler movies mainly because he's got a funny and talented cast backing him up. A little over the top at times but definitely worth a watch.
Rated 13 Aug 2010
Rated 14 Aug 2007
65
27th
The original was good, but this version really sucked. Adam Sandler looks like a huge pussy standing next to real football players so I wasn't buying it. Go see the original.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
67th
I didn't dislike it as much as I thought I would. I think it actually suffered from being a remake because the film felt like it was set within some boundaries of what was supposed to happen. So some things ended up feeling forced and unnatural. Other than that, it's as amusing as most Adam Sandler movies.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 19 Mar 2007
72
57th
Not a bad remake, but even better as a Sandler vehicle. Definitely one of his better, crowd-pleasing movies, stocked with humor and football action. Chris Rock is forgettable though.
Rated 19 Mar 2007
Rated 02 Oct 2024
53
36th
Incredible lineup of 5 pro.wtestling world champions from different companies that all somehow just managed to never work with each other. Kevin Nash steals the show and Stone Cold confusingly jobs out his Hollywood career for no good reason. Never much good, but always okay popcorn nonsense.
Rated 02 Oct 2024
Rated 15 Jul 2024
41
17th
Sandler remake of Shawshank. Much as you’d expect. Rob Schneider’s stupid ponytail cameo was worth the wait.
Rated 15 Jul 2024
Rated 29 Sep 2023
35
8th
One of Nelly's three film credits, unfortunately no one could ever say 'hot in herre' in relation to what transpires in this paint-by-numbers sports comedy.
Rated 29 Sep 2023
Rated 14 Nov 2022
51
13th
Acting - 13/25 Pace - 13/25 Direction - 12/25 Plot - 13/25
Rated 14 Nov 2022
Rated 07 Jan 2022
54
14th
Benign entry from the “Happy Madison” stable is not aggressively unpleasant; whatever you think of Sandler, it’s undeniable that his “noughty” efforts attracted A-grade casts – the presence of Cromwell and Leachman helps boost this at least into the “watchable” stakes. Goes on far too long and overly complicates the warden’s battle plans into cartoonish super-villainy; like many Sandler films, the sudden death of a main character is an oddly harsh slap in the face for his audience.
Rated 07 Jan 2022
Rated 03 Jan 2022
80
70th
Walter Hill directed this.
Rated 03 Jan 2022
Rated 25 Aug 2021
45
16th
You could tell Steve Austin was enjoying himself a little too much when he called Nelly the n-word.
Rated 25 Aug 2021
Rated 24 Apr 2021
40
7th
Poor remake in most respects. Not even Burt can save it. One of Sandler's worst films, which is really saying something. Or perhaps not.
Rated 24 Apr 2021
Rated 24 Jan 2021
28
7th
Made a lot worse by the serious, "cool" style (or whatever is going on).
Rated 24 Jan 2021
Rated 14 Aug 2020
60
11th
It downplays the real world atmosphere the original carried while still creating a balance on the emotional front. This one simply didn't have that same feeling with Sandler in the main role. It's just not a role for him and not one that he is designed to succeed in. Solid enough around him and a fun comedy at times despite that major casting flaw. I would have gone with someone else in the lead as Sandler is often just not buyable in certain situations.
Rated 14 Aug 2020
Rated 22 Apr 2020
86
89th
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Rated 22 Apr 2020
Rated 30 Aug 2019
65
70th
Movie is well made but to much time about prison and football.
Rated 30 Aug 2019
Rated 27 Aug 2018
60
68th
From the part the match starts it loses some comicalness but is a more than pleasant movie to watch.
Rated 27 Aug 2018
Rated 30 Nov 2017
62
51st
Just a simple entertaining flick that is an easy watch, and the football scenes are also good. Not as funny as some of Sandler's other stuff but still a pretty good movie with a good supporting cast that keep things moving along.
Rated 30 Nov 2017
Rated 14 Sep 2017
5
42nd
I'm all for a football movie, but this seemed meh at best. Sandler as a football player just didn't seem right, but he wasn't bad. Rock's character was by far my favorite of the movie, he did really well and was very likable. However, people like Crews and Irving felt stereotyped and I just didn't buy it. The movie is predicable, and although some of the football action was funny, it was also dumb in the same ways other Sandler movies are, as this was the start of many future duds for Sandler.
Rated 14 Sep 2017
Rated 21 Feb 2017
78
80th
Adam Sandler remakes "The Longest Yard"(1974) with the expected silly juvenile style he has become known for. Fans of the original film's more gritty realistic take on the story may not enjoy the crude low-brow humor of the remake, but Sandler fans should eat it up. The film's huge list of the supporting characters made-up of familiar faces from other places outshines most of movies big name stars.
Rated 21 Feb 2017
Rated 16 Jan 2017
40
9th
F*CK YOU ADAM SANDLER
Rated 16 Jan 2017
Rated 31 Mar 2014
54
7th
This is your typical uninspiring sports movie. Except for one surprise the script is straight forward and boring. There are not enough funny moments in the movie for a comedy. The cast have all done better work in other movies.
Rated 31 Mar 2014
Rated 03 Jan 2014
31
11th
This Yard has some laughs but missing from this remake is the edginess of the original.
Rated 03 Jan 2014
Rated 17 Nov 2013
81
76th
Like most prison movies this one is geared more towards the men , none of whom is a heartthrob which may set off the females :) It may also explain why this is an underrated movie. All in all I found it extremely enjoyable with hilarious scenes and dialogues (especially from Chris Rock).
Rated 17 Nov 2013
Rated 11 Sep 2013
94
90th
Very similar to the "Big Stan", therefore the same amount of points has been given. We also have "a gay subject" here, a prison, male bonding etc. Actually, it's safe to say the Big Stan is based on this one. It would be hilarious if those two movies were one (I don't care who would play the main character) - more jokes, less viewer's time spent on similar subjects.
Rated 11 Sep 2013
Rated 26 Aug 2013
52
4th
HOOLY SHIT Courtney cox is ridiculously hot in this movie. MUST WATCH NOW!
Rated 26 Aug 2013
Rated 13 May 2013
68
13th
Very clever lines and great timing but you get what you deserve for watching Adam Sandler just past his prime. A couple of jokes that sound like you might have heard them before and a couple of loud supporting characters. Fun but definitely leaves the audience wanting much more.
Rated 13 May 2013
Rated 04 Jul 2012
66
66th
Better then it should've been, better then I thought it would be. But not as good as either the far superior original or even the British "Mean Machine" version. Everyone here is surprisingly good even the immensely annoying Chris Rock, plus it was nice to see Burt Reynolds in a much too small role.
Rated 04 Jul 2012
Rated 17 Jun 2012
25
10th
Trash
Rated 17 Jun 2012
Rated 17 Mar 2012
68
43rd
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Rated 17 Mar 2012
Rated 09 Mar 2012
51
27th
I can't complain about decent physical comedy or Sandler. Sure he's becoming pretty much a hack, but nowhere near as bad as people say. This film does nothing spectacular but I'm not unhappy that I saw it so I guess that's something.
Rated 09 Mar 2012
Rated 07 Jan 2012
60
40th
In hindsight, i probably should've spent this time on another movie.
Rated 07 Jan 2012
Rated 21 Nov 2011
13
1st
I was dying for this to end by the time it was halfway over. It had a couple funny moments off the field, but all the football-playing sequences were just barely watchable. It's the kind of immature humor you should expect from an Adam Sandler movie (like how one of the players accidentally takes estrogen pills, and that makes him act like a girl) but even the dumbness is a little more reserved than usual, resulting in a movie that's not even fun to make fun of.
Rated 21 Nov 2011
Rated 04 Aug 2011
60
32nd
That's what is missing from The Longest Yard most egregiously. Charm has been kept on the bench.
Rated 04 Aug 2011
Rated 25 Jun 2011
40
5th
I caught about half an hour of this on TV after not having seen it since it was out in theaters. Christ, Sandler and company really think transsexuals are the funniest thing in the goddamn world.
Rated 25 Jun 2011
Rated 10 Mar 2011
66
10th
I quite enjoyed the character interplay and dialogue, before the football game started and it turned into cookie-cutter Hollywood sports movie slop.
Rated 10 Mar 2011
Rated 22 Jan 2011
15
21st
"The film primarily replaces its predecessor's gritty swagger with WWE and MTV-esque posturing." - Nick Schager
Rated 22 Jan 2011
Rated 21 Nov 2010
67
15th
Not a good movie by a long shot, but nowhere near as bad as you would expect.
Rated 21 Nov 2010
Rated 25 Sep 2010
57
22nd
Some decent laughs from the physical violence, but I don't buy Sandler as a professional athlete and I preferred the original's sense of reality.
Rated 25 Sep 2010
Rated 28 Jul 2010
49
28th
Better than many Adam Saqndlers movies, but that is not saying much
Rated 28 Jul 2010
Rated 08 Jul 2010
45
8th
Lots of well-known faces, but nothing more than that.
Rated 08 Jul 2010
Rated 05 Jun 2010
38
33rd
Standard hollywood comedy, but it's like... why remake the older movie which never needed to be made in such a uninteresting way? The characters we see in the movie are alright, and perhaps add to the movie's wackyness but like... the jokes aren't exactly memorable or great. Unremarkable comedy movie.
Rated 05 Jun 2010
Rated 16 May 2010
36
7th
Mistakes - 1) When Tracy Morgan and his cheerleaders show Adam Sandler their D-I-C-K cheer - the sweat marks on Sandler's T-shirt change in all 3 shots of him. 2) When the inmates are loading the buses to go to the game, they get on that crappy school bus. But later it shows the two buses traveling to the field and no one is on the school bus.
Rated 16 May 2010
Rated 26 Mar 2010
53
25th
The kind of lightweight comedy you can turn your brain off and moderately enjoy. Look at the cast, why would anyone take this movie seriously? Terry Crews steals every scene he's in; "It ain't easy, bein' cheezy!"
Rated 26 Mar 2010
Rated 20 Mar 2010
49
15th
Being British, I didn't know anything about gridiron the first time I saw this. The more I get involved with American Football, the less I like this film.
Rated 20 Mar 2010
Rated 29 Jan 2010
79
68th
Sportas + kalejimas. neblogas Sandlerio filmas. Best scene, kai groja "Have You Ever Seen The Rain"
Rated 29 Jan 2010
Rated 03 Jan 2010
63
32nd
Another pointless remake which diverts too much from the original movie. There were some mildly amusing moments but Sandler's comedy acting is usually rather mediocre.
Rated 03 Jan 2010
Rated 01 Jan 2010
25
12th
some nice guest appearances, but the movie was total crap
Rated 01 Jan 2010
Rated 24 Oct 2009
5
41st
Fuck you! Criticker! Your guessy thingy sucks. This is a far superior movie to Spy Kids, Seven Samurai, etc. ADAM SANDLER is the best American ever! (I have seen this 2-3 times, hence the 5 and not a 6.)
Rated 24 Oct 2009
Rated 20 Oct 2009
79
12th
A good attempt at a remake, however nothing is close to the original
Rated 20 Oct 2009
Rated 20 Aug 2009
72
60th
Not that bad of a remake. Pretty funny, too
Rated 20 Aug 2009
Rated 13 Aug 2009
6
25th
This is not a typical Adam Sandler movie, and probably benefits from that fact. While not the funniest, and not the best movie out there, it's certainly an alright movie. Burt Reynolds, Chris Rock, and Sandler all are quite good, but the movie just lacks a certain something in it that would excel it to the top.
Rated 13 Aug 2009
Rated 22 Jul 2009
55
20th
The british original is way better, which says a lot, coz that's not great either.
Rated 22 Jul 2009
Rated 18 Jun 2009
22
85th
Where actors are always looking for a break-out role, I think Adam Sandler found his in Longest Yard, an almost epic football film.
Rated 18 Jun 2009
Rated 15 Mar 2009
30
12th
I haven't seen the original, but it has to be better than this pile of garbage.
Rated 15 Mar 2009
Rated 02 Mar 2009
20
20th
Tracy Morgan is the only reason to bother with this movie.
Rated 02 Mar 2009
Rated 11 Feb 2009
10
14th
Prison is so wacky!
Rated 11 Feb 2009
Rated 03 Feb 2009
69
3rd
Another typical Adam Sandler movie with only a few laughs to spare. Only for Sandler fans.
Rated 03 Feb 2009
Rated 03 Feb 2009
10
5th
A completely unecessary remake - devoid of any charm.
Rated 03 Feb 2009
Rated 21 Jan 2009
95
60th
pretty funny
Rated 21 Jan 2009
Rated 18 Jan 2009
75
47th
Good remake of a classic.
Rated 18 Jan 2009
Rated 06 Jan 2009
32
35th
Strike!
Rated 06 Jan 2009
Rated 31 Dec 2008
78
62nd
It almost didn't even seem like a comedy. It had some good drama elements. The inmates' can finally get their revenge against their abusive guards. It almost made me want to go to prison because they just seemed like a bunch of buddies. It had your typical Sandler comedy spots but I think it's too good to be considered your typical Sandler comedy.
Rated 31 Dec 2008
Rated 04 Dec 2008
15
13th
Just predictable tosh.
Rated 04 Dec 2008
Rated 05 Nov 2008
70
30th
It was a pretty funny movie. I didn't really think it was the best movie done by Adam Sandler but pretty good.
Rated 05 Nov 2008
Rated 05 Sep 2008
73
33rd
Call me weird, but I enjoyed this more than the original. Kevin Nash's lactation may have had something to do with that.
Rated 05 Sep 2008
Rated 13 Aug 2008
2
21st
Terrible.
Rated 13 Aug 2008
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