The Master of Disguise (2002)
A sweet-natured Italian waiter named Pistachio Disguisey at his father Fabbrizio's restaurant, who happens to be a member of a family with supernatural skills of disguise. But moments later the patriarch of the Disguisey family is kidnapped Fabbrizio's former arch-enemy, Devlin Bowman, a criminal mastermind in an attempt to steal the world's most precious treasures from around the world. And it's up to Pistachio to track down Bowman and save his family before Bowman kills them! (imdb)
Cast and Information
Directed By: Perry Andelin Blake
Written By: Dana Carvey, Harris Goldberg
Starring: James Brolin, Edie McClurg, Harold Gould, Jennifer Esposito, Dana Carvey, Brent Spiner, Maria Canals-Barrera, Michael Bailey Smith, Robert Machray, Vincent Riverside, Austin Wolff, Rachel Lederman
Genres: Comedy, Family/Kids
Country: USA
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The Master of Disguise belongs to 18 collections
1. Directorial debut (collaborative: moderated by djross - 16 stars)
2. How Did This Get Made? (collaborative: moderated by theficionado - 8 stars)
3. Roger Ebert: Your Movie Sucks (collaborative: moderated by Shmendrek - 4 stars)
4. Director's only work (collaborative: moderated by jodamico - 4 stars)
5. Worst of criticker (collaborative: moderated by avgcrtckr - 4 stars)
6. Nostalgia Critic Episodes (collaborative: moderated by KirkJiggler - 4 stars)
7. Wikipedia's List of Films Considered the Worst (collaborative: moderated by Svengali - 3 stars)
8. Psychotronic kids entertainment (collaborative: moderated by HaileyS - 2 stars)
9. Netflix instant LATAM (collaborative: moderated by Roman_Herbom - 1 star)
10. Criticker Hates You (public: donkeyjelly - 1 star)
11. similar to garbage pail kids (public: kikifas - 1 star)
12. Happy Madison Productions (collaborative: moderated by monclivie)
13. Silly (collaborative: moderated by juandr)
14. Worst movies ever known to mankind (public: Jeb)
15. Mwgerb - Seen but Unrated (public: mwgerb)
16. Ununnilium Bottom 100 (public: Ununnilium)
17. Friday Night Movie Funtime (public: Ununnilium)
18. Rough Ratings (public: saudade)
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BillyShears | 5 1st |
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Jesus Christ, Dana.
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TripleSH | 10 5th |
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Why, Dana? WHY? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US? WE TRUSTED YOU!
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BattleToad | 5 0th |
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There is that one funny line when he is dressed up like... Nope! Fear this movie. Teach your children to fear it as well. Total crapulence!
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TedDedon | 3 1st |
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I'm sure some people think this funny. Those people are probably in pre-school.
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recklessmess | 20 11th |
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Here it is, the movie that pretty much ruined Dana Carvey's career. Of course Adam Sandler was responsible for it. It's bad enough he's a fucking sinking ship, but to take my favorites from SNL with him? Fuck you adam sandler.
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Jeb | 1 4th |
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I'll give this one point just for the trailer because that's the only decent part of the movie.
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SirStuckey | 10 1st |
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This movie is not turtley enough for the turtle club.
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| 1 | svicciarelli | 15 0th |
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I saw most of this and was surprised at how crappy and amateurish it was.
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doctor7 | 5 2nd |
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The only watchable parts are in the trailer. See that and only that.
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| 1 | DTI | 2 0th |
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The only film I feel worse for having seen.
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| 1 | StVeSa | 5 1st |
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So incredibly unfunny and bland that I can only imagine the most depraved of human-beings would enjoy it.
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lachapelle | 14 2nd |
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Oh my God! What was Dana thinking? This movie is so bad, it almost killed his carrer. And people say Ishtar was bad! Dana can be very funny (even outside of Mike Myers) but this was just painful to watch. If you're thinking about seeing this - go get a lobotomy.
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Tobia | 20 9th |
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Oh how the great Dana Carvey has fallen. A blemish on a beautiful record.
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cagedwisdom | 0 4th |
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Opening scene is amazing. Turtle Club scene is amazing. Everything else is - and I mean this - absolutely as bad as it gets. Watch the first 2-3 minutes and switch it off.
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Vince Leo (Qwipster's Movie Reviews) | 20 0th |
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The fact that people still see Dana Carvey as a funny comedian is perhaps the most convincing disguise of all. [Full Review]
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twincinema | 0 0th |
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Dana Carvey takes some huge home run swings and completely whiffs on all of them.
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| 1 | meanmikhail | 10 1st |
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Unbelievably stupid movie made by a normally funny man.
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moush | 0 0th |
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Turtle Turtle Turtle Sucks Dick.
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kittykins | 0 0th |
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Yeah. It really was that horrible.
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Castroph | 2 10th |
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Nroo | 1 0th |
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In 5th grade my classmates all made fun of me when I said I thought this film was bad.
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Sweekoden | 0 0th |
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Wow. Admittedly, I'm way fonder of bad cinema than anyone with half a brain should be, but this is beyond 'so bad it's good' territory. Nothing uttered in the movie is even remotely witty; it is terribly acted, terribly edited, terribly written, and all in all just obnoxiously unfunny. Possibly the worst film I've ever seen.
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| 1 | Mr. Film | 0 0th |
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This can be the worst non-spoof comedy from the last decade
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DesertPunk | 30 5th |
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I loved this movie when I was younger, but good lord. How I emerged from this with enough basic intuition needed to survive is a mystery.
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| Average Percentile 9.24% from 1299 Ratings |  |