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The Maiden Heist

The Maiden Heist

2009
Comedy
Crime
1h 30m
Over the years, three museum security guards each fall in love with a particular work of art in their care. But now, the new curator is shipping out all three works in an overhaul of the museum's collection. Desperate to save their favorite pieces, the men hatch a plan to steal them before they can be shipped away.
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The Maiden Heist

2009
Comedy
Crime
1h 30m
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Avg Percentile 34.91% from 211 total ratings

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Rated 06 Jan 2011
52
16th
Overridden by a strangely forced whimsy: imagine a cut-rate acolyte of Wes Anderson tasked with creating a heist comedy for the 40+ market. There are jarringly incongruous stop motion and fantasy sequences, but what really halts this is the attempt to beat irony into a test-market comedy model. The teary art appreciation starts things saggy, and the comic element is meaningless coming from such one dimensional characters. The best thing here is Freeman quietly hiding behind some cotton candy.
Rated 09 Feb 2010
70
57th
Not anything groundbreaking as a movie. But this is a very warm and humble comedy and to watch four godlike actors -not "stars"- on a small tour-de-force without stepping over each other is a great joy for any serious fan.
Rated 29 Oct 2009
25
12th
one or two good jokes (macy), but overall it was a really boring and forgettable movie
Rated 01 Oct 2010
80
10th
good
Rated 22 Jul 2016
56
45th
An easy watch comedy but okay. Good cast. All four.
Rated 23 May 2011
74
48th
a very VERY tame heist movie, there's almost no excitement to it, and the comedy is lite and hit and miss. the best part of this movie is watching macy get naked every ten minutes, the rest can be skipped.
Rated 11 Jan 2014
15
6th
They tried to save money by not doing a script. Which was an error.
Rated 03 Oct 2018
32
21st
Tough guys obsessed with paintings. William H. Macy almost makes this worth watching. Christopher Walken married to Marcia Gay Harden?? WAY out of his league.
Rated 21 Feb 2011
65
27th
Lot of wasted potential with such a brilliant cast. They didn't have much to work with, script-wise. A real shame this wasn't a gem.
Rated 01 Jan 2010
65
68th
Funny caper movie.
Rated 21 Nov 2016
91
86th
underrated little silly movie
Rated 03 Dec 2009
15
9th
Not funny and boring.
Rated 01 Aug 2013
50
23rd
Entertainment: 4 of 4. Spirituality / Opens the Heart: 1 of 3. Sustainability / Social Justice: 0 of 3..... Funny, well-acted, well-produced movie. A classic comedy.
Rated 01 Feb 2010
40
4th
Such wonderful actors in a pretty dreadful film. What a waste of talent was this one.
Rated 23 May 2010
50
41st
Some great actors, but a spark is missing. Still quite enjoyable for a sunday afternoon.
Rated 22 Jan 2016
20
13th
You can tell this exactly how the story is going to go by watching the first five minutes which is so cliched and tired that it could be a parody of this type of film. Incidentally the only reason I watched a chunk of this film was to test the audio on my phone by watching this on iplayer after I dropped my phone in the toilet
Rated 17 May 2011
81
73rd
Can't wait for the special edition disk when they replace William H. Macy's @ss with a cartoon smiley face. THEN it will be an enjoyable movie.
Rated 24 Jan 2010
85
50th
I took a chance on this movie and am glad that I did .Christipher Walken plays a different role than we are used too and Freeman and Macy are also excellent . A good movie.

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